Jayster Dallas
@royintx.bsky.social
Cancer Surviving nonbinary gay as fuck chubby bear thing. Level 1 Autistic. They/Them. Scare Actor at haunted attractions and host of cult cinema garbage podcast. 18+ only. Fuck ICE
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Jayster Dallas
@royintx.bsky.social
· Dec 20
About me:
✨I’m 51
✨I’m a cancer fighter
✨My pronouns are he/they
✨I am a side mostly
✨Will bottom on occasion
✨I am in an open relationship
✨I am poly minded
✨I am super chubby and 5 ft 5. AKA a Hobbit
✨My body is covered in many scars due to cancer surgeries
✨I am autistic
✨I’m 51
✨I’m a cancer fighter
✨My pronouns are he/they
✨I am a side mostly
✨Will bottom on occasion
✨I am in an open relationship
✨I am poly minded
✨I am super chubby and 5 ft 5. AKA a Hobbit
✨My body is covered in many scars due to cancer surgeries
✨I am autistic
Nothing says hip hip hooray like being told by your doctor you are no longer healthy enough to have sex
February 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Nothing says hip hip hooray like being told by your doctor you are no longer healthy enough to have sex
1) Jayster is my nickname and actor name
2) honestly, when I get people who tell me that I scared them good in the haunted attractions I work for I never forget. That brings me joy to be able to entertain others.
3) nope. They know
4) I feel there is not soul mates but tribe members
2) honestly, when I get people who tell me that I scared them good in the haunted attractions I work for I never forget. That brings me joy to be able to entertain others.
3) nope. They know
4) I feel there is not soul mates but tribe members
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
1) Jayster is my nickname and actor name
2) honestly, when I get people who tell me that I scared them good in the haunted attractions I work for I never forget. That brings me joy to be able to entertain others.
3) nope. They know
4) I feel there is not soul mates but tribe members
2) honestly, when I get people who tell me that I scared them good in the haunted attractions I work for I never forget. That brings me joy to be able to entertain others.
3) nope. They know
4) I feel there is not soul mates but tribe members
Alan Cumming is giving Emo Phillips. #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
February 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Alan Cumming is giving Emo Phillips. #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors
Reposted by Jayster Dallas
Next week, we have a special Valentines Day episode of Catacombs dropping as @robomakes.bsky.social @thecultfarmer.bsky.social and @royintx.bsky.social are joined by a guest host to watch this 1987 Scott Valentine vehicle.
Scott Valentine....remember him? No? Not shocked.
Scott Valentine....remember him? No? Not shocked.
February 7, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Next week, we have a special Valentines Day episode of Catacombs dropping as @robomakes.bsky.social @thecultfarmer.bsky.social and @royintx.bsky.social are joined by a guest host to watch this 1987 Scott Valentine vehicle.
Scott Valentine....remember him? No? Not shocked.
Scott Valentine....remember him? No? Not shocked.
Those pants are so cuffed Bisexuals are telling him to calm down.
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Those pants are so cuffed Bisexuals are telling him to calm down.
If you find this hilarious or amusing, take your white tipped hood ass and jump into oncoming traffic.
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
If you find this hilarious or amusing, take your white tipped hood ass and jump into oncoming traffic.
Between this, the power outage during the curling trials and the figure skater whose Minions themed routine was banned it has already been an eventful olympics. And they have not even started yet www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?
The World Anti-Doping Agency is investigating whether ski jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid in order to fly further
www.theguardian.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Between this, the power outage during the curling trials and the figure skater whose Minions themed routine was banned it has already been an eventful olympics. And they have not even started yet www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
I think this is a baby photo of @socksfur.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I think this is a baby photo of @socksfur.bsky.social
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Sausage
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Sausage
me coded characters
February 5, 2026 at 4:44 AM
me coded characters
40 years ago today, Vanessa went to Baltimore to have big fun with The Wretched.
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
40 years ago today, Vanessa went to Baltimore to have big fun with The Wretched.
They are trying is god damn desperately hard to spin the $7 mil weekend opening of Melania as being "a hit".
Bitch please, The Melania movie premiere didn’t even earn back 5% of its marketing budget. Amazon spent $70 mil on this damn documentary, what part of $7 million screams "smash hit"?
Bitch please, The Melania movie premiere didn’t even earn back 5% of its marketing budget. Amazon spent $70 mil on this damn documentary, what part of $7 million screams "smash hit"?
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
They are trying is god damn desperately hard to spin the $7 mil weekend opening of Melania as being "a hit".
Bitch please, The Melania movie premiere didn’t even earn back 5% of its marketing budget. Amazon spent $70 mil on this damn documentary, what part of $7 million screams "smash hit"?
Bitch please, The Melania movie premiere didn’t even earn back 5% of its marketing budget. Amazon spent $70 mil on this damn documentary, what part of $7 million screams "smash hit"?
Time to update the definition of cunt in the dictionary to just have it be a photo of Nicki Minaj
February 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Time to update the definition of cunt in the dictionary to just have it be a photo of Nicki Minaj
As a kid, I felt bad for her.
As a 51 year old adult, her pain is understood and this moment makes me cry every time I see it.
youtu.be/TLP4fge346o?...
As a 51 year old adult, her pain is understood and this moment makes me cry every time I see it.
youtu.be/TLP4fge346o?...
The Last Unicorn - theatrical version - Molly Grue meeting the Unicorn scene uncut
YouTube video by ThoseMoviesIWasTalkingAbout
youtu.be
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
As a kid, I felt bad for her.
As a 51 year old adult, her pain is understood and this moment makes me cry every time I see it.
youtu.be/TLP4fge346o?...
As a 51 year old adult, her pain is understood and this moment makes me cry every time I see it.
youtu.be/TLP4fge346o?...
Pharrell Williams on The Grammys: I'm 52, now.
Me:
Me:
a man wearing a white shirt and a silver jacket looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a white shirt and a silver jacket looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Pharrell Williams on The Grammys: I'm 52, now.
Me:
Me:
I still plan on seeing it, but yeah.
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I still plan on seeing it, but yeah.
One of my persona favorite photos from growing up. To say I was a huge fan of OG Battlestar Galactica growing up was an understatement, and meeting a Cylon at Universal Studios Hollywood was super exciting for me I remember.
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 PM
One of my persona favorite photos from growing up. To say I was a huge fan of OG Battlestar Galactica growing up was an understatement, and meeting a Cylon at Universal Studios Hollywood was super exciting for me I remember.
I may get flack for this...but tirimasu. Never got the appeal at all.
Guys, I really need to talk about something dumb and meaningless. What's a universally beloved sweet treat that you think is just mid? For me, it's meringue.
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 AM
I may get flack for this...but tirimasu. Never got the appeal at all.
Me. Currently. Be glad when I can get the drainage bag off of me.
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Me. Currently. Be glad when I can get the drainage bag off of me.
United Arab Emirates. 😬
Not good for gay fans of this franchise bloody-disgusting.com/movie/393183...
Not good for gay fans of this franchise bloody-disgusting.com/movie/393183...
‘V/H/S’ Franchise Acquired by Spooky Pictures & Image Nation Abu Dhabi
Spooky Pictures and Image Nation Abu Dhabi have acquired rights to the found footage horror anthology franchise V/H/S from Studio71, Variety has learned. The deal to jointly produce future titles in t...
bloody-disgusting.com
January 31, 2026 at 6:11 AM
United Arab Emirates. 😬
Not good for gay fans of this franchise bloody-disgusting.com/movie/393183...
Not good for gay fans of this franchise bloody-disgusting.com/movie/393183...
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image