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Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · Jul 10

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Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · Jun 13

Pete Hegseth launches a preemptive reply all, disclosing all of Israel's targets.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · Jun 8

Hey ABC News: Goodnight, and fuck off.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · Jun 8

*Someone drops their Del Taco order on the sidewalk*
CONSERVATIVE: CALIFORNIA HAS COLLAPSED!

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · Jun 6

Just letting you know now--if they put Elon in an El Salvadorian prison, my response will not be aligned with my values.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · Jun 5

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 22

Republicans see documentaries of children working in coal mines and think, "Ah, the good old days."

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 20

One way to use AI in the classroom would be to challenge students to test the accuracy and biases of the outputs.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 20

Has Cory Booker considered filibustering himself?

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 16

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Transmitting a shout out to the cast and crew at Great Neck North High performing their evening of one-acts, including SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED, the robot apocalypse comedy that's been taking over stages all over the US and the world!

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 14

I don't need ChatGPT to convey my authentically phony self.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 14

All I'm saying is a few months of exposure to Stephen Miller is more than enough to acclimate you to wading in raw sewage.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 13

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 12

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 11

When the MiraLax kicks in.

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Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 11

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 10

Now justice will not only be blind, but drunk.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 8

As his first official act, Pope Leo XIV will take on 100 gorillas.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 8

TRUMP: The conclave was rigged!

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 8

Papal conclave promises to be carbon-free by 2044.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 8

The final Mission: Impossible should be Ethan Hunt working as a claims adjuster amongst a nondescript row of cubicles. As every character from the past seven films shows up, you realize they were just imaginary versions of his office coworkers.

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 7

THIS JUST IN: White smoke emerges from the Sistine Chapel chimney...

Ruben Carbajal @rubencarbajal.bsky.social · May 7

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Shout out to the young theatre stars bringing my Ikea killbot comedy SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED to life this week!