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Trepanning For Gold
@rubydoomsday.bsky.social
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Startup survivor. Writes for food, rent, trips, guitars. Used to make music — https://humbugsounds.bandcamp.com/album/midheaven-deluxe-edition Currently a civil (mostly) serpent. Plain English sticklerer. Don't put that there.
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OK if this is the place, new bio:

i'm:

Melburnian
lefty
a musician, photog, writer
a civil servant
UX/CX nerd

into:

the usual. justice. accessibility. plain English. gallows humour. working at the tissue b/w perception + reality.

"be always drunk — on wine, virtue, poetry as you wish"
the soundtrack for the apocalypse today is shouty indie guitar music

wait. that’s most days.

#vinyl
recourse to 'common sense' is mostly shorthand for 'please don't ask me to think'
look, and i am one of them, won't lie
hi

friends have called me out for being a mouthy shit on the other place

(Threads, not X, i would never. that place has been toxic for yeeeeears)

like, duh

do you even KNOW me?
Blues have been shit for weeks. will be an upset if they beat Pies

#AFLPiesBlues #AFL
opposite for me, dishwasher ones don’t work well at all. gritty and don’t clean well.
the laundry ones are great.
Michael Shannon has looked 10 years older than me for the past 25 years

he is 50 for another 5 months

i turn 52 in 8 weeks
establishment Dems surely the runaway winner
well done Footscray pups, the umpires fucked you.

to lose by only 1 goal with your best player out and the umps pulling hard for one side is extremely well done

#AFL
Cripps will *never* get pinged for a throw, hey

worst chucker in the entire comp

#AFLBluesHawks
well. it was nice while it lasted (the momentary hope after Murphy Reid introduced himself)

welcome, young man

#AFL #AFLCatsFreo
it was

until 18yo debutant Murphy Reid just kicked 4 goals in 4 minutes
uh, Murphy Reid putting together a first game even better than Lalor's wtf

#AFL #AFLCatsFreo
well that’s some of the worst footy i’ve ever seen from @freodockers

and that’s in a crowded field

absolutely pissweak effort

#AFL #AFLCatsFreo
squeaky bum time

if you’re Freo, you get it

#AFL #AFLCatsFreo
oh shit my mother is about to become the most powerful superhero alive
pretty extraordinary, a ‘rebuild’ team with 3 debutants taking it to a team some have as a flag fancy

#AFL #AFLTigersBlues
this aged well…

#AFLTigersBlues
while i'm excited #footy is back...

Blues could easily beat Tiges by 100 tonight

gonna be a boring-arse curtain-raiser (i don't count Opening Round because... it's shit)

#AFL
while i'm excited #footy is back...

Blues could easily beat Tiges by 100 tonight

gonna be a boring-arse curtain-raiser (i don't count Opening Round because... it's shit)

#AFL
i loathe Opening Round. as a concept, as a bellwether for how AFL House 'thinks'

but still preety preety glad to have #footy back in under 2hrs

#AFL #AFLSwansHawks
it's best not to do anything too vicious in it, quite a bit of torque steer if you're too toe-y

(until i stick an LSD in there. TBC).
Dutton.

inane. for some jobs you need to be At The Thing.

mechanic needs their hoist, surgeons need a theatre &c

i could do my job from literally anywhere in the world w/ a laptop

there is zero advantage or increase in productivity from my commuting 10hrs a week

one size fits all = rekt