Rupert Myers
@rupertmyers.com
barrister, political commentator, husband, father, owned by 🐶 Scout. 🇬🇧🇦🇺
Not “board” - what Trump actually said was “bored” of peace
January 19, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Not “board” - what Trump actually said was “bored” of peace
Hahahahaha what on God’s green earth is the point of Keir Starmer. Surely as soon as the local elections are over he’s gone. An utter disaster
January 13, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Hahahahaha what on God’s green earth is the point of Keir Starmer. Surely as soon as the local elections are over he’s gone. An utter disaster
Because he’s doing such a fantastic job running the UK and has so much spare time
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Because he’s doing such a fantastic job running the UK and has so much spare time
I went to a very cool artsy party a year or so ago where they had St John claret in boxes - disappointed to discover they don't sell it any more. Anyone got good recommendations for really quite decent red wine in boxes? #WetJanuary
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I went to a very cool artsy party a year or so ago where they had St John claret in boxes - disappointed to discover they don't sell it any more. Anyone got good recommendations for really quite decent red wine in boxes? #WetJanuary
Trump’s buckling under the pressure
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
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November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Trump’s buckling under the pressure
AI-GENERATED REVIEWS OF AI-GENERATED ACTOR’S TILLY NORWOOD’S AI-GENERATED MOVIES
A comic masterpiece
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...
A comic masterpiece
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...
AI-Generated Reviews of AI-Generated Actor’s Tilly Norwood’s AI-Generated Movies
“An ‘AI actor’ named Tilly Norwood has been causing a stir after its Dutch creators said the synthetic performer is in talks with talent agencies.”...
www.mcsweeneys.net
October 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
AI-GENERATED REVIEWS OF AI-GENERATED ACTOR’S TILLY NORWOOD’S AI-GENERATED MOVIES
A comic masterpiece
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...
A comic masterpiece
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ai-...
The government is blowing £30 billion to transfer the Chagos Islands to Mauritius. Keir Starmer is compromising national security at vast cost.
This will aid Chinese strategic interests in the Indian Ocean.
A betrayal of national interests, conducted without transparency or democratic mandate.
This will aid Chinese strategic interests in the Indian Ocean.
A betrayal of national interests, conducted without transparency or democratic mandate.
May 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The government is blowing £30 billion to transfer the Chagos Islands to Mauritius. Keir Starmer is compromising national security at vast cost.
This will aid Chinese strategic interests in the Indian Ocean.
A betrayal of national interests, conducted without transparency or democratic mandate.
This will aid Chinese strategic interests in the Indian Ocean.
A betrayal of national interests, conducted without transparency or democratic mandate.
FBI Agent goes public with Russian intelligence operation that hooked Musk and Theil
The GRU successfully cultivated relationships with high-profile Silicon Valley billionaires, using a combination of flattery, backchannel political access, & kompromat.
kyivinsider.com/fbi-agent-go...
The GRU successfully cultivated relationships with high-profile Silicon Valley billionaires, using a combination of flattery, backchannel political access, & kompromat.
kyivinsider.com/fbi-agent-go...
FBI Agent goes public with Russian intelligence operation that hooked Musk and Theil
A former FBI special agent is currently out on $100,000 bond after being arrested for attempting to expose what he described as a covert Russian intelligence campaign to gain influence over leading Am...
kyivinsider.com
May 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
FBI Agent goes public with Russian intelligence operation that hooked Musk and Theil
The GRU successfully cultivated relationships with high-profile Silicon Valley billionaires, using a combination of flattery, backchannel political access, & kompromat.
kyivinsider.com/fbi-agent-go...
The GRU successfully cultivated relationships with high-profile Silicon Valley billionaires, using a combination of flattery, backchannel political access, & kompromat.
kyivinsider.com/fbi-agent-go...
You know what an American pope means: on top of your donation at mass you’ll be expected to give a >20% tip.
May 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
You know what an American pope means: on top of your donation at mass you’ll be expected to give a >20% tip.
Douglas Adams foresaw AI
May 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Douglas Adams foresaw AI
This India v Pakistan conflict would simply not have started if Trump was president.
May 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This India v Pakistan conflict would simply not have started if Trump was president.
Conclave II: White Smoke Rising.
"Habemus Vengeance"
"Habemus Vengeance"
April 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Conclave II: White Smoke Rising.
"Habemus Vengeance"
"Habemus Vengeance"
Pope Francis is gone. A radical, a reformer, a shepherd to those on the margins. Whatever you believed, he believed in love.
Requiescat in pace.
Requiescat in pace.
April 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Pope Francis is gone. A radical, a reformer, a shepherd to those on the margins. Whatever you believed, he believed in love.
Requiescat in pace.
Requiescat in pace.
Incredibly sound life advice in the form of a nice proverb I just stumbled across
April 16, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Incredibly sound life advice in the form of a nice proverb I just stumbled across
When tariffs make you on-shore manufacturing you haven’t done in decades
April 8, 2025 at 7:10 AM
When tariffs make you on-shore manufacturing you haven’t done in decades
The nation expects every man to do their duty
April 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The nation expects every man to do their duty
They are *not* taking these tariffs lying down on the McDonald Islands
April 3, 2025 at 7:22 PM
They are *not* taking these tariffs lying down on the McDonald Islands
10% tariffs on Britain isn’t the brexit benefit we were promised (still no trade deal!), it’s a slap in the face Brexiters are desperately telling you isn’t so bad because the guy next to you is getting kicked in the nuts
April 3, 2025 at 7:32 AM
10% tariffs on Britain isn’t the brexit benefit we were promised (still no trade deal!), it’s a slap in the face Brexiters are desperately telling you isn’t so bad because the guy next to you is getting kicked in the nuts
Today I announce tariffs on the following:
People who chew with their mouth open: 100%
People who say “Ec cetera”: 75%
Nuns, cricketers, & church organists: 0%
Restaurants that ask you if you’re familiar with their concept: 50%
Svalbard: 200%
Regents Park cyclists: 1000%
People who chew with their mouth open: 100%
People who say “Ec cetera”: 75%
Nuns, cricketers, & church organists: 0%
Restaurants that ask you if you’re familiar with their concept: 50%
Svalbard: 200%
Regents Park cyclists: 1000%
April 3, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Today I announce tariffs on the following:
People who chew with their mouth open: 100%
People who say “Ec cetera”: 75%
Nuns, cricketers, & church organists: 0%
Restaurants that ask you if you’re familiar with their concept: 50%
Svalbard: 200%
Regents Park cyclists: 1000%
People who chew with their mouth open: 100%
People who say “Ec cetera”: 75%
Nuns, cricketers, & church organists: 0%
Restaurants that ask you if you’re familiar with their concept: 50%
Svalbard: 200%
Regents Park cyclists: 1000%
Excited to announce a new podcast entirely produced by AI: combining CEO mindset insights & nutrition advice from the most notorious manfluencer of all time: the Iron WillCast combines generative AI with the maximum hustle mentality of none other than Adolf Hitler #IronWillCast
April 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Excited to announce a new podcast entirely produced by AI: combining CEO mindset insights & nutrition advice from the most notorious manfluencer of all time: the Iron WillCast combines generative AI with the maximum hustle mentality of none other than Adolf Hitler #IronWillCast
