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February 15, 2026 at 8:33 AM
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?

A meltdown.

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February 15, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Hooms are on the crumpets again 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰
February 14, 2026 at 7:54 AM
What do you call it when cats rebel?

Mew-tiny!

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February 14, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
February 13, 2026 at 8:06 AM
What do you call a man with a rabbit living in his jumper?

Warren!

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February 13, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰
February 7, 2026 at 8:35 AM
What do you call a cat who loves to bowl?

An alley cat!

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February 7, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Hay Rupert, Hoppy Bunny Butt Friday!
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
February 6, 2026 at 10:09 AM
What has a bed that you can’t sleep in?

A river.

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February 6, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
January 30, 2026 at 9:27 AM
What do you call a fluffy bunny with stage fright?

A nervous rex!

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January 30, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰
January 24, 2026 at 8:34 AM
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?

The re-tail store!

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January 24, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Hoppy Bunny Butt Fwiday, Rupert! ~Wascal
January 24, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
January 23, 2026 at 8:11 AM
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

Hailing taxis.

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January 23, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Happy #Caturday EveryPurr 🐱🥰
January 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
What do you call a cat who teaches at a university?

A purrfessor.

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January 17, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Happy Hoppy #BunnyButtFriday EveryBun 🐇🥰
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Who won the neck decorating contest?

It was a tie.

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January 16, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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Just a sleepy bun 😴 🐰
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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So guess who had a tractor for Christmas...!
January 12, 2026 at 2:24 PM