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𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝗘𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧, 𝐌𝐘 𝑴𝑶𝑴 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐌𝐘 𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑳𝑬 𝙍𝘼𝙉 𝘼𝙒𝘼𝙔 ... 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐇𝐄 𝘿𝙄𝘿𝙉'𝙏 𝐑𝐔𝐍 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘, 𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙏𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝘾𝘼𝙉'𝙏 𝙍𝙐𝙉 .ᐟ.ᐟ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 27

HAHA .ᐟ i LOVE summer . i'm racking up the BIIIG bucks for my babysitting services ── ✨️✨️✨️

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 11

UUUUUGHHHH . 👺

[ she stomps off and pulls a whiteboard into the room ── then writes, " HELLO, TWERP >:( " in big red letters . ]

GRETCHEN. @gildedthorns.bsky.social · Jul 11

[She uses her phone to type a text to speech message.]

'I can't hear very well. You're gonna have to try harder.'

[Stone-faced.]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 11

... 👺

I SAID ──

[ she revs it up . 💀 . ]

HELLOOOOOO, TWERP .ᐟ 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 11

... 👺

I SAID ──

[ she revs it up . 💀 . ]

HELLOOOOOO, TWERP .ᐟ 😡

GRETCHEN. @gildedthorns.bsky.social · Jul 11

[Does not even flinch. Her dad's worse than a chainsaw.]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

[ PULLING OUT A CHAlNSAW 👹 ]

hey, tWEEEEEERPS .ᐟ.ᐟ 😈

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

... huh . alright, i see . so why a dragon ── .ᐣ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

speak for yourself, ugly .ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

soooo, like, just to make sure i've got this riiight ... you're originally human or dragon .ᐣ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

this is the LAST place someone would expect to find a dragon .ᐟ they like, mostly live up in castles and stuff, don't they .ᐣ.ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

you don't .ᐣ are you sure .ᐣ everyone has one .ᐟ

maybe a purse, or a jacket .ᐣ

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 10

I do not ..

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

ha, doesn't EVERYBODY have one these days .ᐣ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

...

[ she proceeds to pi nch herself to make sure she's not dreaming . ]

... OUCH . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

[ her jaw DROPS . 💀 ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

you're a WHAT .

...

silly, dragons don't EXIST .ᐟ

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

ha, doesn't EVERYBODY have one these days .ᐣ

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 10

How strange … someone else I know has one. 😦

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

into my infinite storage . ✨️😁

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

[ SIDE EYES HER BACK 👺 ]

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

[ side eye ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

HAHAHA . GOOD . 👺

i'm so amazing . ✨️

[ 💀 ... ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

topaz

it's ( design wise ) a parody of wolverine, but the name is DEFINITELY a tmnt shredder reference 👺👺👺👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

topaz

fun fact vicky has a supervillain alter ego in one episode where she's called ' the baby shredder ' LMAO

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

HAHAHA . GOOD . 👺

i'm so amazing . ✨️

[ 💀 ... ]

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

UGHHH nevermind , I take it BACKKK 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

WHAT ABOUT THEM . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

WHAT ABOUT THEM . 👺

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

Well— your mannerisms 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

... sounds like a LOSER . and you're COMPARING me to them .ᐣ.ᐟ 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

... sounds like a LOSER . and you're COMPARING me to them .ᐣ.ᐟ 👺

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

Oroku Saki — aka the SHITTER 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

boo . 👺

SO WHO IS THIS PERSON YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT . 👺👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

boo . 👺

SO WHO IS THIS PERSON YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT . 👺👺

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

I don’t have a baby sitter cuz’ I’m independent. ✨

That, and, I don’t want one 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

oh yeah .ᐣ like WHO . do you know alyssa or something ── is she your babysitter .ᐣ

yeah, she can kind of sound like me sometimes . what a COPYCAT . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

oh yeah .ᐣ like WHO . do you know alyssa or something ── is she your babysitter .ᐣ

yeah, she can kind of sound like me sometimes . what a COPYCAT . 👺

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

You sound like someone else I hate, ugh 😡

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

yeah, that's what i thought . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

yeah, that's what i thought . 👺

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

Okay 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

YOU'RE dumb and stupid . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

YOU'RE dumb and stupid . 👺

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

Nothing because they’re dumb and stupid 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

it SO is . what do YOU know about FASHION trends ── 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

it SO is . what do YOU know about FASHION trends ── 👺

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

I doubt it 😒

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

for YOUR information, this hairstyle is totally IN right now . 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

into my infinite storage . ✨️😁

𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢𝚗 @xofredrosesx.bsky.social · Jul 10

… How did you — where did it go?! 😦

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

oh, no .ᐟ it's a toy, don't worry . it wouldn't be able to hurt anyone .ᐟ

[ she somehow TUCKS it away ( into nowhere ) . 💀 . ]

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

for YOUR information, this hairstyle is totally IN right now . 👺

ᖇᗩᐯEᑎ @xxlittlefrogxx.bsky.social · Jul 10

It looks like someone took a dookie on your head and formed it into that abomination you call hair 👺

‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝑽𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐘. @ruthlesssitter.bsky.social · Jul 10

MY HAIR LOOKS AMAZING . HOW DARE YOU . 👺