Ryan Flint
@ryanflint.bsky.social
Vocalist, Lyricist for WitchHands
Co-Owner of The Arbitrarium
Goth w/ mohawk (Deathrocker)
Misanthropic Humanist, Doggerelist
(He / Him / They)
Co-Owner of The Arbitrarium
Goth w/ mohawk (Deathrocker)
Misanthropic Humanist, Doggerelist
(He / Him / They)
Me explaining the Dune universe to my Tolkien friends at 4am
January 15, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Me explaining the Dune universe to my Tolkien friends at 4am
For that doubly nerdy slice of you that like Dune and Talking Heads
January 15, 2026 at 9:39 AM
For that doubly nerdy slice of you that like Dune and Talking Heads
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Hey, fuck you brain!
I'm just sitting here!
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Hey, fuck you brain!
I'm just sitting here!
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Hey, fuck you brain!
I'm just sitting here!
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Hey, fuck you brain!
I'm just sitting here!
Thinking of that Star Trek: Voyager episode where everyone is depressed and wants curtains because they're in a boring, starless void.
(The interstellar version of driving through the Midwest)
(The interstellar version of driving through the Midwest)
January 14, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Thinking of that Star Trek: Voyager episode where everyone is depressed and wants curtains because they're in a boring, starless void.
(The interstellar version of driving through the Midwest)
(The interstellar version of driving through the Midwest)
AI users are sad and pathetic. They can't use their brain for the simplest tasks and want constant affirmations.
They won't draw or anything else.
They don't know why anything is good.
They can't explain any writing because they didn't do it.
They glee at theft and pollution at the cost of humanity.
They won't draw or anything else.
They don't know why anything is good.
They can't explain any writing because they didn't do it.
They glee at theft and pollution at the cost of humanity.
January 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
AI users are sad and pathetic. They can't use their brain for the simplest tasks and want constant affirmations.
They won't draw or anything else.
They don't know why anything is good.
They can't explain any writing because they didn't do it.
They glee at theft and pollution at the cost of humanity.
They won't draw or anything else.
They don't know why anything is good.
They can't explain any writing because they didn't do it.
They glee at theft and pollution at the cost of humanity.
Mfw someone asks if Killing Joke is MAGA
January 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Mfw someone asks if Killing Joke is MAGA
It's interesting that within 2 decades, black tees, an earring, dyed hair, or ANY tattoo used to be subversive and make you unemployable.
Now it's standard at my bank.
Meanwhile, a bunch of US presidents either fought Nazis or were born around their defeat, and they've all made us more like them.
Now it's standard at my bank.
Meanwhile, a bunch of US presidents either fought Nazis or were born around their defeat, and they've all made us more like them.
January 12, 2026 at 11:31 PM
It's interesting that within 2 decades, black tees, an earring, dyed hair, or ANY tattoo used to be subversive and make you unemployable.
Now it's standard at my bank.
Meanwhile, a bunch of US presidents either fought Nazis or were born around their defeat, and they've all made us more like them.
Now it's standard at my bank.
Meanwhile, a bunch of US presidents either fought Nazis or were born around their defeat, and they've all made us more like them.
Peasant girl picking mushrooms:
"I'll just have a little treat to break up the monotony..."
5 Hours Later:
"Mort aux Anglais!
Dieu sourit à la France!"
"I'll just have a little treat to break up the monotony..."
5 Hours Later:
"Mort aux Anglais!
Dieu sourit à la France!"
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Peasant girl picking mushrooms:
"I'll just have a little treat to break up the monotony..."
5 Hours Later:
"Mort aux Anglais!
Dieu sourit à la France!"
"I'll just have a little treat to break up the monotony..."
5 Hours Later:
"Mort aux Anglais!
Dieu sourit à la France!"
I say this with affection:
A couple of decades ago, there were a lot more of the fanciful goth nicknames. But that somehow always equated to a dozen girls named Raven in every scene.
And now it's a dozen they/them femmes with Nyx in their name.
There's ALWAYS some dude going by Matte Black, tho.
A couple of decades ago, there were a lot more of the fanciful goth nicknames. But that somehow always equated to a dozen girls named Raven in every scene.
And now it's a dozen they/them femmes with Nyx in their name.
There's ALWAYS some dude going by Matte Black, tho.
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I say this with affection:
A couple of decades ago, there were a lot more of the fanciful goth nicknames. But that somehow always equated to a dozen girls named Raven in every scene.
And now it's a dozen they/them femmes with Nyx in their name.
There's ALWAYS some dude going by Matte Black, tho.
A couple of decades ago, there were a lot more of the fanciful goth nicknames. But that somehow always equated to a dozen girls named Raven in every scene.
And now it's a dozen they/them femmes with Nyx in their name.
There's ALWAYS some dude going by Matte Black, tho.
Just me looking at ease in my store.
Every other customer:
"Um... ca-can I try these on...?"
🥺
👉👈
"Of course! Right through there!" 😊
(Pretty sure public school gave me resting murder face)
Every other customer:
"Um... ca-can I try these on...?"
🥺
👉👈
"Of course! Right through there!" 😊
(Pretty sure public school gave me resting murder face)
January 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Just me looking at ease in my store.
Every other customer:
"Um... ca-can I try these on...?"
🥺
👉👈
"Of course! Right through there!" 😊
(Pretty sure public school gave me resting murder face)
Every other customer:
"Um... ca-can I try these on...?"
🥺
👉👈
"Of course! Right through there!" 😊
(Pretty sure public school gave me resting murder face)
Reposted by Ryan Flint
WitchHands is hitting the road
with Academy Order!
& tunes spun by DJ Ordo Amoris
2/25 @ Kirby's
Wichita, KS
2/26 @ Rubber Gloves
Denton, TX
2/27 @ Kickback Bar
Houston, TX
2/28 @ O'Death
San Antonio, TX
🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #postpunk #gothrock #gothmusic #gothsky
with Academy Order!
& tunes spun by DJ Ordo Amoris
2/25 @ Kirby's
Wichita, KS
2/26 @ Rubber Gloves
Denton, TX
2/27 @ Kickback Bar
Houston, TX
2/28 @ O'Death
San Antonio, TX
🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #postpunk #gothrock #gothmusic #gothsky
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
WitchHands is hitting the road
with Academy Order!
& tunes spun by DJ Ordo Amoris
2/25 @ Kirby's
Wichita, KS
2/26 @ Rubber Gloves
Denton, TX
2/27 @ Kickback Bar
Houston, TX
2/28 @ O'Death
San Antonio, TX
🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #postpunk #gothrock #gothmusic #gothsky
with Academy Order!
& tunes spun by DJ Ordo Amoris
2/25 @ Kirby's
Wichita, KS
2/26 @ Rubber Gloves
Denton, TX
2/27 @ Kickback Bar
Houston, TX
2/28 @ O'Death
San Antonio, TX
🦇🖤🦇🖤🦇
#goth #deathrock #postpunk #gothrock #gothmusic #gothsky
What do you mean I can't kill with kindness?
Every person I've ever been nice to will die afterwards.
Every person I've ever been nice to will die afterwards.
January 8, 2026 at 8:53 AM
What do you mean I can't kill with kindness?
Every person I've ever been nice to will die afterwards.
Every person I've ever been nice to will die afterwards.
Hazard of being your own boss:
Getting all the way there and being like "Naw. Not feeling it."
Getting all the way there and being like "Naw. Not feeling it."
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Hazard of being your own boss:
Getting all the way there and being like "Naw. Not feeling it."
Getting all the way there and being like "Naw. Not feeling it."
I have tried to watch The Sopranos about 4 times and they just seem like stupid assholes.
Maybe I'm spoiled.
Breaking Bad:
Killing a girlfriend is how we demonstrate how irredeemable a character is and the consequences will never stop crushing everyone in its wake.
Sopranos: fuck that bitch
Maybe I'm spoiled.
Breaking Bad:
Killing a girlfriend is how we demonstrate how irredeemable a character is and the consequences will never stop crushing everyone in its wake.
Sopranos: fuck that bitch
January 7, 2026 at 4:10 AM
I have tried to watch The Sopranos about 4 times and they just seem like stupid assholes.
Maybe I'm spoiled.
Breaking Bad:
Killing a girlfriend is how we demonstrate how irredeemable a character is and the consequences will never stop crushing everyone in its wake.
Sopranos: fuck that bitch
Maybe I'm spoiled.
Breaking Bad:
Killing a girlfriend is how we demonstrate how irredeemable a character is and the consequences will never stop crushing everyone in its wake.
Sopranos: fuck that bitch
"Oh, no, I don't attend 12-step meetings because I need support.
I just enjoy human misery.
WHICH IS WHY I'M A PERFECT FIT FOR THE POSITION AT THIS COMPANY!"
I just enjoy human misery.
WHICH IS WHY I'M A PERFECT FIT FOR THE POSITION AT THIS COMPANY!"
January 6, 2026 at 9:15 AM
"Oh, no, I don't attend 12-step meetings because I need support.
I just enjoy human misery.
WHICH IS WHY I'M A PERFECT FIT FOR THE POSITION AT THIS COMPANY!"
I just enjoy human misery.
WHICH IS WHY I'M A PERFECT FIT FOR THE POSITION AT THIS COMPANY!"
"Exile? Ancient history is silly."
George Zimmerman is homeless and jobless.
Kyle Rittenhouse hounded and family broke.
ICE agents unable to find a place to stay or sleep in peace.
Supreme Court justices hounded and credit cards stolen.
Aight, bet.
George Zimmerman is homeless and jobless.
Kyle Rittenhouse hounded and family broke.
ICE agents unable to find a place to stay or sleep in peace.
Supreme Court justices hounded and credit cards stolen.
Aight, bet.
January 6, 2026 at 6:03 AM
"Exile? Ancient history is silly."
George Zimmerman is homeless and jobless.
Kyle Rittenhouse hounded and family broke.
ICE agents unable to find a place to stay or sleep in peace.
Supreme Court justices hounded and credit cards stolen.
Aight, bet.
George Zimmerman is homeless and jobless.
Kyle Rittenhouse hounded and family broke.
ICE agents unable to find a place to stay or sleep in peace.
Supreme Court justices hounded and credit cards stolen.
Aight, bet.
I MOCK YOUR CORPSE WITH CHRISTMAS CHEEEEER
[METAL RIFFING]
[METAL RIFFING]
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 AM
I MOCK YOUR CORPSE WITH CHRISTMAS CHEEEEER
[METAL RIFFING]
[METAL RIFFING]
Reposted by Ryan Flint
Our humble 3 track demo was released 9 years ago.
Our last release, we reworked the album they later appeared on.
Our next album takes us in a lot of directions.
But these were the first steps we traveled together.
witchhandsdxr.bandcamp.com/album/witchh...
Our last release, we reworked the album they later appeared on.
Our next album takes us in a lot of directions.
But these were the first steps we traveled together.
witchhandsdxr.bandcamp.com/album/witchh...
January 4, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Our humble 3 track demo was released 9 years ago.
Our last release, we reworked the album they later appeared on.
Our next album takes us in a lot of directions.
But these were the first steps we traveled together.
witchhandsdxr.bandcamp.com/album/witchh...
Our last release, we reworked the album they later appeared on.
Our next album takes us in a lot of directions.
But these were the first steps we traveled together.
witchhandsdxr.bandcamp.com/album/witchh...
"Don't get fresh with me, young man!"
Me:
Me:
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 AM
"Don't get fresh with me, young man!"
Me:
Me:
Highlight of 2025:
Getting to break the news to a couple of queer kids that Charlie Kirk was dead.
Also, Moo Deng
Getting to break the news to a couple of queer kids that Charlie Kirk was dead.
Also, Moo Deng
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Highlight of 2025:
Getting to break the news to a couple of queer kids that Charlie Kirk was dead.
Also, Moo Deng
Getting to break the news to a couple of queer kids that Charlie Kirk was dead.
Also, Moo Deng
Wait, has 'Walking on the Sun' by Smashmouth been an anti-capitalist Bossa Nova song this whole time?
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Wait, has 'Walking on the Sun' by Smashmouth been an anti-capitalist Bossa Nova song this whole time?
What the fuck.
What the fuck.
I think we are right to try to hold the USA to a higher standard. But this is the anthem we adopted around the time Nazis were taking notes:
"...No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave..."
"...No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave..."
January 1, 2026 at 9:34 AM
I think we are right to try to hold the USA to a higher standard. But this is the anthem we adopted around the time Nazis were taking notes:
"...No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave..."
"...No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave..."
"Do you think the great war has psychologically scarred us?"
*Deschamp putting a signed toilet in an art gallery*
"Hmmm? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the comical meaniglessness of existence"
*Deschamp putting a signed toilet in an art gallery*
"Hmmm? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the comical meaniglessness of existence"
January 1, 2026 at 8:34 AM
"Do you think the great war has psychologically scarred us?"
*Deschamp putting a signed toilet in an art gallery*
"Hmmm? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the comical meaniglessness of existence"
*Deschamp putting a signed toilet in an art gallery*
"Hmmm? Sorry, I couldn't hear you over the comical meaniglessness of existence"