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Ryan Rosenblatt

@ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 7h

It’s spelled wog

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 8h

Common Mariners W

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 8h

Not knowing Giants is a sign of intelligence

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 8h

This would be a huge advantage for the Mariners because Tucker has the clutch gene

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 8h

Bazardo throwing 39 pitches in 2.2 shutout extra innings of his 5th game in 7 days is nuts. Build that man a statue.

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 8h

imagine your hangover kicking in right now

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 9h

Someone in that crowd is at their very first baseball game and I am dying to know what they’re thinking

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 9h

Officer, I’d like to report a crime

The ball lied

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 9h

If the Mariners walk it off the fans gotta storm the field

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 9h

mlb.smokesignal

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 9h

Tell me about that World Series, Dan

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 9h

You can tell who’s a real Mariners or Tigers fan because they’re dead

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 9h

Who’s he rooting for?

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 10h

Mariners and Tigers fans: someone please put an ice pick through my head and free me from this hell

Neutral baseball fans: this rules

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 10h

You know there was someone who went from not knowing who Leo Rivas was to buying a Leo Rivas jersey in 3 minutes

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 10h

BOOOOOOOOOOO DAN

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 11h

I’m not saying the Tigers are making a mistake by pulling Skubal, but I wish we got one of those old school “I’m going to throw until you take the ball from me” ace performances where he pushes 110 or 125 pitches

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 11h

There’s only one logical conclusion to draw from this: Skub to the Royals

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 12h

I want my Mariners friends to know that I am in a Michigan bar and the only one rooting for Seattle #goms

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 2d

I want the Mariners to win the series, but I'd like to take in a Tigers Game 5 while I'm in Detroit this weekend

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 16h

You know having an entire area dedicated to civil rights and the Rosa Parks bus has Henry Ford rolling over in his grave lmao

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 16h

The Henry Ford Museum is an absolute banger. I bet every kid in the Detroit area did field trips here and that had to be the best day of the school year.

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 16h

just keep telling yourself that in 6 hours it'll all be over

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 1d

Rooting for the Eagles to lose now just to get the heat away from Kerkering

Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 1d

I feel so fucking bad for Kerkering, I wish it was a walk-off single or something, but holy shit.

Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 1d

Basking in the knowledge that my friends believe me to be immensely powerful

Skipjack @skipjack.bsky.social · 1d

Spurs don't win as much as they should because @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social is directing entirely too much sports karma to the dodgers

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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 1d

He wouldn’t know, he wasn’t a Spurs fan yet

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