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RyBoy

@ryboy.bsky.social

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welcome to my Twitter page! To quote my doctor's notes from my last visit 'Nose and mouth pink and moist. Neck supple.' My opinions are yours, too. 🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · Jan 20

Someone should do something incredibly newsworthy today

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 18h

$6 for a 20 oz bottle of Mountain Dew is crazy work

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 22h

The hearthstone hit is CRAZY

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 1d

When I hang out with all my smoking friends for the first time in years

David the Gnomie @davidthegnomie.bsky.social · Jun 8

Artist: Walter Molino

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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 2d

F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale

The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 2d

They're trying to divide us

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 2d

This is the one issue righties and lefties can come together on

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 2d

Fuck this

And what's worse is that they put it exactly where a right-handed person would absent-mindedly tap the widget to begin a search. Evil, evil company.

"Meet AI Mode" landing page when you tap on said fuck ass Gemini image

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Scoob @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 2d

Cigarettes used to be cheap enough that you could give a whole pack out to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 3d

I genuinely would rather Shia

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 3d

My son can now identify Mr Beast but he calls him Mr Beef

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 3d

The three genders

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 4d

Horses are famously space-proof

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 4d

I keep saying Crash!

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 4d

Isn't there someone they forgot to ask?

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 4d

It's insane how much branding has come from that fuckass show thanks to Walmart.

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 4d

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 5d

Death By Every Pitch Thrown At the 2025 World Series Game 3

kelsey lewin @kelslewin.bsky.social · 6d

b̶̗̠̤̙̺̰̙͇͆̀̒̍̀̂́̕ả̶̡̛̛̛̛͎͔̟̯̤͑̈͐̌̈́̄̓͆̓͛̎͌͛͋͑̆̇̄͐͋̋͊̓̋̊͐̍͗̓͒̆̊̓̂͆̀̾̇̑̈́́͊̾̚͘͘̚̕͝͝͠s̷̢̢̢̧̡̝͖̮͉̰̯̫̮̪̳̲͕̯̟͉̮͚̙͚͓͕̫̣̦͔͓̺̫̻̤̲͆͒̾͂͌̐̑͊̈́͒͛̆̊̍̌͛̇̇̍̾͗̎͐͑̆͒̓̀́̏͊̓̈́͋̓̐͂͘͜͝͝͠͝͝e̴̡̡̡̘̲̺̥͎̥̭͙̲̪̱͔̞͔̠͖̞̞̦̱͉̤̭̼̗͖̥͕͕͙̦̹̠͙͓̤̰͎̼̱̪̹͉̱̞͉̯̠̜͎͙̗͖̣͒̊̒̌͒͗̓̀͗͒͐̽̈̔̑̆͑͑̆̀̀̒̉̿̕̕͜͜͜ͅͅb̷̧̡̪̺̯̱͍͚̻͕̗̬͓̞̈́̈́̽̋̑̈́͒̓́̒̓̇̀̾̕͝a̶̧̢̦͕̗͔͓͙̦̜̬̯̟͉̪̱̮̲͍̻̹͓͍̪̦̥͎̩̫͉͈͙̰̹̞̯̭͔̩̹͛̅͗̑̂̋̍͌͒́̈̆̚͜ͅͅḻ̵̢̢̧̢̨̧̟̗̖̰͇̦̺͕̫̖͈͎͈̪̺̗͚̖̱͎̞͚̥͇̺̱̜͛̃̀̂̾̆̈͝ͅļ̴̧̨̬͔̱͎̳̬͉̘̝̻̹͔͓͍͈̙̣̳̝̗͙͉̬̭̦̗̥̜̠̘̯̯͖̜̠̦̱̰̱̮̤̣̥̼̯̞̉

an image composite of all 487 pitches thrown in this game

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 5d

Games for Windows is back... In Rog form!

Gene Park @gene.meme · 5d

to play the Xbox version of HALO INFINITE on my $1,000 xbox ally x, i just had verify, repair files, end task for Xbox, uninstall Gaming Services, reupdate the Xbox app in the Microsoft store, update Visual C++ redistributables, reinstall Gaming Services and restart. just like a console on Xmas day!

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 5d

Games for Windows is back?!

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 5d

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 6d

Well that's my birthday so who's to say if it's a good time or not

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 6d

So you're just plainly an idiot *and* a sucker

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 6d

I'm assuming Trump is your philosopher king?

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RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 6d

You haven't posted a single real thing yet lol

RyBoy @ryboy.bsky.social · 7d

Honorable mention: "if you are here I won the argument"