RyBoy
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To quote my doctor's notes from my last visit 'Nose and mouth pink and moist. Neck supple.' My opinions are yours, too.
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To quote my doctor's notes from my last visit 'Nose and mouth pink and moist. Neck supple.' My opinions are yours, too.
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RyBoy
@ryboy.bsky.social
· Jan 20
Someone should do something incredibly newsworthy today
If you start jerkin it at 11:59:58 PM on December 31st you will finish exactly at 12:00 AM on January 1st
January 1, 2026 at 6:12 AM
If you start jerkin it at 11:59:58 PM on December 31st you will finish exactly at 12:00 AM on January 1st
Kinda fucked that they ended Stranger Things with the kids commiting group suicide
January 1, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Kinda fucked that they ended Stranger Things with the kids commiting group suicide
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wow 2025 what a year! I watched nearly 6 movies and walked ten miles
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 AM
wow 2025 what a year! I watched nearly 6 movies and walked ten miles
There's vomit on his jeans already
December 31, 2025 at 1:25 PM
There's vomit on his jeans already
My 2026 resolution is to win the lottery, buy some video games, and then give the rest of the money directly to Woke and Antifa
December 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My 2026 resolution is to win the lottery, buy some video games, and then give the rest of the money directly to Woke and Antifa
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This behind the scenes shot of the making of "LEGO Island" (1997) is making me feel all sorts of things...
February 21, 2024 at 12:51 PM
This behind the scenes shot of the making of "LEGO Island" (1997) is making me feel all sorts of things...
Sick fast food copycat recipe! Now I can spend twice as much money and time replicating what only takes me a car ride to get otherwise.
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Sick fast food copycat recipe! Now I can spend twice as much money and time replicating what only takes me a car ride to get otherwise.
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
2025 recapped
QGFR
PNIFF
FCGN
Come get me, new year 😎
PNIFF
FCGN
Come get me, new year 😎
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
MONEY
TRAVELS
PIZZA
sounds good to me.
December 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
QGFR
PNIFF
FCGN
Come get me, new year 😎
PNIFF
FCGN
Come get me, new year 😎
Someone needs to tell the users on this website that they're insufferable and I suppose I'll take up that mantle
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Someone needs to tell the users on this website that they're insufferable and I suppose I'll take up that mantle
I'm curious what people think "uncanny valley" means wrt AI. None of it is uncanny! It all looks like soulless dogshit!
December 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I'm curious what people think "uncanny valley" means wrt AI. None of it is uncanny! It all looks like soulless dogshit!
Guys like the guy in the screenshot are like this because if they spent 15 minutes in self reflective silence they'd most certainly kill themselves
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Guys like the guy in the screenshot are like this because if they spent 15 minutes in self reflective silence they'd most certainly kill themselves
Huge news for the coolest looking habit in the world
With more actors, pop stars and other celebrities spotted unapologetically smoking, the cultural taboo against it shows signs of ebbing. That worries antismoking advocates. 🔗 on.wsj.com/49om2X4
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Huge news for the coolest looking habit in the world
I'd rather see sex toys on my parents bedside table, honestly
December 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I'd rather see sex toys on my parents bedside table, honestly
I think so many people are horny for The Grinch because they see a lot of themselves in him. He is incredibly online leftist in his aesthetic.
December 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I think so many people are horny for The Grinch because they see a lot of themselves in him. He is incredibly online leftist in his aesthetic.
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It's unfortunate that our funniest president is also our Hitler
Trump: We track Santa. We want to make sure that Santa is being good. We want to make sure that he's not infiltrated, that we're not infiltrating into our country a bad Santa. Santa loves Oklahoma like I do. You know, Oklahoma was very good to me in the election
December 25, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's unfortunate that our funniest president is also our Hitler
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character
December 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
If you see this, post your favorite Final Fantasy character
So true, Biffo
December 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So true, Biffo
If you see this sign at your local Meijer that means you get to steal from them
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If you see this sign at your local Meijer that means you get to steal from them
Omeprazole Advent Calendar
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Omeprazole Advent Calendar