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To quote my doctor's notes from my last visit 'Nose and mouth pink and moist. Neck supple.' My opinions are yours, too.

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Someone should do something incredibly newsworthy today
I'm so happy for our politicians that they got to let off some steam today. If you don't let politicians do that they start to chew their own tails off.
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Loved when bad bunny said "god bless the ring" and then named the entire cast of Ehrgeiz
February 11, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Love when I don't have shit going on for work so that I can spend 6 hours redoing my factory in Satisfactory
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Be fucken fr with me: is it cake?
February 8, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Woke up repeating this to myself:

When she says something so Jetphobic that you have to hit her with the get back stare
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 6:52 PM
It must be really difficult to look in the mirror after posting something like this
February 1, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Mad respect to whoever is on the ones and twos at Wal-Mart on Greenfield and Moorland this morning!
January 31, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Was there a sale recently on novelty bumper stickers that read "I'm not like other girls I'm worse" or something?
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Finally someone is asking it
January 27, 2026 at 3:37 AM
I don't see how any of this can be fixed peacefully
January 24, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I think it's time: We must come up with worse swear words
January 22, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Let's Go Football BufalO 1960
January 17, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Newborn photographer? Sorry, no. That sounds like a terrible idea. First of all, they're too small to hold the cameras.
January 17, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Checked my spam folder and I'm fairly certain this e-mail from HHS that links to donaldtrumpcasino dot blogspot dot com is legit
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
This wellness app my wife and I started using has a gottdang Battle Pass

(I have premium because I ignored the offer to enter my credit card info enough times that they just gave me the trial anyway)
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Always gotta remember that there is a home with an address that these dickheads go to every day and they deserve to be terrified and caught defenseless
January 8, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Such a great take.

Abolish ICE. Hold murderers accountable.
January 7, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I don't want to go full boomer on this, but millennial parents would do good to instill in their children that there isn't always a spotlight on them and everything they say doesn't have to be world changing. They can be individuals without also feeling like the main character in everyone's stories.
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
I just want Republicans to drop dead is that too much to ask?
January 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
The 🕊️ president
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Flea Market opened early today
We're living through the most flea market era for our country and the worst part is it's not even like a fun flea market
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
We're living through the most flea market era for our country and the worst part is it's not even like a fun flea market
January 3, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I know I'm not the only person who weekly buys shit that I have good intention of eating and then I don't and it goes bad and then the next week I go "I know I didn't last time but this time I promise I will" and then I do it again
January 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
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they’re going to want to kill him for this but he’s so right, individualism as an ideology needs to end
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM