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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 1d

It would be nice if we could have just one conversation that doesn’t involve Trump bailing some random, middle-aged manchild out of the mess they made for themselves, but I guess that day isn’t today. Tomorrow isn’t looking good, either.

S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 1d

Just here to watch coffee soar to $30 a cup after this….

S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 1d

March on the golf courses.

No government, no golf.

Everyone will be back by the end of the week.

S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 1d

“It won’t interfere with the current building. It won’t be. It’ll be near it but not touching it — and pays total respect to the existing building, which I’m the biggest fan of,” Trump previously claimed. “It’s my favorite. It’s my favorite place. I love it.”

Yep.

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 1d

Hahahahaha OMG they did those orcs dirty. 🤣😆🤣😂😁😆

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 1d

Even broken clocks are right once in a while, but he’s likely a Russian hedge. DO NOT trust that guy.

S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 1d

Sounds like a job for StevieRay Lester.

I cannot vouch for his sanity.

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 2d

Can’t wait to see what happens to the price of coffee when Trump starts randomly throwing missiles at innocent Columbian citizens. 🙄💸💸💸

(Oh, wait, he already has.)

S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 2d

Kiss coffee goodbye. 👋

a cup of coffee is being poured into a bowl on a table .

ALT: a cup of coffee is being poured into a bowl on a table .

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 2d

Get a good look while you’ve still got it coming in:

a cup of coffee is being poured into a bowl on a table .

ALT: a cup of coffee is being poured into a bowl on a table .

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 3d

And yet, everyone just meanders around places like Fox headquarters, arguably the root origin of most of the problems we are dealing with these days.🤔

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 5d

I get State pride. I get it. But when Canada‘s name is replaced with “Soon-to-be-Ohio“ on the same Republican message board that features an American flag remodelled to accommodate a swastika on 🇺🇸Capitol-goddamn-Hill🇺🇸, of all places, you can’t tell me it’s not gonna raise an eyebrow or two.

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 6d

Just think of this guy next time you spend half a day jumping through paperwork hoops for a little home improvement financing.

S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 6d

I found out Grover from Sesame Street adopted a kitten once, too. I wonder if you were cousins?

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 6d

It’s the smug attitude that comes with “We’ll just go to Mars”, that I find amusing. Are these people getting different photos than me? Because Mars doesn’t look very appealing. At all.

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 6d

Ok, so maybe a few more frames; For Grover, and Kitten:

S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 6d

I don’t know who needs something heartwarming today, but I just found out that Grover once had a book about adopting a kitten, and, wow, did that tweak the wholesomeness meter. ❤️

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 6d

Can’t wait to see the explanations roll out for this one: “Betsy Ross said it was going to be a maze when she finished it!😭”

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 6d

Turns out, Christian churches are really good spots to go hunting for ICE:

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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 6d

In a stunning development, Donald Trump and JD Vance have allowed ICE to start targeting Catholic parishes during Mass.

In Anti-Catholic Crusade, Trump's ICE Targets Holy Mass in Chicago

Worshippers fled in fear as immigration agents appeared outside St. Jerome’s — part of Trump’s new campaign against Catholic parishes nationwide.

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 6d

Trump seems to be just openly looting everything now (and nobody seems to care), so one wonders how much of this is just going into an Argentine account earmarked under his name.

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 7d

Sure they’re organized; How else could ICE have recruited them so quickly?
(I wonder if Trump calculated what would happen once those Free Palestine groups started looking around for another cause if things settle down? They’d love crusading against ICE.)

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 12d

Well, that’s gonna be a popular subject at the next bris.🕎

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 12d

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 12d

That’s gonna play well in #Israel. ✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️✂️
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😂😆🤣😂😂

S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 15d

Fine. Whatever. Just get off your asses.

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S1mple N0mad @s1mplen0mad.bsky.social · 16d

You see this? This is your flag now. Fly it.

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