S2pidRetroGamer
@s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social
Unqualified Videogamer
Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits
Word-Eater
Punch-Downable
THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor
Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art'
Swears He's Done This Before
Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits
Word-Eater
Punch-Downable
THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor
Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art'
Swears He's Done This Before
I think it's a little too silver to be Yoshi. =p
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
I think it's a little too silver to be Yoshi. =p
My head hurts and I really don't want to experience the backlash to my own stance against 'bests' and 'worsts'; I've blocked the account.
It's a personal pet-peeve and a trigger; Such bold claims make me ask if they're only saying that because it's the freshest thing on their mind at the moment.
It's a personal pet-peeve and a trigger; Such bold claims make me ask if they're only saying that because it's the freshest thing on their mind at the moment.
February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
My head hurts and I really don't want to experience the backlash to my own stance against 'bests' and 'worsts'; I've blocked the account.
It's a personal pet-peeve and a trigger; Such bold claims make me ask if they're only saying that because it's the freshest thing on their mind at the moment.
It's a personal pet-peeve and a trigger; Such bold claims make me ask if they're only saying that because it's the freshest thing on their mind at the moment.
If @doublefine.com wants to mess with our minds during the Kiln beta they'll have someone on stand-by dropping random pottery-based dad puns in real-time! XD
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
If @doublefine.com wants to mess with our minds during the Kiln beta they'll have someone on stand-by dropping random pottery-based dad puns in real-time! XD
This screams 'I've had ENOUGH of being a single, independent woman who needs no man!!' XD
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
This screams 'I've had ENOUGH of being a single, independent woman who needs no man!!' XD
Hey -- You got your Bugs in my Beatles!!
Hare, There and Everywhere: The One and Only Bugs Bunny (Clip) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Hey -- You got your Bugs in my Beatles!!
There are makeout scenes??
Maybe flirting. yeah...but unless Chapter 4 makes up for a LOT of lost time (...I still haven't played it yet), I'm not seeing what this market-researcher is finding!
Maybe flirting. yeah...but unless Chapter 4 makes up for a LOT of lost time (...I still haven't played it yet), I'm not seeing what this market-researcher is finding!
A friend of mine was using a tool to analyze market research for his game. As a check he tested it on DELTARUNE. Seems like I have a lot of things to work on...
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
There are makeout scenes??
Maybe flirting. yeah...but unless Chapter 4 makes up for a LOT of lost time (...I still haven't played it yet), I'm not seeing what this market-researcher is finding!
Maybe flirting. yeah...but unless Chapter 4 makes up for a LOT of lost time (...I still haven't played it yet), I'm not seeing what this market-researcher is finding!
Today is the second anniversary of my Twatter profile.
...Whoopty-fuck-ha.
We now live in an age were flat-out lying to everyone frees you of any responsibility or guilt. It's fucking April Fools' Life down here on Earth.
...Whoopty-fuck-ha.
We now live in an age were flat-out lying to everyone frees you of any responsibility or guilt. It's fucking April Fools' Life down here on Earth.
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Today is the second anniversary of my Twatter profile.
...Whoopty-fuck-ha.
We now live in an age were flat-out lying to everyone frees you of any responsibility or guilt. It's fucking April Fools' Life down here on Earth.
...Whoopty-fuck-ha.
We now live in an age were flat-out lying to everyone frees you of any responsibility or guilt. It's fucking April Fools' Life down here on Earth.
I've mentioned this before; I thought the NES Jaws was good! Just way too short of an experience to warrant the original full-price. That non-ending didn't help things much, either.
I'm interested in playing this version. But also knowing who's behind it, not nearly as interested in buying it.
I'm interested in playing this version. But also knowing who's behind it, not nearly as interested in buying it.
Limited Run Games Is Bringing NES 'Jaws' To Switch Later This Week
Update: Digital release is out on Friday
www.nintendolife.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
I've mentioned this before; I thought the NES Jaws was good! Just way too short of an experience to warrant the original full-price. That non-ending didn't help things much, either.
I'm interested in playing this version. But also knowing who's behind it, not nearly as interested in buying it.
I'm interested in playing this version. But also knowing who's behind it, not nearly as interested in buying it.
...Aaaaand PBS just had another $1.1bil cut by His Monster-In-Chief.
Knowing he can't be sued or countered, I think the best thing we can do is go 21st-Century Robin Hood on their ass: Deplete their bank accounts, hit 'em in the vaults.
His government is so fucking dumb with secrets! C'mon!!
Knowing he can't be sued or countered, I think the best thing we can do is go 21st-Century Robin Hood on their ass: Deplete their bank accounts, hit 'em in the vaults.
His government is so fucking dumb with secrets! C'mon!!
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
...Aaaaand PBS just had another $1.1bil cut by His Monster-In-Chief.
Knowing he can't be sued or countered, I think the best thing we can do is go 21st-Century Robin Hood on their ass: Deplete their bank accounts, hit 'em in the vaults.
His government is so fucking dumb with secrets! C'mon!!
Knowing he can't be sued or countered, I think the best thing we can do is go 21st-Century Robin Hood on their ass: Deplete their bank accounts, hit 'em in the vaults.
His government is so fucking dumb with secrets! C'mon!!
"I'm from Neverneverland where the green owls hang!"
- 'Cowboy' Bill Watts, moments before eating a human eyeball
- 'Cowboy' Bill Watts, moments before eating a human eyeball
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
"I'm from Neverneverland where the green owls hang!"
- 'Cowboy' Bill Watts, moments before eating a human eyeball
- 'Cowboy' Bill Watts, moments before eating a human eyeball
...Y'know I've never thought of what the proper spelling would be when addressing only one of the Goonies.
'Goonie'? 'Goony'? 'Gooney'? There seems to be more than one way to goon here!
...
...Heh.
'Goonie'? 'Goony'? 'Gooney'? There seems to be more than one way to goon here!
...
...Heh.
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
...Y'know I've never thought of what the proper spelling would be when addressing only one of the Goonies.
'Goonie'? 'Goony'? 'Gooney'? There seems to be more than one way to goon here!
...
...Heh.
'Goonie'? 'Goony'? 'Gooney'? There seems to be more than one way to goon here!
...
...Heh.
March is when Discord goes full sith-lord...
Hey! That rhymes!
Hey! That rhymes!
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
March is when Discord goes full sith-lord...
Hey! That rhymes!
Hey! That rhymes!
Tonight's Super Bowl felt like a filler-episode to an inoffensive sitcom.
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Tonight's Super Bowl felt like a filler-episode to an inoffensive sitcom.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work*.
“I may have already told you this, but....”
*Okay, so I don't actually say this at my 'job'. I don't really wish to talk about it, either.. -_-
“I may have already told you this, but....”
*Okay, so I don't actually say this at my 'job'. I don't really wish to talk about it, either.. -_-
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“How…..how did this ever work?!??!”
“How…..how did this ever work?!??!”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Don't use gerunds in headlines and crossheads, for the love of God."
"Don't use gerunds in headlines and crossheads, for the love of God."
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work*.
“I may have already told you this, but....”
*Okay, so I don't actually say this at my 'job'. I don't really wish to talk about it, either.. -_-
“I may have already told you this, but....”
*Okay, so I don't actually say this at my 'job'. I don't really wish to talk about it, either.. -_-
Some people are willing to make the most-unrealistic leaps of logic to find closure to non-conspiracies.
Don't ever tell these folks about Jimmy Hoffa or Bum Farto!
youtube.com/shorts/seU4G...
Don't ever tell these folks about Jimmy Hoffa or Bum Farto!
youtube.com/shorts/seU4G...
Super Mario mystery revealed after 24 years
YouTube video by 60 Second Quest
youtube.com
February 8, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Some people are willing to make the most-unrealistic leaps of logic to find closure to non-conspiracies.
Don't ever tell these folks about Jimmy Hoffa or Bum Farto!
youtube.com/shorts/seU4G...
Don't ever tell these folks about Jimmy Hoffa or Bum Farto!
youtube.com/shorts/seU4G...
Huh.
This proves that they didn't even bother to read what was inside these docs.
This proves that they didn't even bother to read what was inside these docs.
They looked for “Don T” in the Epstein files and redacted all instances, which means they also redacted a lot of “don’t”
February 8, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Huh.
This proves that they didn't even bother to read what was inside these docs.
This proves that they didn't even bother to read what was inside these docs.
Remember back in the early '90s when the FDA advertised eggs as some kind of skill-granting super-food?
February 8, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Remember back in the early '90s when the FDA advertised eggs as some kind of skill-granting super-food?
Ich throuwe mye gauntlete at thyse challenje.
Ich koude wynne a gold medal at the olympics yf ther was an olympic sport called worryinge about everyethinge all the tyme
February 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Ich throuwe mye gauntlete at thyse challenje.
Some people do not discover their latent talents until much-later in life.
I think mine might be the ability to sing like Tiny Tim.
I think mine might be the ability to sing like Tiny Tim.
February 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Some people do not discover their latent talents until much-later in life.
I think mine might be the ability to sing like Tiny Tim.
I think mine might be the ability to sing like Tiny Tim.
Bit out-dated...
Guess he's taking the week off.
Guess he's taking the week off.
February 6, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Bit out-dated...
Guess he's taking the week off.
Guess he's taking the week off.
Awwyeah Goemon is BACK baby I cannot wait to--
~Japan Only~
....aaaaaauuuUUUUAAAÁ̶̼̠͉̭͖̖̲̦̭̓̎̀̈̂͂̅̽̔͊̃̈́͑͛̚͜͝ͅȂ̶̫́̃̆̐͒̇̏͛A̵̢̡͕̻̖̜̪̙̜̓͋̐̋G̸̮̅̎̊͆̋͗̎̕G̴̹̰̠͍̺̞̳̈́̋̏͗̐͑̅̅̈́̒͑̔͜͝H̴̦̰̓͂͌̊̒̒̆̈́̉͒́̀́̅̀̐͛̀̓̐͝!̸̛̻̈́̈́̀̽̍̂̑̿̕!̶͈̤̗̻̔̓̉̃͒̀́̆͒̊͗̀̑̀̑̅̽̐͝
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/02...
~Japan Only~
....aaaaaauuuUUUUAAAÁ̶̼̠͉̭͖̖̲̦̭̓̎̀̈̂͂̅̽̔͊̃̈́͑͛̚͜͝ͅȂ̶̫́̃̆̐͒̇̏͛A̵̢̡͕̻̖̜̪̙̜̓͋̐̋G̸̮̅̎̊͆̋͗̎̕G̴̹̰̠͍̺̞̳̈́̋̏͗̐͑̅̅̈́̒͑̔͜͝H̴̦̰̓͂͌̊̒̒̆̈́̉͒́̀́̅̀̐͛̀̓̐͝!̸̛̻̈́̈́̀̽̍̂̑̿̕!̶͈̤̗̻̔̓̉̃͒̀́̆͒̊͗̀̑̀̑̅̽̐͝
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/02...
Konami And M2 Announce New Goemon Switch Collection, Here Are The 13 Retro Titles Included
Releasing in Japan this July
www.nintendolife.com
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Awwyeah Goemon is BACK baby I cannot wait to--
~Japan Only~
....aaaaaauuuUUUUAAAÁ̶̼̠͉̭͖̖̲̦̭̓̎̀̈̂͂̅̽̔͊̃̈́͑͛̚͜͝ͅȂ̶̫́̃̆̐͒̇̏͛A̵̢̡͕̻̖̜̪̙̜̓͋̐̋G̸̮̅̎̊͆̋͗̎̕G̴̹̰̠͍̺̞̳̈́̋̏͗̐͑̅̅̈́̒͑̔͜͝H̴̦̰̓͂͌̊̒̒̆̈́̉͒́̀́̅̀̐͛̀̓̐͝!̸̛̻̈́̈́̀̽̍̂̑̿̕!̶͈̤̗̻̔̓̉̃͒̀́̆͒̊͗̀̑̀̑̅̽̐͝
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/02...
~Japan Only~
....aaaaaauuuUUUUAAAÁ̶̼̠͉̭͖̖̲̦̭̓̎̀̈̂͂̅̽̔͊̃̈́͑͛̚͜͝ͅȂ̶̫́̃̆̐͒̇̏͛A̵̢̡͕̻̖̜̪̙̜̓͋̐̋G̸̮̅̎̊͆̋͗̎̕G̴̹̰̠͍̺̞̳̈́̋̏͗̐͑̅̅̈́̒͑̔͜͝H̴̦̰̓͂͌̊̒̒̆̈́̉͒́̀́̅̀̐͛̀̓̐͝!̸̛̻̈́̈́̀̽̍̂̑̿̕!̶͈̤̗̻̔̓̉̃͒̀́̆͒̊͗̀̑̀̑̅̽̐͝
www.nintendolife.com/news/2026/02...
Someone please slap John Carmack for me, and remind him that his claim about stories being 'unnecessary' in videogames was fucking tone-deaf even when he made that claim back in '93!
February 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Someone please slap John Carmack for me, and remind him that his claim about stories being 'unnecessary' in videogames was fucking tone-deaf even when he made that claim back in '93!
I think the only 'stupid wizard' I've heard of was a Terry Pratchett concoction.
February 6, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I think the only 'stupid wizard' I've heard of was a Terry Pratchett concoction.
I don't know if anything competes with DotT, especially given the time which it came out, but I remember having so much love for the Monty Python point-n'-clicks...I wish they could return, and maybe add Starship Titanic and the Discworld games for good measure...
Which is the best point 'n' click ever? Day of the Tentacle, for me. Those time travel puzzles = genius. If not, which is better?
@doublefine.com #DayOfTheTentacle #Pointandclick #pointandclickgames #scumm #scummvm #Lucasarts
@doublefine.com #DayOfTheTentacle #Pointandclick #pointandclickgames #scumm #scummvm #Lucasarts
February 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I don't know if anything competes with DotT, especially given the time which it came out, but I remember having so much love for the Monty Python point-n'-clicks...I wish they could return, and maybe add Starship Titanic and the Discworld games for good measure...
Must be nice...To have people tell you you're great at what you do, even if you don't think so yourself.
Usually I know what I do isn't that good, and people tend to agree.
Usually I know what I do isn't that good, and people tend to agree.
I've posted this story I heard in Ireland before, but recent discussions about art and the motivation of its makers brought it back to mind.
February 5, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Must be nice...To have people tell you you're great at what you do, even if you don't think so yourself.
Usually I know what I do isn't that good, and people tend to agree.
Usually I know what I do isn't that good, and people tend to agree.