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S2pidRetroGamer
@s2pidretrogamer.bsky.social
Unqualified Videogamer
Autistic W/ Borderline Personality Traits
Word-Eater
Punch-Downable
THINKS He Can Be A Voice-Actor
Draws Stick-Figures And Calls It 'Art'
Swears He's Done This Before
I think I'm goiing through another one of my depression crash-outs.

I always feel like I'm not good enough. Or special or interesting enough. Or confident. I don't know if I'm being heard, or being too loud and abrasive.

Maybe what I have too much of is fear.
February 14, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Feels like much of my day today was shooting dead-eyed glares at everything I saw and responding with an extremely-dry '...Really?'
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 AM
They really did bury the Sega Saturn port of Rayman -- Only the PSX-version is mentioned in the collection's timeline!
February 14, 2026 at 3:27 AM
My head isn't fully comprehending what logistics there are with the soundtrack when the DOS version is still available on GOG, but that's where your control panel comes in! ^^

Either way, I haven't heard the new OST in-action yet and I'll be a little broke for a while, but I'll pick it up soon! =)
I have so much I could say, but I'll keep it brief for now:

Digitial Eclipse did an amazing job. The documentary especially is absolutely amazing and heartwarming. I also believe they will update the game to fix the bugs.

The new music isn't great, but it falls on Ubisoft, so don't blame the devs.
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 AM
~Suddenly looks up with abject-terror on his face~

...Oh God I hope Fred Rogers isn't in there...
February 13, 2026 at 9:40 PM
"We worked with Disney to bring this updated collection to Switch and Switch 2. The studio no longer has any involvement with previous versions of the game."

- Digital Eclipse, on 'The Disney Afternoon Collection'

Translation: 'It's YOUR fault that you gave up waiting for a Switch port, not ours!'
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Holy-cripes, @ashlyburch.bsky.social has such an authentic 'I can't be bothered with stupid people' tone when voicing Huntress Wizard that I genuinely believe she's being her most-real self!! O_o;

I wish I could be 1/10th that convicing! -_-
February 13, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I feel bad for the missing Saturn port...But PSX emulation is still far-more accessable, I guess...

I wonder what @raycarrot.bsky.social thinks of all this. It's got the MSDOS-exclusive level packs too, but is the extra audio still missing?

news.ubisoft.com/en-us/articl...
Play Rayman: 30th Anniversary Edition Tomorrow!
The edition celebrates 30 years of the limbless hero with five versions of the game, a never-before-playable prototype, 120 additional bonus levels, an exclusive interactive documentary, and more.
news.ubisoft.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Started a new game of the Switch-version Link's Awakening this evening.

The GB/GBC Link's Awakening may be my second-fave of the 2D Zelda games (Behind Zelda II, because like a dying tree in an aluminum tree-lot, that one needs more love <3), and I'm grateful the remake did Marin right! =D
February 13, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Always a gamer.

Never the game.
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I know at least one person who'd love to see how her beloved King is holding up!

...We haven't really talked in months, though...Not since the Charlie Kirk situation had her hiding in her closet that entire weekend... -_-
We've been looking forward to sharing this news for a long time. We're making a graphic novel!

The Owl House: The Long-Lived King
Written by me and the amazing @mikkicrisostomo.bsky.social

Illustrated by the incomparable @dindu99.bsky.social

We're so excited to tell a brand new story.
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
I think it's a little too silver to be Yoshi. =p
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 AM
My head hurts and I really don't want to experience the backlash to my own stance against 'bests' and 'worsts'; I've blocked the account.

It's a personal pet-peeve and a trigger; Such bold claims make me ask if they're only saying that because it's the freshest thing on their mind at the moment.
February 11, 2026 at 10:22 PM
If @doublefine.com wants to mess with our minds during the Kiln beta they'll have someone on stand-by dropping random pottery-based dad puns in real-time! XD
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This screams 'I've had ENOUGH of being a single, independent woman who needs no man!!' XD
Someone is ready for valentine's day-
#amyrose
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Hey -- You got your Bugs in my Beatles!!
Hare, There and Everywhere: The One and Only Bugs Bunny (Clip) | TCM
YouTube video by Turner Classic Movies
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
There are makeout scenes??

Maybe flirting. yeah...but unless Chapter 4 makes up for a LOT of lost time (...I still haven't played it yet), I'm not seeing what this market-researcher is finding!
A friend of mine was using a tool to analyze market research for his game. As a check he tested it on DELTARUNE. Seems like I have a lot of things to work on...
February 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Today is the second anniversary of my Twatter profile.

...Whoopty-fuck-ha.

We now live in an age were flat-out lying to everyone frees you of any responsibility or guilt. It's fucking April Fools' Life down here on Earth.
February 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I've mentioned this before; I thought the NES Jaws was good! Just way too short of an experience to warrant the original full-price. That non-ending didn't help things much, either.

I'm interested in playing this version. But also knowing who's behind it, not nearly as interested in buying it.
Limited Run Games Is Bringing NES 'Jaws' To Switch Later This Week
Update: Digital release is out on Friday
www.nintendolife.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:25 PM
...Aaaaand PBS just had another $1.1bil cut by His Monster-In-Chief.

Knowing he can't be sued or countered, I think the best thing we can do is go 21st-Century Robin Hood on their ass: Deplete their bank accounts, hit 'em in the vaults.

His government is so fucking dumb with secrets! C'mon!!
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 PM
"I'm from Neverneverland where the green owls hang!"

- 'Cowboy' Bill Watts, moments before eating a human eyeball
February 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
...Y'know I've never thought of what the proper spelling would be when addressing only one of the Goonies.

'Goonie'? 'Goony'? 'Gooney'? There seems to be more than one way to goon here!

...

...Heh.
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
March is when Discord goes full sith-lord...

Hey! That rhymes!
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Tonight's Super Bowl felt like a filler-episode to an inoffensive sitcom.
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work*.

“I may have already told you this, but....”

*Okay, so I don't actually say this at my 'job'. I don't really wish to talk about it, either.. -_-
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

“How…..how did this ever work?!??!”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"Don't use gerunds in headlines and crossheads, for the love of God."
February 8, 2026 at 9:37 AM