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Annalise Skeeting
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I'm Anthony. Husband, engineer, car guy, dog/plant/fish dad, slut

(he/him)

📍 Chicago
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Checking if I got any tan lines from my trip
February 17, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Idk if I would call it a "good" relationship, but I talk to my father weekly
What are you missing?
February 17, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I get annoyed with my hair as if I'm not the one frying tf out of my curl pattern to dye it a different color every few weeks
February 16, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I hate that waterbeds disappeared before I got the chance to experience sex on one 😒
February 16, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Reposted by Annalise Skeeting
If you’re here from X The Everything App, we’re glad you’re here. Post a selfie or something and stick around. But you don’t have to caption it “wow I forgot about this place lol”
Twitter/X is currently down.
February 16, 2026 at 1:56 PM
A coworker sent a meeting notice today for a simple touchpoint at 6:30 am tomorrow. People seriously should be reprimanded for behaving like this.
February 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
What the hell, sure.
February 15, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Today would be a great day for him to die
February 15, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Hudson Williams hard launching his girlfriend to the general public, and Robbie GK reconfirming that he's straight at the same time. Did they have some kind of clause in the contract that just expired or something 😂
The photographer of this Abercrombie shoot with Robbie G.K. released a quick b-t-s bit, and let’s just say, the abs were fully and unapologetically abbing on this day. 👀 #HeatedRivalry
February 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Does anyone have word on the Valentine's gays eating pasta? We're all waiting
February 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ariana what are you doing here?
The mayor is on stream with Hasan?
February 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
People say that they fall deeper in love with their partners each day, but that is not true for me. Sometimes he loads the dishwasher wrong and it sets me back at least 2 business days.
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
February 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
The same Tide Pods that I normally buy look slightly different. I wonder what cost-cutting bullshit they implemented
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
3 of the 4 places I lived would have had a stop within easy walking distance 🥲
A casual reminder that the federal government in 1974 killed a plan to build a 75-mile, BART-like rapid transit rail system in Detroit, which called for 3–12 minute headways and a 150-mile BRT system feeder system, for being “too ambitious.”
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Why are there so many fake photos of celebrities as if there aren't thousands of real photos available to enjoy? Generating & posting AI photos of real people should be subjected to libel laws.
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Ate a donut that was nasty and I feel like I should be able to get a refund on the calories
February 12, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I've gotten in the car 3 times in a row with the same song playing on the radio. I can't tell if that's a good or bad omen
February 12, 2026 at 1:08 PM
One of the cool things about working at the same place for all this time is that I see people who I used to look up to and find their careers aspirational, and now we're in the same rooms as peers
February 11, 2026 at 11:13 PM
I couldn't find the adapter to plug in a Tesla, so I left until another station opened up. A charge fairy must have emerged because I came back and the car was plugged in with an adapter?
February 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I have to be in the office this week, but I found that they turned my desk into a coffee & tea bar for the team 🥴
February 10, 2026 at 1:20 PM
I had buyers remorse from a shirt that I drunkenly ordered, but it ended up being so nice that I don't want to return it anymore
February 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I miss the days when the biggest Superbowl commercials were for beer and car companies. It's so depressing that it's now crypto, gambling, AI, and surveillance
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Bad Bunny saying "God bless America" and naming each country on the continent(s) 🔥
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 PM