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Annalise Skeeting
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I'm Anthony. Husband, engineer, car guy, dog/plant/fish dad, slut

(he/him)

📍 Chicago
My boss mentioning in Staff that she went to a Hamburger Mary's while on vacation
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Reposted by Annalise Skeeting
ROBO CARS ARE SIMPLY ANOTHER WAY THE WEALTHY STEAL MONEY FROM THE WORKING CLASS.

FUND PUBLIC TRANSPORT INSTEAD.
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I love that American cars have large fuel tanks. I don't care if it costs $70 to fill, I want that bitch to take me 500 miles
December 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Reposted by Annalise Skeeting
Sabrina I’m a humble man and don’t ask for much but can we get one more domino effect from you? 🙏🏽
December 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Gays treat their sexual preferences like an astrological sign
December 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I bought some skincare products without being in a private browser, and now I can't stop getting ads for every skincare company on Earth 🫩
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I gotta leave Mexico to be greeted by snow and work 🥲
December 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
That canceled tv show that you’ll never stop thinking about
November 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We did a Xochimilco boat ride, and a random straight Canadian guy was traveling solo and ended up in our boat. This poor guy was traumatized and will probably go back home racist and homophobic 😅
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It's my birthday and I felt so excited to update my age on Sniffies 🎉
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I was not able to have a traditional Thanksgiving dinner in Mexico but I did get passed around by the hottest bear couple, so I have something to be thankful for 🙏🏽
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I'm sorry, but the US emergency braking regulation is a mess. It definitely shouldn't go away entirely, but the requirements need to be aligned with the global standards that already exist
Exclusive: Republicans plan to challenge vehicle-safety mandates, such as automatic emergency braking and alarms that remind drivers a child is in the back seat.
Senate Committee to Challenge Auto-Safety Mandates That Hurt ‘Affordability’
Republicans are questioning the value of some features, such as automatic braking and rear-seat reminders.
on.wsj.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I'm at a coffee shop in Mexico City and a random local started casual small talk with me. We didn't talk about anything beyond where I'm from and what I do for a living, but as he was leaving he patted me on the chest and said there's a sex party tonight and they need more bears
a close up of a man 's face with a beard and blue eyes making a funny face .
Alt: White man blinking in surprise
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I went to Popeye's to try the cheese curds and the guy in the drive-through was like "what are you talking about, I don't know what that is. Do you mean the cheesy bites?"
I hope y'all are allowed to fight at this location because I'm coming inside.
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Is it just me or is the Pope lowkey kinda 🫦
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The joke format of "[regular thing] implies the existence of [absurd thing]" upsets me in a very autistic-coded way. No, no it doesn't imply that at all
a man wearing a white tank top and black gloves is covering his face with his hands .
Alt: a man wearing a white tank top and black gloves is covering his face with his hands .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I went to have ramen for dinner and sat at the bar. A woman next to me was also solo, and the server brought out a joint check because he thought we were together. The woman found it hilarious and paid for my meal??
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The Jeep Cherokee and Recon have been delayed for so long that they already look dated before they even hit the road
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Have we gone a day this year without an impeachable offense?
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reposted by Annalise Skeeting
White people think “American” is synonymous with white people, and this is an example.
a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Guess who I saw at a fucking cumdump 🤦🏽‍♂️
My friend's ex is messaging me on the apps tryna fuck?? I feel vindicated in hating him from the start
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I've been working on an upcoming vehicle that I'm actually excited about, and I heard there is a fiberglass model sitting in the design studio. That shit is ugly as fuck, it's going to flop 😭😭
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I haven't been in the office in a while, so this was my first time meeting our new VP in person. He has a gruff face, a big honker of a nose, and is severely balding... I need him bad
November 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I never have any idea how much loose leaf tea to use for one cup. Maybe a tablespoon, maybe a pound
November 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I slept in my bed for one night, then it was back to a hotel (at least this time it was for work)
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM