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Jac Reynolds

@saboteur.bsky.social

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Public defender, dog parent, Disney Adult.

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Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 1d

I am in two book clubs and reading a 3rd of my own volition. I dont have time for this.

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 1d

At this point, I'd settle for a hobble off home run...

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 1d

18th inning is just 9 simultaneous thumb wars, right?

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 5d

I really need to stop referring to my client as a bargain basement Pedro Pascal... because it is fucking with me. #publicdefense

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 7d

Both of my dogs are acting like watching me do yard work for 2 and a half hours was exhausting.

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 7d

Hope this is super awkward for Joey Cora

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 7d

You take all my jokes now?

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 7d

Pulling out the 12% ABV Dechuttes vintage for the bottom of the 11th and immediately realizing that you are the point person for DUIs for people watching this god forsaken game in your county tonight. Guess who is getting wrecked? Not me, @mearnsrea.bsky.social

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 7d

My husband just got up at the end of the eighth inning and said, "Well, we can get a walk off...that could be fun." And I really just don't know if he's built for Mariners postseason baseball...

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 14d

The Bosas are the Watts's Warios.

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 14d

Do you think the NFL is a sample size large enough to test herd immunity? Asking for the Vikings defensive line.

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 14d

I love hearing the US national anthem back to back with other national anthems so we can hear just how uncool ours is. The drums in Ireland's? Phenomenal. The racial disparity in ours? Gross. #nflindublin

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 21d

Fuck. Da Bears just made this less interesting. The score bug on my screen of 6 to 6 for the cards/niners game tells me Cowboys/Bears is still the best option. Maybe Dak will get spit on again?

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 21d

I would rather watch a broadcast of a game where i have to listen to Tom fucking Brady narrate than my team destroy another team because interesting football is better football.

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 21d

Dog flops on floor to protest bath.
Dog snaps at me.
Dog sent to kennel for timeout.
Dog walked from kennel to bathroom for bath.
Dog bolts from bathroom.
Dog found in kennel.

Dog's favorite activity: swimming.

There are no words and there is no winning.

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 23d

Newer fear unlocked: Walking down hallway and only seeing bright green eyes staring back at you (of aforementioned black dog).

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 23d

New fear unlocked: Trying to find all black dog in yard when the power goes out.

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · 27d

Walton Goggins in a slutty little shirt. #emmys

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · Sep 11

I love how the #NYT is real journalism 🤮

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · Aug 24

All I can think about these radioactive shrimp:

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · Aug 24

"No, no.... we got to Cracker Barrell BECAUSE of the racism" is a wild take, but, here we are.

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · Jul 5

My favorite part about the comments being off on this is knowing we couldn't be trusted and we're calling this cat a slut.

Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · Jul 4

Shameless.

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · Jun 24

Apparently it's "Accuse your public defender of working against you in spite of the fact that you never call or make appointments or follow-up on basic requests" week.

"Any updates on my case?"

Nah, bro... you don't talk to me...?

#blessed #publicdefense

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · Jun 8

Wild that a child's birthday party is ending with the playing of "Closing Time," but here we are...

Jac Reynolds @saboteur.bsky.social · Jun 8

Bachelorette party on the Deception Pass bridge... why #jumpthebroom when you can jump off the bridge?