SafferMaster
@saffermaster.bsky.social
Cohost of the Kinky Cocktail Hour podcast, lifestyle kinkster, connoisseur of single malt scotch whisky and lover of the Arsenal & the Springboks. Dedicated foodie and mixologist. I smite bots and trolls.
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When I realized how happy my wife and I were compared to how my first marriage went, I got to thinking. The divorce rate is over 50% for first marriages and even worse for second and third marriages. It became clear to me that people do not have the skills to make their relationship work.
Pickford is expert at kicking the ball out of bounds
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Pickford is expert at kicking the ball out of bounds
Pickford with a very decent save there
January 18, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Pickford with a very decent save there
I’m curious why Noni M gets away with having zero end product without any criticism from the fans
January 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I’m curious why Noni M gets away with having zero end product without any criticism from the fans
If Everton holds Villa here it will be a miracle
January 18, 2026 at 4:41 PM
If Everton holds Villa here it will be a miracle
We played with no conviction at all
January 17, 2026 at 7:26 PM
We played with no conviction at all
Everything BUT score
January 17, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Everything BUT score
This team better start acting like they want to be champions instead of just another team in the parade
January 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
This team better start acting like they want to be champions instead of just another team in the parade
We are playing like we don’t want to score
January 17, 2026 at 6:44 PM
We are playing like we don’t want to score
Our heads are gone
January 17, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Our heads are gone
Not a single shot on target
That is fucked up
That is fucked up
January 17, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Not a single shot on target
That is fucked up
That is fucked up
Ødegaard is invisible
Zubi is invisible
Martinelli invisible
Gykores invisible
Zubi is invisible
Martinelli invisible
Gykores invisible
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Ødegaard is invisible
Zubi is invisible
Martinelli invisible
Gykores invisible
Zubi is invisible
Martinelli invisible
Gykores invisible
This game is annoying me
January 17, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This game is annoying me
This is like watching molasses drip
January 17, 2026 at 6:06 PM
This is like watching molasses drip
This is going to be another game where we do everything but score
January 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
This is going to be another game where we do everything but score
How the fuck did he miss that?
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
How the fuck did he miss that?
Noni needs to create a final ball as part of his skills
He has no end product
He has no end product
January 17, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Noni needs to create a final ball as part of his skills
He has no end product
He has no end product
Fuck off
Get it together Arsenal
Get it together Arsenal
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Fuck off
Get it together Arsenal
Get it together Arsenal
Let’s go Arsenal!
January 17, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Let’s go Arsenal!
Leeds just keep scoring
January 17, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Leeds just keep scoring
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Sue the fuqq out of those assholes. Take their bonuses, salaries, and anything else you can grab, to punish them for violating your Constitutional rights.
January 17, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Sue the fuqq out of those assholes. Take their bonuses, salaries, and anything else you can grab, to punish them for violating your Constitutional rights.
Brentford just doesn’t want to score
January 17, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Brentford just doesn’t want to score
How are Chelsea not behind?
January 17, 2026 at 3:23 PM
How are Chelsea not behind?
Over to you Arsenal
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Over to you Arsenal