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Sam Saiga 🔞
@saigashark.bsky.social
Professional Shark, Yankees fan, Jordan Love stan and Malik Willis champion.
Follower of the Robot Prince of Auchtertool.
Unapologetically proud Coastie.
she/her
18+ only, I don't babysit. I post weird furry things, you have been warned. I block a lot.
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Just FYI, I exercise the use of block very, very, very enthusiastically.

No, I don't care about your POV.
No, I don't care about your input.
No, you won't enlighten me.
No, your opinion isn't worth my time.
Yes, you are a child, emotionally.

And, I don't talk to children. That's weird.
If your entire online existence is dedicated to trying to upset people just because your based and edgy social media darlings have conditioned you to do that?

Yeah, there is no male loneliness epidemic, there's a male stupidity epidemic lmao.
...starting to think christian dude bros cant recognize actual religious themes if stereotypical white jesus isn't included...
November 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you see this, post an anime you love!
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Why does the XFL/UFL hate me?

I first watched in 2020, I was a Guardians fan. Well, Guardians are gone, now. So, I switched to the Roughnecks since I live in Houston.

And now they're the 'Gamblers.'

Mike Repole is not a smart man and deserves to be taxed harder.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Me when Malik Willis.

He is my very special boy and I love him.
a woman with a white bow in her hair is sitting in a chair .
ALT: a woman with a white bow in her hair is sitting in a chair .
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November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Stronk 😤
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Social media breeds cynicism.

I've had several shut-ins explain to me how to better do my job despite me having attended the Coast Guard flight academy and having been in this vocation for almost a decade, now.

It's crazy how the internet turns everyone into know-it-alls and journalists.
I REALLY need to stop trying to engage in honest and open media or writing discussion on social media. It's literally never not taken the wrong way. fuck me. lol
November 20, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Strickland is going to meet THAT GUY.
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Houston.. we have nooooooooooo problems~
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I'm stupid stoked for tomorrow, it's like.. being a kid again and being excited for Christmas.

Tonight, one year ago, was my last evening single and it has been absolutely magical ever since.
November 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter Get off twitter
dear trans siblings: you can improve your mental health 10x by just not being on twitter!
No, flexing your transition progress on transphobes isnt a dub, nor is ratio'ing them or debating them. You are just exposing yourself to horrid stuff for no reason. You deserve better :v
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Honestly, I get his hate for the Clintons, now.

His entire tenure has been sabotaged as Bill gave him syphilis.
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
To the woman who once told me the Clintons were too mafia like and would have voted for Donald:

Yeah, he slickened the willy of Slick Willy, you stupid bitch.
He blew Bubba's mind and his dick.
Bill blew the Sax, Donnie blew him.

Also, he's a cradle robber, so, stay away from kids, cunt.
November 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
pictured: bubba gettin that sloppy
a cartoon character with blonde hair is making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon character with blonde hair is making a funny face
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November 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
November 14, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Responding to idiotic things by becoming an even bigger fucking moron is kind of why we're in this mess.
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Then I can assume that every game company isn't putting in the required effort to earn my fucking money.

I guess I just won't be buying games, this is literally no skin of my back.
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
youtu.be/hCyGIJl1XUA

Mi gonya showxa lang belta
Highway Star (Belter Version)
YouTube video by Release - Topic
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November 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I'm going out to pick up breakfast for my girlfriend and myself when I realize that my life is fucking awesome.

Actually, my life has been awesome. Don't let social media rule your life, basically. Do something healthy, do something fun, and do something enriching.

Even if it's just a walk.
November 9, 2025 at 12:03 PM
They're usually jealous of seeing other people being happy and just latch onto the first thing that stands out to them.

If you have a good partner and a healthy relationship, you don't give a shit about who is dating who. Why? Because you understand how wonderful it is.
If you're homophobic in 2025 you're a loser and a baby. I don't care if you're polite about it. "Oh but it's my religion and I just don't like to see it". I don't care. You see people in love and you whine about it because you're 12. You're a loser, you're a baby, and you're 12
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 AM
If you've always been a square, like I, then the best way to deal with the lingo of younger individuals is to just give them a blank stare for about 10 seconds as soon as they say whatever it may be, then reply "Mhmmm.." and go back to whatever it was that you were doing.
November 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Apparently, Bsky suspended me.

At least, according to the totally legit DM I just got. And reported.
November 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If someone is going to go to the lengths of resignation and relocation because of a fucking mayoral election, they were never selfless, they just wanted the respect that comes with being selfless and with public service.

But, then again "CONFIRMED!" says it all.

STDH.txt and EverybodyClapped.txt.
Mamdani is already cleaning up the NYPD!
November 8, 2025 at 1:16 PM