Saint Rocket IX
@saintrocket9.bsky.social
Neurodivergent Human, Left Winged Angel
Happiness has to be fought for.
Happiness has to be fought for.
This feels like a "drink barbecue sauce straight out of the bottle" kind of day.
March 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This feels like a "drink barbecue sauce straight out of the bottle" kind of day.
In case there is a need for a new Pope anytime soon, I'd like to throw my name in the giant hat. Sure, I'm not Catholic, but I have already chosen my Papal name: Pope Pope the Popiest.
February 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
In case there is a need for a new Pope anytime soon, I'd like to throw my name in the giant hat. Sure, I'm not Catholic, but I have already chosen my Papal name: Pope Pope the Popiest.
Someone should make a porno called "Penis: The Adventure."
February 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Someone should make a porno called "Penis: The Adventure."
The Daytona 500, where heading left is the way to go, and hard right means certain disaster.
On a related note, the Fool In Chief is there today.
On a related note, the Fool In Chief is there today.
February 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The Daytona 500, where heading left is the way to go, and hard right means certain disaster.
On a related note, the Fool In Chief is there today.
On a related note, the Fool In Chief is there today.
I was listening to Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World last night and started uncontrollably crying. So that's where I'm at right now.
February 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I was listening to Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World last night and started uncontrollably crying. So that's where I'm at right now.
Last night, both Kendrick and Drake were saying "turn this tv off."
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Last night, both Kendrick and Drake were saying "turn this tv off."
Tom Cruise is looking more like Neil Breen every day.
February 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tom Cruise is looking more like Neil Breen every day.
"It's Super Bowl Sunday! How can I make this all about me?"
-Aaron Rodgers, probably
-Aaron Rodgers, probably
February 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"It's Super Bowl Sunday! How can I make this all about me?"
-Aaron Rodgers, probably
-Aaron Rodgers, probably
I'm going to be streaming the Super Bowl tomorrow at 6PM for live play-by-play. It's the first time I've ever done this, so I'd love some folks to come by and let me know if I'm completely botching it. www.youtube.com/live/J-M86jY...
SUPER BOWL LIX - Live Play-By-Play and Reaction
YouTube video by Saint Rocket IX
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February 8, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm going to be streaming the Super Bowl tomorrow at 6PM for live play-by-play. It's the first time I've ever done this, so I'd love some folks to come by and let me know if I'm completely botching it. www.youtube.com/live/J-M86jY...
I miss the days when this would've been the worst news I'd hear all day.
February 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I miss the days when this would've been the worst news I'd hear all day.
Bottleham Hotspur
February 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Bottleham Hotspur
I'll say this, they'd better not give Album Of The Year to Tortured Poets Dept., because that album was not good. Keep in mind, generally like Taylor Swift's music, but TTPD was not good.
February 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I'll say this, they'd better not give Album Of The Year to Tortured Poets Dept., because that album was not good. Keep in mind, generally like Taylor Swift's music, but TTPD was not good.
I was thinking about this. Groundhog Day came out in 1993. At the end, Phil gives the newlyweds tickets to WrestleMania, right? That year's event was WrestleMania IX, the exceptionally shitty one that ended with Hulk Hogan winning the championship on a match he wasn't in.
February 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was thinking about this. Groundhog Day came out in 1993. At the end, Phil gives the newlyweds tickets to WrestleMania, right? That year's event was WrestleMania IX, the exceptionally shitty one that ended with Hulk Hogan winning the championship on a match he wasn't in.
Dear YouTube,
Never recommend a Tucker Carlson video to me ever again. Especially when Piers Morgan is also involved.
Sincerely,
Me
Never recommend a Tucker Carlson video to me ever again. Especially when Piers Morgan is also involved.
Sincerely,
Me
February 2, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Dear YouTube,
Never recommend a Tucker Carlson video to me ever again. Especially when Piers Morgan is also involved.
Sincerely,
Me
Never recommend a Tucker Carlson video to me ever again. Especially when Piers Morgan is also involved.
Sincerely,
Me
Every once in a while, I'll hear people with the Power Ranger notification on their phone, and it makes me smile every time.
January 31, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Every once in a while, I'll hear people with the Power Ranger notification on their phone, and it makes me smile every time.
Does anyone else think "I'm going to regret this" as your social media app loads?
January 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Does anyone else think "I'm going to regret this" as your social media app loads?
"This shit" meaning "disappointment."
January 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
"This shit" meaning "disappointment."
Alexander Isak is the best thing to come out of Sweden since Robyn.
January 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Alexander Isak is the best thing to come out of Sweden since Robyn.
Joel Hodgson of MST3K had a quote about their audience: "not everyone will get it, but the right people will."
That's how I feel about Bluesky right now. Not as popular as Twitter, but the right people are using it.
That's how I feel about Bluesky right now. Not as popular as Twitter, but the right people are using it.
January 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Joel Hodgson of MST3K had a quote about their audience: "not everyone will get it, but the right people will."
That's how I feel about Bluesky right now. Not as popular as Twitter, but the right people are using it.
That's how I feel about Bluesky right now. Not as popular as Twitter, but the right people are using it.
Despite the name, do not add a mixer to Molotov cocktails. Trust me, they don't help the taste one bit.
January 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Despite the name, do not add a mixer to Molotov cocktails. Trust me, they don't help the taste one bit.
I think it's great that the Orange Scourge says there's only two genders. That means the trans and NB folks I know have been upgraded from people to mythical creatures! It's like hanging out with a griffin!
January 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I think it's great that the Orange Scourge says there's only two genders. That means the trans and NB folks I know have been upgraded from people to mythical creatures! It's like hanging out with a griffin!
Saw a list of the artists performing for the Scourge's inauguration and thank goodness, there's no one I remotely care about.
January 18, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Saw a list of the artists performing for the Scourge's inauguration and thank goodness, there's no one I remotely care about.
I don't know where it's coming from, but someone in this apartment building has been playing Dan Fogelberg's "Same Old Lang Syne" for the past twenty minutes.
January 17, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I don't know where it's coming from, but someone in this apartment building has been playing Dan Fogelberg's "Same Old Lang Syne" for the past twenty minutes.
After much listening and careful deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that Gojira fucking rules.
January 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
After much listening and careful deliberation, I have come to the conclusion that Gojira fucking rules.