Sajdak's Sayings
@sajdakssayings.bsky.social
Fan account for @whmpodcast.bsky.social's Stephen Sajdak. Quotes and other sacrificial offerings. Run by @rchris.bsky.social. Also: JupinsGems and Szyszkas-Screeds
"And Potter's like, 'Well, Mr. Bailey, I remember on numerous occasions you said that I 'sucked shit.' I guess I can't give you any money, I'm too busy sucking shit. I couldn't possibly write a check right now, what with the shit-sucking.'"
-It's a Wonderful Life
-It's a Wonderful Life
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"And Potter's like, 'Well, Mr. Bailey, I remember on numerous occasions you said that I 'sucked shit.' I guess I can't give you any money, I'm too busy sucking shit. I couldn't possibly write a check right now, what with the shit-sucking.'"
-It's a Wonderful Life
-It's a Wonderful Life
"Do you guys know what Schwarzenegger was almost going to do instead of this?" (Chris)
"Cocaine?" (Eric)
"Schindler’s List?"
-Last Action Hero
"Cocaine?" (Eric)
"Schindler’s List?"
-Last Action Hero
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Do you guys know what Schwarzenegger was almost going to do instead of this?" (Chris)
"Cocaine?" (Eric)
"Schindler’s List?"
-Last Action Hero
"Cocaine?" (Eric)
"Schindler’s List?"
-Last Action Hero
"My favorite Macho Man thing of all-time is him with this little kid in a library trying to read, and Macho Man bursts in like, ‘ART THOU BORED?!’ I will say ‘Art thou bored?’ for the rest of my life."
-Spider-Man
-Spider-Man
1995 - Slim Jim - Romeo & Juliet (with "Macho Man" Randy Savage) Commercial
YouTube video by Consumer Time Capsule
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November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"My favorite Macho Man thing of all-time is him with this little kid in a library trying to read, and Macho Man bursts in like, ‘ART THOU BORED?!’ I will say ‘Art thou bored?’ for the rest of my life."
-Spider-Man
-Spider-Man
"I feel like if you're the head of Europol, you can spot a fake mustache a mile away."
"It's a classic European crime." (Eric)
-Ocean's Twelve
"It's a classic European crime." (Eric)
-Ocean's Twelve
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"I feel like if you're the head of Europol, you can spot a fake mustache a mile away."
"It's a classic European crime." (Eric)
-Ocean's Twelve
"It's a classic European crime." (Eric)
-Ocean's Twelve
"He's like six years younger than everyone else, and is like, 'Gimminy-gee-willikers, Danny, can I shine your shoes?!' You're 35 years old!"
-On Matt Damon in Ocean's Twelve
-On Matt Damon in Ocean's Twelve
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
"He's like six years younger than everyone else, and is like, 'Gimminy-gee-willikers, Danny, can I shine your shoes?!' You're 35 years old!"
-On Matt Damon in Ocean's Twelve
-On Matt Damon in Ocean's Twelve
"We got in trouble for making fun of Paul Walker before he died. We were like, ‘Oh, do not worry about Paul Walker - he’s just fine.’ And then he…was not fine."
-Blank Check: Total Recall
-Blank Check: Total Recall
November 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"We got in trouble for making fun of Paul Walker before he died. We were like, ‘Oh, do not worry about Paul Walker - he’s just fine.’ And then he…was not fine."
-Blank Check: Total Recall
-Blank Check: Total Recall
"This movie has 41 acts. It’s got more acts than the apostles, man."
-You've Got Mail
-You've Got Mail
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"This movie has 41 acts. It’s got more acts than the apostles, man."
-You've Got Mail
-You've Got Mail
"What’s The Rock’s wife’s name, Crystal?" (Eric)
"Lauren something." (Andrew)
"Oh, that’s not as fun." (Eric)
"Lauren ‘The Crystal’ Johnson."
-Rampage
"Lauren something." (Andrew)
"Oh, that’s not as fun." (Eric)
"Lauren ‘The Crystal’ Johnson."
-Rampage
November 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
"What’s The Rock’s wife’s name, Crystal?" (Eric)
"Lauren something." (Andrew)
"Oh, that’s not as fun." (Eric)
"Lauren ‘The Crystal’ Johnson."
-Rampage
"Lauren something." (Andrew)
"Oh, that’s not as fun." (Eric)
"Lauren ‘The Crystal’ Johnson."
-Rampage
"If you can capitalize on someone’s dementia, go for it."
-You've Got Mail
-You've Got Mail
November 18, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"If you can capitalize on someone’s dementia, go for it."
-You've Got Mail
-You've Got Mail
"Steve will text me, ‘I’m at a bar reading a book,’ and I’m like, ‘Jesus.’" (Eric)
"There’s nothing wrong with that! Click ‘Like’ if you read and drink at the same time."
-You've Got Mail
"There’s nothing wrong with that! Click ‘Like’ if you read and drink at the same time."
-You've Got Mail
November 17, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"Steve will text me, ‘I’m at a bar reading a book,’ and I’m like, ‘Jesus.’" (Eric)
"There’s nothing wrong with that! Click ‘Like’ if you read and drink at the same time."
-You've Got Mail
"There’s nothing wrong with that! Click ‘Like’ if you read and drink at the same time."
-You've Got Mail
"You know Clinton is in office because Steve Zahn’s in this movie."
-You've Got Mail
-You've Got Mail
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
"You know Clinton is in office because Steve Zahn’s in this movie."
-You've Got Mail
-You've Got Mail
"There’s your Under Siege 3: Jason vs. Steven Seagal. Two gigantic ape men fighting each other." (Andrew)
"Who is the bigger monster in that scenario?" (Eric)
"I mean, Jason is still welcome in these United States, so…"
-Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Live)
"Who is the bigger monster in that scenario?" (Eric)
"I mean, Jason is still welcome in these United States, so…"
-Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Live)
a woman in a green dress is dancing with a man in a black shirt behind her
ALT: a woman in a green dress is dancing with a man in a black shirt behind her
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
"There’s your Under Siege 3: Jason vs. Steven Seagal. Two gigantic ape men fighting each other." (Andrew)
"Who is the bigger monster in that scenario?" (Eric)
"I mean, Jason is still welcome in these United States, so…"
-Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Live)
"Who is the bigger monster in that scenario?" (Eric)
"I mean, Jason is still welcome in these United States, so…"
-Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Live)
"The producer of this movie must have been like, ‘Hey, only one of these actors will be working in 10 years, so why don’t we give all of the Fantastic 4’s powers to Chris Evans?’"
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
"The producer of this movie must have been like, ‘Hey, only one of these actors will be working in 10 years, so why don’t we give all of the Fantastic 4’s powers to Chris Evans?’"
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
"I would have been terrified if I were Michael Chiklis, because the last thing I would want to do is be mauled to death by a bear while dressed like a rock monster."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
"I would have been terrified if I were Michael Chiklis, because the last thing I would want to do is be mauled to death by a bear while dressed like a rock monster."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
"This feels like a late-period Friends episode - everyone’s just on auto-pilot and just hanging out. The monkey is LONG gone at this point."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"This feels like a late-period Friends episode - everyone’s just on auto-pilot and just hanging out. The monkey is LONG gone at this point."
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (live)
"Stephen Sajdak, you as a bonafide lover of lesbian media…" (Eric)
<crowd boos>
"Pardon me?! Excuse me for watching high art!"
-Gleep Glossary: Wicket W. Warrick
<crowd boos>
"Pardon me?! Excuse me for watching high art!"
-Gleep Glossary: Wicket W. Warrick
November 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
"Stephen Sajdak, you as a bonafide lover of lesbian media…" (Eric)
<crowd boos>
"Pardon me?! Excuse me for watching high art!"
-Gleep Glossary: Wicket W. Warrick
<crowd boos>
"Pardon me?! Excuse me for watching high art!"
-Gleep Glossary: Wicket W. Warrick
"It’s like an opening of Star Wars shot with the predator ship, and then on the back, it says, ‘If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off.’ Because that’s what the predators are, man!"
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"It’s like an opening of Star Wars shot with the predator ship, and then on the back, it says, ‘If You Can Read This, The Bitch Fell Off.’ Because that’s what the predators are, man!"
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
"Maybe Immortan Joe was a Charmin toilet paper bear, gone rogue."
"The radiation made all the fur fall off." (Eric)
"‘MY HEINIE IS CLEAN.’"
-Mad Max: Fury Road
"The radiation made all the fur fall off." (Eric)
"‘MY HEINIE IS CLEAN.’"
-Mad Max: Fury Road
a man wearing a gas mask is driving a vehicle
ALT: a man wearing a gas mask is driving a vehicle
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"Maybe Immortan Joe was a Charmin toilet paper bear, gone rogue."
"The radiation made all the fur fall off." (Eric)
"‘MY HEINIE IS CLEAN.’"
-Mad Max: Fury Road
"The radiation made all the fur fall off." (Eric)
"‘MY HEINIE IS CLEAN.’"
-Mad Max: Fury Road
"Now it’s a good time to plug our Patreon. We can get Andrew some socks without holes in them - really get him out of the gutter."
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"Now it’s a good time to plug our Patreon. We can get Andrew some socks without holes in them - really get him out of the gutter."
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
-AVP: Alien vs. Predator
"A quick FYI now that WHM is canon to the Scream universe: Neve Campbell isn’t in this movie because Sydney Prescott is having an affair with Stephen Sajdak elsewhere."
"She fell in love with your ‘Stab 2’ review." (Eric)
-On-Screen Live (3/13/23)
"She fell in love with your ‘Stab 2’ review." (Eric)
-On-Screen Live (3/13/23)
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
"A quick FYI now that WHM is canon to the Scream universe: Neve Campbell isn’t in this movie because Sydney Prescott is having an affair with Stephen Sajdak elsewhere."
"She fell in love with your ‘Stab 2’ review." (Eric)
-On-Screen Live (3/13/23)
"She fell in love with your ‘Stab 2’ review." (Eric)
-On-Screen Live (3/13/23)
"Like Batman, I also became the thing I was most afraid of: failure."
-Batman Begins
-Batman Begins
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
"Like Batman, I also became the thing I was most afraid of: failure."
-Batman Begins
-Batman Begins
"You know what this guy also directed? He also directed the Pepsi commercial where Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire." (Andrew)
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
"You know what this guy also directed? He also directed the Pepsi commercial where Michael Jackson’s hair caught on fire." (Andrew)
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
"‘No, Mike, this kerosene will make your hair really shiny!’"
-Hiding Out
"Did anyone see that Rings movie?" (Andrew)
"No, did you?"
"No!" (Andrew)
"You said it like, ‘HERE COMES MY OPINION ON THE RINGS MOVIE!’"
-Retroactive
"No, did you?"
"No!" (Andrew)
"You said it like, ‘HERE COMES MY OPINION ON THE RINGS MOVIE!’"
-Retroactive
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
"Did anyone see that Rings movie?" (Andrew)
"No, did you?"
"No!" (Andrew)
"You said it like, ‘HERE COMES MY OPINION ON THE RINGS MOVIE!’"
-Retroactive
"No, did you?"
"No!" (Andrew)
"You said it like, ‘HERE COMES MY OPINION ON THE RINGS MOVIE!’"
-Retroactive
"Directed by a fellow named Louis Morneau." (Andrew)
"Did this guy do anything else?"
"It’s a long career of doing nothing." (Chris)
"Just like me!"
-Retroactive
"Did this guy do anything else?"
"It’s a long career of doing nothing." (Chris)
"Just like me!"
-Retroactive
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
"Directed by a fellow named Louis Morneau." (Andrew)
"Did this guy do anything else?"
"It’s a long career of doing nothing." (Chris)
"Just like me!"
-Retroactive
"Did this guy do anything else?"
"It’s a long career of doing nothing." (Chris)
"Just like me!"
-Retroactive
"What are you doing with this ape? So I’m paying two bits for a gander and just going, ‘Wow…that’s a big ape!’"
-Peter Jackson's King Kong
-Peter Jackson's King Kong
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"What are you doing with this ape? So I’m paying two bits for a gander and just going, ‘Wow…that’s a big ape!’"
-Peter Jackson's King Kong
-Peter Jackson's King Kong