salsa
salsaran.bsky.social
salsa
@salsaran.bsky.social
i have a crazy idea guys: we use both x rank and sendou points to get acess to the server and remove voting! crazy right we have 2 great resources to measure individual skill and we ignore them because we feel like splitting the community for no reason
February 16, 2026 at 1:29 PM
i think its time we apologize to support shooters and pen.. the entire blaster class is overtuned, slosher gets almost 100% pickrate and nintendo has an obsession with nerfing all weapons that need to hit their shots.. Also why the fuck is heavy like that..?
February 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
it was funny how the casuals were worried about this update rewarding agression too much but the opposite happened and everyone just spams paint and aoe and the agressive weapons and specials (eg: swords, dualies (that arent dapple), inkjet and zipcaster) just got worse
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 PM
It really feels like stamper is hindering my progress at this point but sunk cost fallacy is real
February 1, 2026 at 11:23 PM
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saa saa saa,,, kakegurui-mashō! ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
this is gonna age terribly
January 29, 2026 at 10:16 PM
dawg my weapon wasnt even broken why did it catch so many strays 😭
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 PM
full qr with the stealth jump change is actually so nerfed
January 29, 2026 at 10:27 AM
i gotta post more
January 26, 2026 at 5:40 PM
something something lactose intolerance
January 23, 2026 at 6:14 PM
The biggest problem with stamper is the fact its taking sblasts spot in the comp. The general ideas is that sblast takes the same spot as slosher because of them being AOE but thats not really the case. Yes sblast has aoe it can play off but it is way better at using it to clean up kills with 1/5
January 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
only drank water for a month we did it chat
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
physics is evil math thats the conclusion ive come to
November 18, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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hi! me, @seanspl.bsky.social and @salsaran.bsky.social are looking for a +1/2 to play low ink (11/15-16)

lf:
- backline or cooler bot
- aggro midline

we have a stamper/jr and sean flexes around!! min d6 exp, pref lsl/ftiu level banned. we also plan on scrimming the week of

#compsplatoon
November 6, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i forgot Halloween existed...have i lost my whimsy?
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Proud of how well i did on one of my math analysis midterm despite never having had calculus.. tbf that shit is cool as fuck i missed out in hs
October 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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hi me and @salsaran.bsky.social are looking for a +2 to play sq with almost daily ~2 pm est (eu time)

lily: jr/splash/shot
mero: stamper

lf:
aggro non shooter (bucket/blaster)
cooler (pen/edit/rapid) OR backliner (charger)
at least d6+ exp or lsl/ftiu banned

dm me on disc if ur interested
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
i loveee linear algebra if linear algebra has a milion fans Im one of them if linear algebra has 1 fan thats me if linear algebra has no fans im DEAD
October 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
finished ace attourney 2 holy crap that trials ending was the most satisfying thing ever
October 11, 2025 at 10:58 AM
need to make some investments because holy crap i used to be able to play my instrument just fine one year ago and now i get back pain and discomfort 1 hour in and it screws my playing so bad
October 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
went -90 after this but its doable!!! will attempt 2800
October 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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i've been struggling with art block and burnt out so i sketched out most of my friends from memory bec i love them 🫶🏼

3rd edition is coming soon bec im missing some people go find urself in here maybe perhaps

#splatoonart #splatoon3 #cherililyart
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
e e eeee eee
September 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My puter friends are gone so now i will have to dump splatoon opinions on bluesky 💔
September 8, 2025 at 11:12 PM