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Bram Stoker's Chocula

@saltielicorice.bsky.social

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#Blazers fan, sandwich enjoyer. Hong Kong cinema enthusiast, music eclectic #ILikeItHere

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 13h

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Kristi Noem surveys war-ravaged Portland

(Nah, this is too fuckin funny)

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 3d

If someone prefaces a statement with "on my momma", they're about to tell you the most egregious falsehoods ever told

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 13d

Wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment

Drake - Fair Trade (Audio) ft. Travis Scott

YouTube video by DrakeVEVO

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · 19d

This bitch is plotting everyone's demise

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Sep 9

Craziest part of being alive in 2025 is, shit is so terrible, actual UFO footage is greeted with shrugs

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Sep 1

Youre Welcome Obama Walks Out GIF

ALT: Youre Welcome Obama Walks Out GIF

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Aug 25

No greater feelin than waking up with no work or obligations for multiple days

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Aug 14

Finding out the billionaire who just bought the Trail Blazers is also a Trump donor isn't surprising, but it sure is depressing.

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Aug 13

We're so back

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Aug 12

Estelle - American Boy [Feat. Kanye West] [Video]

YouTube video by Estelle

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Aug 12

This is a BANGER

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Aug 3

What

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 25

Saw this last night, and it delivers everything I needed. After this and "Thunderbolts", I'm cautiously optimistic that Marvel has course corrected.

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 23

TikTok just called me a fat fuck

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 20

Do you know how fed up you gotta be to mow the lawn in the rain? And this 🥷🏾 is out here with an ELECTRIC mower and still can't get no peace

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 18

The Blazers proved anything is possible after an ugly breakup, so last night I called an ex-gf to check the temperature

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 17

This is the craziest turn of events, absolutely wild

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 13

Al Dente (Pt. 1)

YouTube video by Masta Ace - Topic

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 13

10/10 Classic, front to back. In my Top 10 all time.

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 11

Good ass Superman movie and a solid Justin Bieber album on the same weekend; white boy summer might've been extended by 2 months

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 11

Edi Gathegi/Mr.Terrific fan club line starts here

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 10

If you've been cheated on, how'd you find out?

Me? I was emptying trash from my car after a nighshift and found Budweiser cans in the trash bin. I only noted this because A) why they ain't in the recycling and B) I DONT DRINK BUDWEISER.

4 yrs later, I can laugh about it, cuz cheaters are dumb af

Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 9

The footwork, the handles, the court vision...

7'1" PHENOM Yang Hansen | FIBA Basketball

YouTube video by FIBA Basketball

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Bram Stoker's Chocula @saltielicorice.bsky.social · Jul 5

Imagine celebrating this country