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saltslimes.bsky.social
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@saltslimes.bsky.social
Canada - 30 - she/her, if you can believe it - https://archiveofourown.org/users/saltslimes/pseuds/saltslimes
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genuinely fascinated by how many people still stick with jv bc they really are just making it mid yaoi you can find anywhere else with none of the sauce the series provides on a silver platter so. I dont get it. Where's the fun
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Getting real worked up about this fictional character tonight fellas.
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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too much bottom viktor on my bsky feed these days i thought we were the bottom jayce side of the fandom smh everyone’s slacking on the job
December 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Official flop post
dude!!! its finger his wounds friday!!!
December 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
dude!!! its finger his wounds friday!!!
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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it’s crazy how jayce is the only character who ever apologizes for anything in arcane & yet you can’t ever make a post defending him for anything without people coming out of the woodwork to tell you about all the bad shit he’s done. like yeah he has & he apologized. i don’t see your fave doing that
December 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Im sorry but any Fantasy or Medieval AU that makes Jayce a knight just doesn't understand Jayce. Like unless youre gonna give him the Laios treatment or have a fun twist can we have one (1) AU where Jayvik both study alchemy or is Jayce just "not complex" enough for that
December 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
me when i do what i must do
no i’m not “reusing the same plot elements in every one of my fics because i’m uncreative” those are my reoccurring motifs. my themes. my artistic signature.
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Jayce puking up blood. I want this.
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
How is it… that the venn diagram of ppl who draw viktor fat & ppl who draw viktor pregnant has no overlap? How is that…
December 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
You’ve heard of he “he would not say that” now get ready for “he would not be cool with pregnancy”
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I just can’t be having Mpreg with no horror. He Would Not Like That
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Cannot tell this irl friend I was writing jayvik and that’s the last time i used Spotify
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
It’s winter now so we all have to snuggle up and get Jayce pregnant
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
What if the jayvikling had some inexplicable hair color… since you can canonically have like blue or pink hair… recessive insane hair genes… or hexcore effect
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
This is a tough day for an actor AU disliker such as myself but I am pleased to see smiling Jayce
December 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Problem is I love Jayce and meanwhile jayvik fans were designed in a lab to piss me off
December 2, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Quick question whyyyy does your modern au has jayce with his ravine look but he's not disabled hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Gonna shave viktor bald in my fic. Due to woke
November 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Gotta start tagging “I know what I’m doing” because the number of “I don’t like Mpreg BUT” comments I’ve gotten in my illustrious career
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
The world needs my agenda now more than ever
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Posts made moments before disaster
if i see the jayvik fandom turn this AU jayce in prison thing into yet another “jayce becomes a hyper macho aggressive feral beast to poor wittle viktor” i’ll start killing. lbr jayce in prison becomes deeply depressed and tries to off himself multiple times & becomes a starved shadow of who he was
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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he needs some sleep
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"big daddy alpha jayce" mmmkay not even faithful to the spirit of the omegaverse because jayce is clearly a jensen ackles type
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM