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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 22h

Schlocktober Day 17: Pain Without Pleasure

Well, Szayel is a master of that.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #renjiabarai

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 1d

Schlocktober Day 16: Inedible Cum

A fun punishment when his pets talk out of line…changing the molecules in his cum so it hardens like cement.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 1d

Kinktober Day 15: Semi-Public & Object Insertion

Szayel actually thought he could sneak a little fun in during his meeting with Lord Aizen.
(Reads right to left)

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #ginichimaru #sousukeaizen

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 4d

Schlocktober Day 14: Banned on TikTok

Szayel just wanted to blow off some steam and make a couple thirst toks. Of course his nemesis can’t let him have that.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz #mayurikurotsuchi

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 4d

Kinktober Day 13: Dom Bottom / Sub Top & Medical Play

Even when under the knife, he’s gotta be in charge.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 4d

Kinktober Day 12: Kneeling

He loves that you’re devoted to him.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 4d

Schlocktober Day 11: Harem on Strike

He was gone a whole week! Of course his harem would be mad.

#bleach #shunsuikyoraku

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 6d

Kinktober Day 10: CNC & Punishment

Szayel is known to have a short temper. It’s written in their contracts that he can discipline his pets on a dime.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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Sol ⚜️ The Fairy Princess 🩵🎀✨ @atompalace.bsky.social · 22d

diagnosis: STINKY
prescription: wash
verdict: Not Happy!!!!!
#pokemon #sylveon

Doodle of a Sylveon cornered in a shower and being rinsed, throwing its head back and letting out a woeful wail; reminiscent of most cats’ reactions to being washed

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Sol ⚜️ The Fairy Princess 🩵🎀✨ @atompalace.bsky.social · 20d

here’s how the rest of the #Eeveelutions react to bathtime… 🛁🫧✨

How Eevee and its evolutions (except Sylveon, as she was drawn in the post this one is quoting) react to being bathed. Pokemon, drawing description, and image text in brackets:

Vaporeon: wagging its tail happily in a shower cubicle (Needs no second bidding. Removing them from the shower is harder)

Jolteon: looking sidelong at the viewer with narrowed eyes (You know better than to shower an Electric type.)

Flareon: rolling contentedly in a sand pit (Fluffy fire type gets a sand bath instead!)

Eevee: being held in one hand, rinsed with the other, with big sad eyes and question marks (Too liddol to comprehend or rebel. Feeling a bit betrayed tbh)

Espeon: Peering out of a crack in a cupboard (Uses Psychic powers to choose best hiding spots until you give up)

Umbreon: Hissing wild eyed, clinging to shower curtains, with gloved hands attempting to reach (Acrobatics, unholy screeching, etc. Protective gear recommended)

Leafeon: sitting under the shower happily, eyes closed and tongue outstretched to catch the water (Calmest Eeveelution in the bath. Plant likes being watered!)

Glaceon: Standing somewhat tensely under the shower in silence (Tolerates it, but might be plotting revenge)

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 9d

Kinktober Day 9: Exhibitionism, Shibari, and Tentacles

Szayel likes showing off his skills to his Fracciónes.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 10d

Kinktober Day 8: Cages

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 10d

Kinktober Day 7: Bloodplay

aka Period Sex

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 10d

Kinktober Day 6: Outside Sex

Hueco Mundo isn’t the best place for it.

#bleach #szayel #szyaelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 13d

Schlocktober Day 5: Not Squirting, Not Pee, But A Secret Third Thing

Szayel would be putting that shit under a microscope less in a second.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 14d

Kinktober Day 4: Voyeurism

It’s canon that he has surveillance bugs everywhere. Of course he’s watching you and getting off to it.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 15d

Kinktober Day 3: Threesome

For my fellow flower on Tumblr~
🌼🐨

#bleach #rangikumatsumoto #shunsuikyoraku

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 16d

Schlocktober Day 2: Taking Notes During Sex & Grading It

This just screams Szayelaporro.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 17d

Schlocktober Day 1: Sex-Related Injury

Sometimes it’s a bad idea to stick one’s modified tongue into whatever hole is around.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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Benn Jordan @bennjordan.bsky.social · 26d

Just 2 gun rights advocates sitting behind a wall of bulletproof glass while enjoying a memorial for a gun rights advocate who got murdered by a gun.

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · 27d

It’s never normal oral sex with Szayelaporro~

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · Sep 12

Showing off his art in the hallway~

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · Sep 5

Pet Human~

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · Sep 1

Work in progress. May finish later.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

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saltychonk @saltychonk.bsky.social · Aug 30

O B S E S S E D

Raven @corvinz.bsky.social · Aug 29

My feral babies 🥹💙
#Kenmayu
#KenpachiZaraki
#MayuriKurotsuchi
#bleach
#bleachfanart

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