Flexing to pretend I am tough and not at all dying from cedar pollen today.
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Flexing to pretend I am tough and not at all dying from cedar pollen today.
If after sex, you give the guy a bag of cookies you baked; does that count as prostitution?
Did I just pay for sex?
Did I just pay for sex?
January 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
If after sex, you give the guy a bag of cookies you baked; does that count as prostitution?
Did I just pay for sex?
Did I just pay for sex?
Someone once described me as a “gentle giant, giving shy vibes.”
And that’s honestly a pretty accurate statement.
And that’s honestly a pretty accurate statement.
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Someone once described me as a “gentle giant, giving shy vibes.”
And that’s honestly a pretty accurate statement.
And that’s honestly a pretty accurate statement.
Leg days at the gym should always be followed by donuts at the coffee shop.
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Leg days at the gym should always be followed by donuts at the coffee shop.
Best gym shorts I own.
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Best gym shorts I own.
Sweating my tits off and it’s great.
December 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Sweating my tits off and it’s great.
Official sweatpants seasons in Texas
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Official sweatpants seasons in Texas
It’s November and I still have a farmers tan. You’re welcome.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’s November and I still have a farmers tan. You’re welcome.
Don’t quit your job, Sam. Don’t. Quit. Your. Job.
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Don’t quit your job, Sam. Don’t. Quit. Your. Job.
Halloween flex for the boys.
October 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Halloween flex for the boys.
Practice makes perfect when it comes to judging
September 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Practice makes perfect when it comes to judging
Cleaning my apartment brings me joy. Everything just be tidy!
September 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Cleaning my apartment brings me joy. Everything just be tidy!
Clocked by the waiter in Park City. Sis for days
August 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Clocked by the waiter in Park City. Sis for days
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Carly Rae Jepsen's album Emotion was released 10 years ago this week, acclaimed in the years since for its flair for the dramatic and unabashed schmaltz. But the album also contains a particular emotion often underdiscussed when considering Jepsen's appeal. n.pr/47CV7pY
10 years later, it's still a joy to fall into Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Emotion'
Carly Rae Jepsen's album Emotion was released 10 years ago this week, acclaimed in the years since for its flair for the dramatic and unabashed schmaltz. But the album also contains a particular emotion often underdiscussed when considering Jepsen's appeal.
n.pr
August 21, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Carly Rae Jepsen's album Emotion was released 10 years ago this week, acclaimed in the years since for its flair for the dramatic and unabashed schmaltz. But the album also contains a particular emotion often underdiscussed when considering Jepsen's appeal. n.pr/47CV7pY
I can’t tell if the staff at this ramen shop in Edinburgh were impressed or mortified by how quickly I ate everything.
To be fair, it was delicious.
To be fair, it was delicious.
August 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I can’t tell if the staff at this ramen shop in Edinburgh were impressed or mortified by how quickly I ate everything.
To be fair, it was delicious.
To be fair, it was delicious.
I feel like a goddamn superhero in this singlet!
July 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I feel like a goddamn superhero in this singlet!
Kudos to the man at the gym who brought along an individually wrapped string cheese. Still not sure how I feel about it laying on the gym floor between your sets.
July 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Kudos to the man at the gym who brought along an individually wrapped string cheese. Still not sure how I feel about it laying on the gym floor between your sets.
More mirror shenanigans until I finally take a vacation.
July 22, 2025 at 12:58 PM
More mirror shenanigans until I finally take a vacation.
I am so burnt out and my sleep schedule is so fucked that I keep taking naps after work. The naps are 2 hours long!
July 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I am so burnt out and my sleep schedule is so fucked that I keep taking naps after work. The naps are 2 hours long!
Ordered my first singlet. This should be fun.
July 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Ordered my first singlet. This should be fun.
When the DoorDash delivery photo does you dirty.
July 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When the DoorDash delivery photo does you dirty.
I can admit that I impressed myself with this quick pic.
July 14, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I can admit that I impressed myself with this quick pic.
I need a week at the beach. Preferably clothing optional.
July 14, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I need a week at the beach. Preferably clothing optional.
My ceiling is leaking, which is apropos for the state of affairs in America.
July 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My ceiling is leaking, which is apropos for the state of affairs in America.