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philosopher sellsword and burgeoning hedge mage
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sama 🔪💖
@samadreamcast.bsky.social
· Oct 27
getting real scared in the middle of a gay sword fight. I think this bitch is straight and going to kill me for real
they need a name for when u scissor and frot at the same time. frot paper scissors. ok nvm
January 14, 2026 at 6:16 AM
they need a name for when u scissor and frot at the same time. frot paper scissors. ok nvm
one million babies
January 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
one million babies
one million and one dollar baby
January 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
one million and one dollar baby
one million and one baby
January 11, 2026 at 3:06 AM
one million and one baby
enemies to lovers to environmental catastrophe pipeline
January 11, 2026 at 3:04 AM
enemies to lovers to environmental catastrophe pipeline
baby the bells tolling for me. and theres only one gargoyle as far as i can tell
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
baby the bells tolling for me. and theres only one gargoyle as far as i can tell
making filth art. making people read my filth art. getting my filth art published. begging my dad not to read the story about jacking off so hard you die.
January 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
making filth art. making people read my filth art. getting my filth art published. begging my dad not to read the story about jacking off so hard you die.
after three months on estrogen all that comes out is microplastics
January 11, 2026 at 2:55 AM
after three months on estrogen all that comes out is microplastics
"oooh oooo i'm so worried about the entity. what if the entity gets me?"
Top Ten Tricks For Keeping The Entity Out of Your Home And Affairs
fool that you are. the entity's malicious ways have already broached your flesh. it is far too late
Top Ten Tricks For Keeping The Entity Out of Your Home And Affairs
fool that you are. the entity's malicious ways have already broached your flesh. it is far too late
January 11, 2026 at 2:52 AM
"oooh oooo i'm so worried about the entity. what if the entity gets me?"
Top Ten Tricks For Keeping The Entity Out of Your Home And Affairs
fool that you are. the entity's malicious ways have already broached your flesh. it is far too late
Top Ten Tricks For Keeping The Entity Out of Your Home And Affairs
fool that you are. the entity's malicious ways have already broached your flesh. it is far too late
the economy is terrible and my siblings are ganging up on me baby its christmas 08 all over again lets gooo
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
the economy is terrible and my siblings are ganging up on me baby its christmas 08 all over again lets gooo
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incredibly sensual gravedigger the monster truck fic that ends with me opening his door to a pulsing wall of meat and i climb in baby vroom vroom
June 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
incredibly sensual gravedigger the monster truck fic that ends with me opening his door to a pulsing wall of meat and i climb in baby vroom vroom
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progesterone doesn’t make me horny but it does make me want to stand in field in the rain slamming a broken pipe down on a serial killer’s head over and over while screaming until my voice gives out so idk maybe it does
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
progesterone doesn’t make me horny but it does make me want to stand in field in the rain slamming a broken pipe down on a serial killer’s head over and over while screaming until my voice gives out so idk maybe it does
they/them'd
at the booster shot
bitch i just gave you my id
what did you think the 'f' stood for
faggot?
at the booster shot
bitch i just gave you my id
what did you think the 'f' stood for
faggot?
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
they/them'd
at the booster shot
bitch i just gave you my id
what did you think the 'f' stood for
faggot?
at the booster shot
bitch i just gave you my id
what did you think the 'f' stood for
faggot?
the rising tide of fascism comes home to roost: coffee shop playing the blandest cover of a song youve ever heard
October 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
the rising tide of fascism comes home to roost: coffee shop playing the blandest cover of a song youve ever heard
doing spit play with the pearly gates. not jusr yet baby
October 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
doing spit play with the pearly gates. not jusr yet baby
god loves a transsexual and transsexuals love a stupid fucking pun
October 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
god loves a transsexual and transsexuals love a stupid fucking pun
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femtanyl: for the ladies
September 21, 2025 at 4:44 AM
femtanyl: for the ladies
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the absolute pleasure of explaining who charlie kirk is to my coworker and a regular and then telling them he got fucking merced. indescribable
September 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
the absolute pleasure of explaining who charlie kirk is to my coworker and a regular and then telling them he got fucking merced. indescribable
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Diversity Win: Beard Hair In Sink Replaced By Undercut Touchup
March 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Diversity Win: Beard Hair In Sink Replaced By Undercut Touchup
violent, psychotic art is getting big again. get in now before the pringles man is sawn in half at a kink party as part of a viral marketing stunt
August 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
violent, psychotic art is getting big again. get in now before the pringles man is sawn in half at a kink party as part of a viral marketing stunt
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"manual gynophilia." is that anything.
August 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"manual gynophilia." is that anything.
gave my truck an orchi
August 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
gave my truck an orchi