❄️samus❄️
@samaran95.bsky.social
Sam-30-Married-She/Her
☀️♌🌙♎⭐♋
✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨
📚: Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer 🏔️
📺: One Piece 🏴☠️
🎮: Metroid Prime Beyond 🪼
LOZ Echoes of Wisdom 🪄
☀️♌🌙♎⭐♋
✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨
📚: Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer 🏔️
📺: One Piece 🏴☠️
🎮: Metroid Prime Beyond 🪼
LOZ Echoes of Wisdom 🪄
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❄️samus❄️
@samaran95.bsky.social
· Apr 25
New profile, same #promosky 😊
🧠Baldurs Gate 3
🐑Cult of the Lamb
⚔️D&D
🐶Dungeon Meshi
☢️Fallout
🌲Gravity Falls
🎃Spooky
🗡️Legend of Zelda
🪼Metroid
🥦Mob Psycho 100
🦖Monster Hunter
👻Phasmophobia
🦭Pokemon
🍓Stardew Valley
🥧Supernatural
✨Tarot
👽X-Files
✨⭐✨⭐✨
🧠Baldurs Gate 3
🐑Cult of the Lamb
⚔️D&D
🐶Dungeon Meshi
☢️Fallout
🌲Gravity Falls
🎃Spooky
🗡️Legend of Zelda
🪼Metroid
🥦Mob Psycho 100
🦖Monster Hunter
👻Phasmophobia
🦭Pokemon
🍓Stardew Valley
🥧Supernatural
✨Tarot
👽X-Files
✨⭐✨⭐✨
it completely fell all the way apart
TACO BOWLS
TACO BOWLS
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
it completely fell all the way apart
TACO BOWLS
TACO BOWLS
making bootleg crunchwrap supremes for dinner, just straight pirating them wholesale
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
making bootleg crunchwrap supremes for dinner, just straight pirating them wholesale
Reposted by ❄️samus❄️
just put the fucking cocaine back in coca cola.
what the fuck do we have to lose at this point?
what the fuck do we have to lose at this point?
January 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
just put the fucking cocaine back in coca cola.
what the fuck do we have to lose at this point?
what the fuck do we have to lose at this point?
Quote a gif with a clue of where you're from
betcha guys will never guess haha
betcha guys will never guess haha
January 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Quote a gif with a clue of where you're from
betcha guys will never guess haha
betcha guys will never guess haha
don't have to fight it anymore because the only place it's streaming right now is fuCKIN HULU AND I DONT HAVE THAT I JUST I JUST WANTED TO WATCH IT AAAAUUUGHGHH
It's been a day 😇
It's been a day 😇
Fighting the annual urge to rewatch Death Note
a close up of a person 's sleeve with chinese writing
Alt: Gif from Death Note anime, Light dramatically removing a potato chip from a chip bag and taking a dramatic bite out of it
"And I'll take a potato chip *hehehhuheuhheuh* and EAT IT ✨✨"
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
don't have to fight it anymore because the only place it's streaming right now is fuCKIN HULU AND I DONT HAVE THAT I JUST I JUST WANTED TO WATCH IT AAAAUUUGHGHH
It's been a day 😇
It's been a day 😇
chat I just heard a rumor that my job is soon going to be heavily integrated with the ordering ai that shit companies like walm*rt uses
I am going to burn down the building
I am going to burn down the building
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
chat I just heard a rumor that my job is soon going to be heavily integrated with the ordering ai that shit companies like walm*rt uses
I am going to burn down the building
I am going to burn down the building
Reposted by ❄️samus❄️
Mob Pyscho 100 - Be a good person.
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Mob Pyscho 100 - Be a good person.
Fighting the annual urge to rewatch Death Note
a close up of a person 's sleeve with chinese writing
Alt: Gif from Death Note anime, Light dramatically removing a potato chip from a chip bag and taking a dramatic bite out of it
"And I'll take a potato chip *hehehhuheuhheuh* and EAT IT ✨✨"
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Fighting the annual urge to rewatch Death Note
guys my wrists are so dry, they hurt so bad 😭
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 AM
guys my wrists are so dry, they hurt so bad 😭
*checking the hour on my tamagotchi like it's an old-timey pocket watch*
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
*checking the hour on my tamagotchi like it's an old-timey pocket watch*
face reveal, wrong answers only ✨
January 22, 2026 at 9:12 PM
face reveal, wrong answers only ✨
Me and my popcorn socks against the world today 🍿
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Me and my popcorn socks against the world today 🍿
Checked my town's fb page just for funsies
Someone posted a picture of a car driving around town with a very obvious hate symbol sticker
Comments are all "u mad bro? lolol I have the same sticker lolol looks like my tattoo lololol"
I just. Want to go back to when they were afraid. Like. Damn.
Someone posted a picture of a car driving around town with a very obvious hate symbol sticker
Comments are all "u mad bro? lolol I have the same sticker lolol looks like my tattoo lololol"
I just. Want to go back to when they were afraid. Like. Damn.
a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
Alt: The meme from Futurama of Professor Farnsworth saying "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Checked my town's fb page just for funsies
Someone posted a picture of a car driving around town with a very obvious hate symbol sticker
Comments are all "u mad bro? lolol I have the same sticker lolol looks like my tattoo lololol"
I just. Want to go back to when they were afraid. Like. Damn.
Someone posted a picture of a car driving around town with a very obvious hate symbol sticker
Comments are all "u mad bro? lolol I have the same sticker lolol looks like my tattoo lololol"
I just. Want to go back to when they were afraid. Like. Damn.
I would like to have one (1) hyperfixation right now, as a treat 🥺
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I would like to have one (1) hyperfixation right now, as a treat 🥺
The surface climb was the closest I've come to quitting something in Silksong.
I didn't realize how close I was every time I rage quit, until I finally finished it. 😊
I didn't realize how close I was every time I rage quit, until I finally finished it. 😊
a cartoon character is surrounded by a bunch of vases
Alt: Hornet and the Bell Beast doing zoomies in a pile of bells
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 AM
The surface climb was the closest I've come to quitting something in Silksong.
I didn't realize how close I was every time I rage quit, until I finally finished it. 😊
I didn't realize how close I was every time I rage quit, until I finally finished it. 😊
Reposted by ❄️samus❄️
Got some skyr yogurt in at work and from what I understand, that food is the reason for Skyrim being named Skyrim, right?
I wanna try it but it's five bucks for a little thing 😂
I wanna try it but it's five bucks for a little thing 😂
a screenshot of a video game shows a yellow object on a rock
Alt: Skyrim in first person pov of a player taking a wheel of cheese and yeeting it off a bridge into the river below
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Got some skyr yogurt in at work and from what I understand, that food is the reason for Skyrim being named Skyrim, right?
I wanna try it but it's five bucks for a little thing 😂
I wanna try it but it's five bucks for a little thing 😂
So many people have poor spatial awareness and I'm getting to the point where I'm having a weekly crashout about it. And I don't even know why it bothers me so much. It just frays every nerve I have so quickly.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
So many people have poor spatial awareness and I'm getting to the point where I'm having a weekly crashout about it. And I don't even know why it bothers me so much. It just frays every nerve I have so quickly.
Reposted by ❄️samus❄️
Got less sleep than I should have last night because we were up a little too late watching One Piece. I cannot with this Water 7 arc. 😬
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Got less sleep than I should have last night because we were up a little too late watching One Piece. I cannot with this Water 7 arc. 😬
🎶I've been a yes man, 'cause I don't wanna know myself🎶
🗣️🗣️🗣️
🗣️🗣️🗣️
a man playing a piano on a beach with flames coming out of the piano
Alt: a man playing a piano on a beach with flames coming out of the piano
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
🎶I've been a yes man, 'cause I don't wanna know myself🎶
🗣️🗣️🗣️
🗣️🗣️🗣️
making homemade tomato soup and grilled cheese sammies for dinner tomorrow 🍲🥰
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
making homemade tomato soup and grilled cheese sammies for dinner tomorrow 🍲🥰
Reposted by ❄️samus❄️
Sizzlipede is pissed and you should be too 🚨
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Sizzlipede is pissed and you should be too 🚨
Forgot how hot water worked and took a big ol swig of my hot cocoa. Now my tongue is gonna feel like THAT all day :/
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Forgot how hot water worked and took a big ol swig of my hot cocoa. Now my tongue is gonna feel like THAT all day :/