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❄️samus❄️
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Sam-30-Married-She/Her
☀️♌🌙♎⭐♋
✨𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓵𝔂✨
📚: Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer 🏔️
📺: One Piece 🏴‍☠️
🎮: Metroid Prime Beyond 🪼
LOZ Echoes of Wisdom 🪄
Pinned
New profile, same #promosky 😊

🧠Baldurs Gate 3
🐑Cult of the Lamb
⚔️D&D
🐶Dungeon Meshi
☢️Fallout
🌲Gravity Falls
🎃Spooky
🗡️Legend of Zelda
🪼Metroid
🥦Mob Psycho 100
🦖Monster Hunter
👻Phasmophobia
🦭Pokemon
🍓Stardew Valley
🥧Supernatural
✨Tarot
👽X-Files

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it completely fell all the way apart

TACO BOWLS
January 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
making bootleg crunchwrap supremes for dinner, just straight pirating them wholesale
January 24, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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just put the fucking cocaine back in coca cola.

what the fuck do we have to lose at this point?
January 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Quote a gif with a clue of where you're from

betcha guys will never guess haha
January 23, 2026 at 10:24 PM
don't have to fight it anymore because the only place it's streaming right now is fuCKIN HULU AND I DONT HAVE THAT I JUST I JUST WANTED TO WATCH IT AAAAUUUGHGHH

It's been a day 😇
January 23, 2026 at 10:13 PM
chat I just heard a rumor that my job is soon going to be heavily integrated with the ordering ai that shit companies like walm*rt uses

I am going to burn down the building
January 23, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I can fix this
January 23, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Mob Pyscho 100 - Be a good person.
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
guys my wrists are so dry, they hurt so bad 😭
January 23, 2026 at 2:40 AM
*checking the hour on my tamagotchi like it's an old-timey pocket watch*
January 22, 2026 at 11:43 PM
face reveal, wrong answers only ✨
January 22, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Me and my popcorn socks against the world today 🍿
January 22, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Checked my town's fb page just for funsies

Someone posted a picture of a car driving around town with a very obvious hate symbol sticker

Comments are all "u mad bro? lolol I have the same sticker lolol looks like my tattoo lololol"

I just. Want to go back to when they were afraid. Like. Damn.
a cartoon of a man with glasses and a bow tie says i dont wanna live on this planet anymore
Alt: The meme from Futurama of Professor Farnsworth saying "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"
media.tenor.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I would like to have one (1) hyperfixation right now, as a treat 🥺
January 21, 2026 at 10:55 PM
The surface climb was the closest I've come to quitting something in Silksong.

I didn't realize how close I was every time I rage quit, until I finally finished it. 😊
a cartoon character is surrounded by a bunch of vases
Alt: Hornet and the Bell Beast doing zoomies in a pile of bells
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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November 8, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Got some skyr yogurt in at work and from what I understand, that food is the reason for Skyrim being named Skyrim, right?

I wanna try it but it's five bucks for a little thing 😂
a screenshot of a video game shows a yellow object on a rock
Alt: Skyrim in first person pov of a player taking a wheel of cheese and yeeting it off a bridge into the river below
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 6:57 PM
So many people have poor spatial awareness and I'm getting to the point where I'm having a weekly crashout about it. And I don't even know why it bothers me so much. It just frays every nerve I have so quickly.
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Got less sleep than I should have last night because we were up a little too late watching One Piece. I cannot with this Water 7 arc. 😬
January 16, 2026 at 2:10 PM
🎶I've been a yes man, 'cause I don't wanna know myself🎶
🗣️🗣️🗣️
a man playing a piano on a beach with flames coming out of the piano
Alt: a man playing a piano on a beach with flames coming out of the piano
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:10 AM
making homemade tomato soup and grilled cheese sammies for dinner tomorrow 🍲🥰
January 15, 2026 at 11:59 PM
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Sizzlipede is pissed and you should be too 🚨
January 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Forgot how hot water worked and took a big ol swig of my hot cocoa. Now my tongue is gonna feel like THAT all day :/
January 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM