Von Gulliver
@sambites.bsky.social
Titanic survivor π£
happy-go-lucky-pessimist π΅βπ«
husband, dog dad π¬πΆ
uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin'
OG-GenXer: I got hurt so you didn't have to.βοΈ
happy-go-lucky-pessimist π΅βπ«
husband, dog dad π¬πΆ
uncompromisin', enterprisin', anything but tranquilizin'
OG-GenXer: I got hurt so you didn't have to.βοΈ
Does Maslow know about this updated hierarchy?
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Does Maslow know about this updated hierarchy?
The way Incels project what utter losers they are onto others is fascinating.
February 1, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The way Incels project what utter losers they are onto others is fascinating.
Okay then why didn't/don't you actually show up in Minneapolis to protest? I appreciate your voice but your presence would have been better.
Remember how Civil Rights leaders marched? Enough with the talk show appearances.
SHOW UP Gov. Gavin! SHOW UP!
Remember how Civil Rights leaders marched? Enough with the talk show appearances.
SHOW UP Gov. Gavin! SHOW UP!
January 30, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Okay then why didn't/don't you actually show up in Minneapolis to protest? I appreciate your voice but your presence would have been better.
Remember how Civil Rights leaders marched? Enough with the talk show appearances.
SHOW UP Gov. Gavin! SHOW UP!
Remember how Civil Rights leaders marched? Enough with the talk show appearances.
SHOW UP Gov. Gavin! SHOW UP!
I literally get 0-3 likes on average here and it is kind of totally depressing but fuck X.
January 29, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I literally get 0-3 likes on average here and it is kind of totally depressing but fuck X.
Of course. I'm the opposite.
January 29, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Of course. I'm the opposite.
Fuck the MBTA. Their service is 100% unadulterated, unfiltered, homegrown total shit. Everyone in that organization should be fired and then possibly jailed for incompetence.
January 29, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Fuck the MBTA. Their service is 100% unadulterated, unfiltered, homegrown total shit. Everyone in that organization should be fired and then possibly jailed for incompetence.
I forget. I grew up in Boston so there was all sorts weird sayings.
Taint was for a woman's special area but on men it was called The Grundle.
Taint was for a woman's special area but on men it was called The Grundle.
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I forget. I grew up in Boston so there was all sorts weird sayings.
Taint was for a woman's special area but on men it was called The Grundle.
Taint was for a woman's special area but on men it was called The Grundle.
We used to call fucking with no lube "grunge fucking" back in the 80s.
January 28, 2026 at 3:01 PM
We used to call fucking with no lube "grunge fucking" back in the 80s.
You know what John Lewis did? Walked across the Edmund Pettus Bridge. You know what @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @kamalaharris.com did? Stayed away from Minnesota.
I donβt want to hear βGood troubleβ out their mouths again.
#ICE
I donβt want to hear βGood troubleβ out their mouths again.
#ICE
January 28, 2026 at 12:20 AM
You know what John Lewis did? Walked across the Edmund Pettus Bridge. You know what @gavinnewsom.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov @kamalaharris.com did? Stayed away from Minnesota.
I donβt want to hear βGood troubleβ out their mouths again.
#ICE
I donβt want to hear βGood troubleβ out their mouths again.
#ICE
Wow that looks soooooooooooooo deeeeeeeelicous! Thanks!
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Wow that looks soooooooooooooo deeeeeeeelicous! Thanks!
Minnesotans are HEROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Minnesotans are HEROS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pics or it didn't happen.
January 27, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
My nephews were like that with Callow and today even the saying that name gets my sister all stabby.
January 26, 2026 at 3:48 AM
My nephews were like that with Callow and today even the saying that name gets my sister all stabby.
You getting any snow there yet my BlueEyedTxn friend?
January 25, 2026 at 8:27 PM
You getting any snow there yet my BlueEyedTxn friend?
I loved the book and the movie. I had it on my classroom library shelf and kids loved it.
Have you read They Both Die at the End, by Adam Silvera? An awesome YA novel that my students (and me) loved!
Have you read They Both Die at the End, by Adam Silvera? An awesome YA novel that my students (and me) loved!
January 25, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I loved the book and the movie. I had it on my classroom library shelf and kids loved it.
Have you read They Both Die at the End, by Adam Silvera? An awesome YA novel that my students (and me) loved!
Have you read They Both Die at the End, by Adam Silvera? An awesome YA novel that my students (and me) loved!
Ok, the entire Heated Rivalry series meets every single solitary one of your requirements and is so addictive!
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Ok, the entire Heated Rivalry series meets every single solitary one of your requirements and is so addictive!
Ok Two Boys at Swim is AMAZING but not a happy ending. I love that book soooooooooooooooooooooo much!
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Ok Two Boys at Swim is AMAZING but not a happy ending. I love that book soooooooooooooooooooooo much!
Brrrrrrrrr . . . stay warm! Eat grilled cheese!
January 25, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Brrrrrrrrr . . . stay warm! Eat grilled cheese!
Started a protest at the end of our street. So many MAGAs yelled at us but most people honked in solidarity.
January 25, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Started a protest at the end of our street. So many MAGAs yelled at us but most people honked in solidarity.
When I wake up in my makeup
Have you ever felt so used up as this?
It's all so sugarless
Hooker, waitress, model, actress
Oh, just go nameless
Have you ever felt so used up as this?
It's all so sugarless
Hooker, waitress, model, actress
Oh, just go nameless
January 25, 2026 at 2:24 AM
When I wake up in my makeup
Have you ever felt so used up as this?
It's all so sugarless
Hooker, waitress, model, actress
Oh, just go nameless
Have you ever felt so used up as this?
It's all so sugarless
Hooker, waitress, model, actress
Oh, just go nameless