Sam Gordon
@samgordon7.bsky.social
I watch my shows. I read my books. I scroll my apps.
New England transplant. Jersey girl at heart.
New England transplant. Jersey girl at heart.
Get Joe Marler for Taskmaster like YESTERSDAY. #celebritytraitorsUK #traitorsUK
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Get Joe Marler for Taskmaster like YESTERSDAY. #celebritytraitorsUK #traitorsUK
I'm officially in possession of my wedding dress. T-minus 9 days 10 hours 53 minutes 30 seconds.
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm officially in possession of my wedding dress. T-minus 9 days 10 hours 53 minutes 30 seconds.
Happy #CelebrityTraitors finale day to all who celebrate! #TraitorsUK
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy #CelebrityTraitors finale day to all who celebrate! #TraitorsUK
Who’s going to be my “go kick rocks, bro” avatar now?! #Survivor #survivor49
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Who’s going to be my “go kick rocks, bro” avatar now?! #Survivor #survivor49
“6 of you will feast. 5 of you will not.” It doesn’t have to be this way, Jeffrey! #Survivor #Survivor49
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“6 of you will feast. 5 of you will not.” It doesn’t have to be this way, Jeffrey! #Survivor #Survivor49
Real talk: do we think Mamdani is seated and watching #Survivor live tonight? #Survivor49
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Real talk: do we think Mamdani is seated and watching #Survivor live tonight? #Survivor49
IT’S NOT EVEN 7PM AND IT’S PITCH BLACK. I HATE IT HERE.
November 2, 2025 at 11:53 PM
IT’S NOT EVEN 7PM AND IT’S PITCH BLACK. I HATE IT HERE.
Holy moly, it’s November. Hoooooly moly, I’m getting married this month.
November 1, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Holy moly, it’s November. Hoooooly moly, I’m getting married this month.
Joe Marler is fabulous casting. #CelebrityTraitors #TraitorsUK
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Joe Marler is fabulous casting. #CelebrityTraitors #TraitorsUK
Wait. After being out of town I’m finally catching up on Survivor Global — and Shannon and Caroline’s airing of grievances is speaking to my soul #Survivor #SurvivorAU
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Wait. After being out of town I’m finally catching up on Survivor Global — and Shannon and Caroline’s airing of grievances is speaking to my soul #Survivor #SurvivorAU
CBS production working overtime to ruin any and all credibility with all their decisions. #bb27 #survivor49 #TAR38
October 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
CBS production working overtime to ruin any and all credibility with all their decisions. #bb27 #survivor49 #TAR38
WOOF. Those were three hard hits in a row for me. #CelebrityTraitors #TraitorsUK
October 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
WOOF. Those were three hard hits in a row for me. #CelebrityTraitors #TraitorsUK
#CelebrityTraitors is giving me life. People playing the game. Consistently funny moments. More of this, please. #TraitorsUK
October 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
#CelebrityTraitors is giving me life. People playing the game. Consistently funny moments. More of this, please. #TraitorsUK
October 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“go kick rocks, bro” >>>>>>>>>>>>> “cinema” #survivor49
October 16, 2025 at 1:29 AM
“go kick rocks, bro” >>>>>>>>>>>>> “cinema” #survivor49
Haves and have-nots. We tried this in OG Fiji and it didn’t work then. Why are we doing this? #Survivor49
October 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Haves and have-nots. We tried this in OG Fiji and it didn’t work then. Why are we doing this? #Survivor49
October 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Yo, fuuuuuuuck cancer.
October 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yo, fuuuuuuuck cancer.
