Sam Gordon
@samgordon7.bsky.social
I watch my shows. I read my books. I scroll my apps.
New England transplant. Jersey girl at heart.
New England transplant. Jersey girl at heart.
Just finished s1 of #TheRighteousGemstones and Judy Gemstone is a freaky, freaky frog!
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Just finished s1 of #TheRighteousGemstones and Judy Gemstone is a freaky, freaky frog!
Started off the new year by messing up my Wordle streak, so 2026 is already a wash. Better luck next year.
January 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Started off the new year by messing up my Wordle streak, so 2026 is already a wash. Better luck next year.
Get you a friend who immediately texts when they find #Taskmaster Champions of Champions has dropped.
December 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Get you a friend who immediately texts when they find #Taskmaster Champions of Champions has dropped.
My cat just projectile vomited her cat grass. I love her so, so much, but man, is her brain smooth sometimes 😂
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My cat just projectile vomited her cat grass. I love her so, so much, but man, is her brain smooth sometimes 😂
So many folks I don’t know on Bluesky posting about the constant barrage of horrific, traumatic news. Saying the things I feel but don’t have the words to say.
I see you. I feel you. I’m with you. We’re doing the very best we can to cope.
I see you. I feel you. I’m with you. We’re doing the very best we can to cope.
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
So many folks I don’t know on Bluesky posting about the constant barrage of horrific, traumatic news. Saying the things I feel but don’t have the words to say.
I see you. I feel you. I’m with you. We’re doing the very best we can to cope.
I see you. I feel you. I’m with you. We’re doing the very best we can to cope.
Rob Reiner was one of those guys who just reminded me of home. Absolutely devastating.
December 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Rob Reiner was one of those guys who just reminded me of home. Absolutely devastating.
Jake Lacy Jake Lacey’d again in #AllHerFault, I see.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Jake Lacy Jake Lacey’d again in #AllHerFault, I see.
Jeff boomers closer to the sun each episode. #survivor49
December 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Jeff boomers closer to the sun each episode. #survivor49
Today was a weird, sad day. Tell the important people in your life that you love them 💜
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Today was a weird, sad day. Tell the important people in your life that you love them 💜
Jeff, we get it. You recycled an old challenge and put some makeup on it. #Survivor49
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Jeff, we get it. You recycled an old challenge and put some makeup on it. #Survivor49
I feel like a lot of millennials have older Spotify Wrapped Listening Ages because we’re trying to live in times where everything wasn’t such shit. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
December 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I feel like a lot of millennials have older Spotify Wrapped Listening Ages because we’re trying to live in times where everything wasn’t such shit. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
"You're an elder millennial just trying her best."
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"You're an elder millennial just trying her best."
Used "my husband" for the first time in real life. Felt weird but legit!
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Used "my husband" for the first time in real life. Felt weird but legit!
Saw a Bumble commercial and realized I married my last-first Bumble date the other day 🥹💕
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Saw a Bumble commercial and realized I married my last-first Bumble date the other day 🥹💕
Holy hell, I’m getting married tomorrow!
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Holy hell, I’m getting married tomorrow!
Get Joe Marler for Taskmaster like YESTERSDAY. #celebritytraitorsUK #traitorsUK
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Get Joe Marler for Taskmaster like YESTERSDAY. #celebritytraitorsUK #traitorsUK
I'm officially in possession of my wedding dress. T-minus 9 days 10 hours 53 minutes 30 seconds.
November 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I'm officially in possession of my wedding dress. T-minus 9 days 10 hours 53 minutes 30 seconds.
Happy #CelebrityTraitors finale day to all who celebrate! #TraitorsUK
November 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Happy #CelebrityTraitors finale day to all who celebrate! #TraitorsUK
Who’s going to be my “go kick rocks, bro” avatar now?! #Survivor #survivor49
November 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Who’s going to be my “go kick rocks, bro” avatar now?! #Survivor #survivor49
“6 of you will feast. 5 of you will not.” It doesn’t have to be this way, Jeffrey! #Survivor #Survivor49
November 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
“6 of you will feast. 5 of you will not.” It doesn’t have to be this way, Jeffrey! #Survivor #Survivor49
Real talk: do we think Mamdani is seated and watching #Survivor live tonight? #Survivor49
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Real talk: do we think Mamdani is seated and watching #Survivor live tonight? #Survivor49