sami sage
@samisagesays.bsky.social
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🏝️out of touch coastal elite 🫶🏼cofounder of Betches Media & Betches News 📚author of NYT bestseller Democracy in Retrograde 🎙️host of Morning Announcements
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samisagesays.bsky.social
While we're talking about Stephen Miller, may I call attention to his valley girl accent? You won't be able to unhear it
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At least not until they purge all those people on the grounds discussed today
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Something I’ve been thinking about
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Whenever someone asks if we'll have legitimate elections in 2026 I think of those math problems like "two trains are heading south, one at 30mph and the other at 100mph, which will arrive at the destination first?" where the slow train is democratic guardrails & the fast one is the Trump admin
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Looking forward to the stock market opening tomorrow and we, the normie public, get to find out one little clue about our president’s health status and whether his maybe-stroke is an open secret or not
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It’s upsetting how many bangers he has
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Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft excel
samisagesays.bsky.social
I have an embarrassingly large catalog of Trump quotes in my head and let me just say, that man has never once let a single synapse approach the remote possibility that he would go to hell or heaven to answer for his life… he either got a bad prognosis or a threat from Putin
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Can the Holocaust sue Candace Owens for defamation too
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Imagine if your boss closed your office for the rest of the week to prevent the release of information about history's most famous pedophile. That's what the Speaker of the House is doing.
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Now would be a great time for Barack Obama to serve Donald Trump with a defamation suit for calling him a traitor
samisagesays.bsky.social
I need Andy and a camera on Shari Redstone after last night's South Park
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Republicans in Congress could make this all stop at any time but instead the Speaker started summer vacation early rather than expose the elite sex trafficking ring that they've been OBSESSED WITH EXPOSING FOR AN ENTIRE DECADE... wtf is up with that
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he was out of Bear Stearns like 2 decades before they crashed
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Do any of the FBI agents who spent hours scrubbing the Epstein files of Trump's name have anything to share with the class?
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I'm fairly sure he wasn't a licensed broker and he needed other people to place his trades (at least as of @vickyward.bsky.social 2003 profile in Vanity Fair)
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Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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People need to stop calling Jeffrey Epstein a "disgraced financier"

The only thing he was "financiering" was a trafficking ring for wealthy old men to access underage girls
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Trump's dad wouldn't let him grow up to be an artist, so he became a scam artist
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Trad wives are just girl bosses with two jobs
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The one point I believe from Trump regarding Epstein is that he didn’t go to the island, but that’s only because he hates vacations, hates boats, and hates not being at one of his own homes