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Sam Woolley

Sam Woolley

@sammila.bsky.social

290 followers 390 following 1.2K posts

Pronoun: She/her. ‘good music’, dancing, imbibing, dystopia, mental health practitioner. Lives in NI. I have dedicated my life to not taking it seriously. Thanks.

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Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · 7d

1 down (passed), now shitting myself outside the dentist

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · 7d

MOT and getting braces on my teeth today, not sure what’s worse 🧐

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · 7d

Hahaha so happy to see this!!!

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Aug 29

Ha, I don’t know the song. So…shame on you 🫠

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Aug 29

Shame on me? Gary? Both? It got drunk, who’s ashamed now eh?

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Aug 28

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Aug 28

Bought this Gary Barlow wine because it was funny but it’s actually quite nice 7/10 #mightbuyagain

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Aug 16

Love the sun, this statement way less so.

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Aug 16

I often see kids trying to get odd jobs during the summer; babysitting, washing cars. They should add ‘fanning’ to their repertoire. In this weather make a mint!

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 18

She’s the hotter of the Peru 2.

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 18

Send me the photos

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 13

Barbie’s Heart or Toxic hmmmm

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 13

Ordered the mojito and a bottle of wine.

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 13

I told you I’d make it dry for tonight, that is all

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 13

Hail kitkat Jesus

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 13

‘Never mind Henry the eighth’….

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 13

Delegate, get the kids to do it and call it history 👌🏼

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 13

🤣🤣 he might also show you a video of a truck full of Rwandan tea which arrived yesterday. In fact if you ask to see that…bff’s and free tea forever.

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 13

Aren’t planes mainly Boeing? Or is this satire? Or do I just know nothing about aircraft industry?

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 13

It’s a wee one-off-er. Pretend like it’s 8

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 12

@staggerlee42.bsky.social @louiseann.bsky.social No rain tomorrow night for @brink so long as you are home and tucked up by midnight

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 6

I wish they would eat each other.

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Snooker the Wonder Pom! @lisapom.bsky.social · Jun 5

I read the deposition of that girl. I will never forget what was in it.

It seemed very real to me. I was sorry when the lawsuit was dropped. I suppose there was a payout somewhere. Or threats to that poor thing.

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 6

I never thought I’d say this but I’m addicted to Roblox. #growagarden

Sam Woolley @sammila.bsky.social · Jun 3

Now now stop that, leave the slagging to the professionals