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Sammi Lanzetta
@sammilanzetta.bsky.social
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song maker/artist/one time a professor printed the words "comedy writer" next to my name on a pamphlet in community college
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · Dec 7
My first order as mayor is that all bands must shout “GUITAR” before ripping a fat solo
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 7h
Literally do not ask me to hang out until after this Amy Winehouse gig/script deadline I’m BUSY
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 17h
In more ways than one, Taylor Swift
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 1d
emotional af about a professor asking if i want to be nominated for this prestigious ass program omfg
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 3d
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my DMs
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 3d
Please know if you’re someone’s terrible boyfriend I’m out grilling you harder than you could possibly imagine to them. Like “stay tf away from Machine Gun Gregory”
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 5d
Sometimes I feel like flirting keeps me alive
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 5d
Having fun at the baby shower
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 6d
A brutal reality 🙇‍♀️
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 6d
wrote the lyrics "she's more adjusted than me because shes writing horror and I'm writing comedy" in earnest this morning
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 6d
Met my guardian angel at a show in the LES tonight (passed me his bottle of poppers because he sensed my good vibes)
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 7d
WE WORKED VERY HARD ON THIS AMY WINEHOUSE COVER BAND, OUR BARITONE SAX IS COOKING, THE BAND IS HOT!! COME THROUGH BROOKLYN !!1!!!!!!1
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 11d
when my friends tell me that whatever terrible job/circumstance we met under made it all worth it since we get to know each other
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a beard .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a beard .
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 12d
*I'm a fool to do your dirty work comes on at a party and I'm about to bother everyone around me voice* haha do you want to hear a FUN FACT about ME and my LOWER BACK
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 12d
Many such cases
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 12d
It works and is make my ass huge you’re welcome America
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 12d
at every show I play I'm just going to start doing a fake "everyone please welcome zohran mamdani to the stage" until he feels pressured into coming to a sammi lanzetta rock and roll concert
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 12d
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 13d
I love my coworkers, I love my friends, I love my apartment, I love my dog, I love my band, I hate my script, I love m
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 15d
they should've emphasized how humiliating screenwriting is when i took those 2 classes in it
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 15d
coworker walked in and said "dont you wish we were smoking cigarettes inside" ... like... yes
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 15d
this guy asking me out on a date strictly because we share a common enemy... like sure what the hell
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 15d
kevin garvey cutting himself open to the beach boys
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 16d
Thinking about the time that drake bell told me verbatim “if there were a rapture? I wouldn’t be here right now”
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 16d
www.tiktok.com/@sammilanzet... no one understands the dopamine entering my brain via baritone sax right now
We play in Bushwick on 10/30
TikTok video by Sammi Lanzetta
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Sammi Lanzetta @sammilanzetta.bsky.social · 16d
i just finished the leftovers
a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .
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