Sammy Ouatts
@sammyouatts.bsky.social
24. 🇨🇮. nicheless.
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2025 was… a year to have lived in 😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 10:35 PM
2025 was… a year to have lived in 😭😭
yesterday i ate a salad and had the worst acid reflux and felt like shit
not only was i fighting for my life, i felt betrayed bc why is healthy food trying to hurt me
not only was i fighting for my life, i felt betrayed bc why is healthy food trying to hurt me
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
yesterday i ate a salad and had the worst acid reflux and felt like shit
not only was i fighting for my life, i felt betrayed bc why is healthy food trying to hurt me
not only was i fighting for my life, i felt betrayed bc why is healthy food trying to hurt me
im so excited for christmas tomorrow
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
im so excited for christmas tomorrow
do you ever look at a coin and wonder where its been?
especially if it’s older. i look at a rusty 1979 penny and think of the crazy shit that must have occurred in the same place as the penny
especially if it’s older. i look at a rusty 1979 penny and think of the crazy shit that must have occurred in the same place as the penny
October 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
do you ever look at a coin and wonder where its been?
especially if it’s older. i look at a rusty 1979 penny and think of the crazy shit that must have occurred in the same place as the penny
especially if it’s older. i look at a rusty 1979 penny and think of the crazy shit that must have occurred in the same place as the penny
A week ago, I almost died from a pulmonary embolism.
I’ve had shortness of breath for a while but I hit my breaking point and I started hyperventilating. Rushed to the ER, they found blood clots in my lungs and I had to get surgery.
Very grateful to be alive today. ❤️🩹 Take care of your health!
I’ve had shortness of breath for a while but I hit my breaking point and I started hyperventilating. Rushed to the ER, they found blood clots in my lungs and I had to get surgery.
Very grateful to be alive today. ❤️🩹 Take care of your health!
October 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
A week ago, I almost died from a pulmonary embolism.
I’ve had shortness of breath for a while but I hit my breaking point and I started hyperventilating. Rushed to the ER, they found blood clots in my lungs and I had to get surgery.
Very grateful to be alive today. ❤️🩹 Take care of your health!
I’ve had shortness of breath for a while but I hit my breaking point and I started hyperventilating. Rushed to the ER, they found blood clots in my lungs and I had to get surgery.
Very grateful to be alive today. ❤️🩹 Take care of your health!
first post in months— hi
September 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
first post in months— hi
a customer with an hermes kelly bag gave me a $1 tip today
July 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
a customer with an hermes kelly bag gave me a $1 tip today
omg this allergy season got me FUCKED UP. I am FIGHTING for my life rn
April 25, 2025 at 12:03 PM
omg this allergy season got me FUCKED UP. I am FIGHTING for my life rn
Today I start my new job in my dream city 🥹
April 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Today I start my new job in my dream city 🥹
finding the numbers and emails to reach and contact a hiring manager for these jobs is harder than life itself OMG
April 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
finding the numbers and emails to reach and contact a hiring manager for these jobs is harder than life itself OMG
I’m a self-made multihundredaire
April 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m a self-made multihundredaire
people asking and giving me worn-out advice about my job search makes me want to skin myself alive
April 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
people asking and giving me worn-out advice about my job search makes me want to skin myself alive
I hate sending emails and I don’t even have a job that requires me to do that
April 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I hate sending emails and I don’t even have a job that requires me to do that
twitter has become bigot central omg like what’s going onnnnnn 💀
April 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
twitter has become bigot central omg like what’s going onnnnnn 💀
THE ARTS AND HUMANITIES ARE VITAL
April 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
THE ARTS AND HUMANITIES ARE VITAL
I’LL GET OVER YOUUU, I KNOW I WILL
I’LL PRETEND MY SHIPS NOT SIIIINKING
AND I’LL TELL MYSELF, IM OVER YOU
‘CAUSE IM THE KING OF WISHFUL THINKING
I’LL PRETEND MY SHIPS NOT SIIIINKING
AND I’LL TELL MYSELF, IM OVER YOU
‘CAUSE IM THE KING OF WISHFUL THINKING
a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage
ALT: a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is dancing on a stage
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April 6, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I’LL GET OVER YOUUU, I KNOW I WILL
I’LL PRETEND MY SHIPS NOT SIIIINKING
AND I’LL TELL MYSELF, IM OVER YOU
‘CAUSE IM THE KING OF WISHFUL THINKING
I’LL PRETEND MY SHIPS NOT SIIIINKING
AND I’LL TELL MYSELF, IM OVER YOU
‘CAUSE IM THE KING OF WISHFUL THINKING
‘90s songs are so fucking good
ugh like it’s crack for the ears. i miss the ‘90s (I’m 23)
ugh like it’s crack for the ears. i miss the ‘90s (I’m 23)
April 6, 2025 at 7:54 AM
‘90s songs are so fucking good
ugh like it’s crack for the ears. i miss the ‘90s (I’m 23)
ugh like it’s crack for the ears. i miss the ‘90s (I’m 23)
i’ve been blessed with such a creative mind and imagination, like i have ideas!!! i wanna shift the culture and be an actual icon
April 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
i’ve been blessed with such a creative mind and imagination, like i have ideas!!! i wanna shift the culture and be an actual icon
I saw a video on how magazines and traditional media overall is dead due to social media…
but i feel like i know how to bring it back and still include social media. like idk i wanna write a plan and talk to someone
but i feel like i know how to bring it back and still include social media. like idk i wanna write a plan and talk to someone
Tokyo Toni Side Eye Meme GIF
ALT: Tokyo Toni Side Eye Meme GIF
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April 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I saw a video on how magazines and traditional media overall is dead due to social media…
but i feel like i know how to bring it back and still include social media. like idk i wanna write a plan and talk to someone
but i feel like i know how to bring it back and still include social media. like idk i wanna write a plan and talk to someone
I can’t be a politician. Omg imagine being Kamala Harris. How do you not crash out, seeing so much stupidity in your country with them realizing that what they’re finding out, you’ve BEEN telling them not to fuck around with.
I also imagine that this is her rn.
“I TOLD YALL MFs”
I also imagine that this is her rn.
“I TOLD YALL MFs”
April 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I can’t be a politician. Omg imagine being Kamala Harris. How do you not crash out, seeing so much stupidity in your country with them realizing that what they’re finding out, you’ve BEEN telling them not to fuck around with.
I also imagine that this is her rn.
“I TOLD YALL MFs”
I also imagine that this is her rn.
“I TOLD YALL MFs”
It’s snowing outside right now
I thought it was Spring
I thought it was Spring
March 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It’s snowing outside right now
I thought it was Spring
I thought it was Spring
let’s go ugly-dance in a club
March 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
let’s go ugly-dance in a club
veryyyy late to the game i know, but im listening to Rage Against The Machine for the first time and ‘Bulls on Parade’… it’s like they wrote that in this decade
nothing changed… shit, it got worse. ugh
nothing changed… shit, it got worse. ugh
March 24, 2025 at 4:56 AM
veryyyy late to the game i know, but im listening to Rage Against The Machine for the first time and ‘Bulls on Parade’… it’s like they wrote that in this decade
nothing changed… shit, it got worse. ugh
nothing changed… shit, it got worse. ugh