Sammy Petersen
@sammypetersen.bsky.social
Comedy man. Podcaster. Third thing.
Didn’t know you started an airline (just having some fun).
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Didn’t know you started an airline (just having some fun).
Sometimes I like to be a tourist in my own city - lugging around really heavy luggage and being scammed.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Sometimes I like to be a tourist in my own city - lugging around really heavy luggage and being scammed.
Sending my thoughts to people this month who haven’t heard of elf on the shelf.
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Sending my thoughts to people this month who haven’t heard of elf on the shelf.
I’m not going to share my Spotify wrapped so you’ll just have to tell me word for it - I’m really cool.
December 3, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m not going to share my Spotify wrapped so you’ll just have to tell me word for it - I’m really cool.
Donating my body to science but science have left me on read.
November 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Donating my body to science but science have left me on read.
Sorry I’m late. I could have easily been here earlier but I didn’t want to be.
November 18, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Sorry I’m late. I could have easily been here earlier but I didn’t want to be.
Feeling good! (Derogatory)
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Feeling good! (Derogatory)
This funeral could have been an email.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This funeral could have been an email.
Oh sorry when I said the wine was ‘corked’
I was asking if you took a cork out and was impressed.
I was asking if you took a cork out and was impressed.
November 12, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Oh sorry when I said the wine was ‘corked’
I was asking if you took a cork out and was impressed.
I was asking if you took a cork out and was impressed.
Hey Alexa, tuck me in tonight.
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Hey Alexa, tuck me in tonight.
There’s no legal limit on how long you can soak a pot for
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
There’s no legal limit on how long you can soak a pot for
You got time to clean, you got time to lean.
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 AM
You got time to clean, you got time to lean.
I mean a holster really is just a fancy gun purse.
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I mean a holster really is just a fancy gun purse.
I’m pretty hungry for someone who is constantly fed up.
October 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I’m pretty hungry for someone who is constantly fed up.
For Halloween this year I’m going as myself. It’s been a rough year.
October 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
For Halloween this year I’m going as myself. It’s been a rough year.
Do I do cross words? Yeah, SHUT UP. They’re my cross words *leans back*
October 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Do I do cross words? Yeah, SHUT UP. They’re my cross words *leans back*
Imagine being a King but you find out it’s of Storage.
October 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Imagine being a King but you find out it’s of Storage.
Human Nature are like the Wiggles for boomers.
October 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Human Nature are like the Wiggles for boomers.
‘Finding Nemo’ is one of the greatest modern telling of an abduction I’ve ever seen.
October 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
‘Finding Nemo’ is one of the greatest modern telling of an abduction I’ve ever seen.
I did the Melbourne marathon yesterday. Didn’t take as long in the car as I thought.
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I did the Melbourne marathon yesterday. Didn’t take as long in the car as I thought.
Not all heroes wear capes. For example: magicians.
October 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Not all heroes wear capes. For example: magicians.
More like daylight SPENDINGS
October 6, 2025 at 12:46 AM
More like daylight SPENDINGS
Slipping into something more comfortable (a coma)
October 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Slipping into something more comfortable (a coma)
I guess sprung has springed.
October 4, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I guess sprung has springed.
I’m filming my standup show next Friday in Melbourne! Why don’t you come along or share it with someone who might want to?
Tickets: www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:519...
Tickets: www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:519...
October 3, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I’m filming my standup show next Friday in Melbourne! Why don’t you come along or share it with someone who might want to?
Tickets: www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:519...
Tickets: www.comedyrepublic.com.au/event/38:519...