Sam M
sammyroll.bsky.social
Sam M
@sammyroll.bsky.social
Midwest grown, mom, cardiac nurse practitioner, Girl Scout leader, amateur baker, outdoor gardener and indoor plant killer, millennial, student loan survivor
Why are you looking at me like that hooman #cats
December 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
That snowy road divide every winter in the midwest small town #midwest #midwestwinter #midwestsmalltown #smalltown
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! I hope your holiday is lovely and filled with family, friends, reflection, gratitude and abundance 😊🦃🥧🤎
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just driving around, hopefully bringing a smile to some faces #halloween
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My annual birthday cake from scratch. This year I made an ice cream cake with a brownie base, then a coffee ice cream layer, then topped with a vanilla ice cream layer swirled with hot fudge #cake #icecreamcake #birthdaycake #homemade #fromscratch #coffee #icecream
July 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
CPR rebranded: mouth to mouth resurrection. (That’s the goal anyway right?) #CPR #Nursing #cardiology #bls #acls #medicine
June 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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June 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Gutting the Department of Education will impact everything from internet access to school buses.

Let’s not make it harder to learn.
March 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ooph I guess we’re all dead
February 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I guess this plant lives here forever now
February 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.
February 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Mr. Walz, I know you have a lot bigger things on your mind right now, but my fondest memory of any MN governor growing up was when @jbodyventura.bsky.social cancelled school statewide because it was “too damn cold.” Baller move. And it’s looking pretty cold tomorrow. @governorwalz.mn.gov
February 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What?!?!?! #stardewvalley
February 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When you’re a professional at work and after a couple hours of random crap you comment “well that was a bunch of weird side quests” and then everyone stares at your blankly, maybe you need cooler coworkers
February 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Science should be objective
February 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"
February 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
In February we Go Red for Women! Heart disease is the #1 killer of women (and men) in the U.S. But did you know there are health gaps and inequities between women and men including care delivery, efficacy, and data availability? Did you know these gaps are even worse for women of color? 1/2
February 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Keep reminding myself to look to the helpers.
January 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
What size is your kitty cat? Yoshi here fits nicely in 3T
January 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
PSA: Nobody wants a lungful of your perfume or body spray at the gym. I’d rather smell your BO.
January 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Me: All these homesteaders are so weird and backwards.

Also me: I love this new ceramic dutch oven I got for a gift and I can’t wait to start the seedlings for the summer garden! Oh it’s time to make more veggie broth from our kitchen scraps…
January 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Banana at work being sassy or it’s planned a trap with that stapler
January 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Finally got my holiday decorations put away, it’s always sad to do though. Maybe I need more sparkle and shine in my day-to-day life.
January 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
But I’d like my coffee refilled #cats #coffee #coffeeblockers
January 17, 2025 at 6:06 PM