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Sam
@samonchar.bsky.social
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Writer of puns. Charity fundraiser. Fan of live comedy, theatre & music. Leeds United fanatic - MOT / ALAW
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Sam @samonchar.bsky.social · Aug 21
#LunchPun
My friend asked if I would like to buy her incomplete Monopoly set where one set of cards was missing. I said ‘no chance’.
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Patatas Bravasheart
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November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Tapas the Dutchie
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November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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We’re jamon, we’re jamon…hope you like jamon too
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November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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This is Spinal Tapas
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a skeleton tank top .
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November 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Starfish Trek III: The Perch For Spock
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November 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Ha Tuna Matata
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November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Sole Man
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November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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Hake Me Up Before You Go Go
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November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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There’s Something A Trout Mary
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November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Guppy Love
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November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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This Eel’s On Fire
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November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Never Mind the Pollocks…Here’s the Sex Pistols
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November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Magic Pike
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November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Number 9 Bream
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November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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The World According to Carp
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November 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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A librarian’s creative shelving!
(Read the titles from left to right)
November 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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Bette Davis Pies
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November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Mash Gordon
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November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Spotted Dick Tracy
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November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Chips Don’t Lie
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November 21, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I’ll Crumble 4 Ya
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November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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SouperTrooper
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November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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#LunchPun
I put all my joke books into a keg. That was a barrel of laughs.
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I’m pretty good at sending distress signals. I just have a flare for it.
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Is BritVic There?
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November 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM