Sam "A Cursed Horse" Rae
@samrae.bsky.social
he/him
Host of Contrived & Insufferable
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Please let me know if/how you're using AI so I can block you and get on with my life.
Host of Contrived & Insufferable
Contrivedpod.com
Please let me know if/how you're using AI so I can block you and get on with my life.
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contrived & insufferable – an improv podcast
contrivedpod.com
We're recording more Contrived & Insufferable soon.
If you have any topics or anything you want to tell us, please email : hello at contrivedpod dot com
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For intro submissions: contrivedpod.com/intros
For game suggestions: contrivedpod.com/games
If you have any topics or anything you want to tell us, please email : hello at contrivedpod dot com
(excuse the obfuscation)
For intro submissions: contrivedpod.com/intros
For game suggestions: contrivedpod.com/games
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This was made because of a conversation from discord. @stellartim.bsky.social @samrae.bsky.social (i’m too scared of Ben to tag him, i’ve not been there for a stream with him yet so he is ephemeral and slightly intimidating and i’m scared of making people i don’t know uncomfortable)
January 19, 2026 at 2:47 AM
This was made because of a conversation from discord. @stellartim.bsky.social @samrae.bsky.social (i’m too scared of Ben to tag him, i’ve not been there for a stream with him yet so he is ephemeral and slightly intimidating and i’m scared of making people i don’t know uncomfortable)
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It's a rescheduled Saturday stream! Join @samrae.bsky.social and I at 12 UK time today for some more Euro Trucking! www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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January 17, 2026 at 10:35 AM
It's a rescheduled Saturday stream! Join @samrae.bsky.social and I at 12 UK time today for some more Euro Trucking! www.twitch.tv/TheBrothersM...
I misunderstood a slang name for something and now I'm on my way to the club having snorted a huge line of molybdenum.
January 16, 2026 at 11:10 AM
I misunderstood a slang name for something and now I'm on my way to the club having snorted a huge line of molybdenum.
I like to think that Jared Harris has a lovely singing voice.
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I like to think that Jared Harris has a lovely singing voice.
Expert Level Riddle:
In your town there are two cobblers. One of them has nice shoes and the other walks around barefoot screaming that he's "trapped in a riddle" and "every time I die I just wake up back in this fucking riddle town with you cunts". Which cobbler makes the best shoes?
In your town there are two cobblers. One of them has nice shoes and the other walks around barefoot screaming that he's "trapped in a riddle" and "every time I die I just wake up back in this fucking riddle town with you cunts". Which cobbler makes the best shoes?
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Expert Level Riddle:
In your town there are two cobblers. One of them has nice shoes and the other walks around barefoot screaming that he's "trapped in a riddle" and "every time I die I just wake up back in this fucking riddle town with you cunts". Which cobbler makes the best shoes?
In your town there are two cobblers. One of them has nice shoes and the other walks around barefoot screaming that he's "trapped in a riddle" and "every time I die I just wake up back in this fucking riddle town with you cunts". Which cobbler makes the best shoes?
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After the barron waste of December, regular Sunday Streams return! @samrae.bsky.social and I will be returning to the tranquility of the forests, and ruining them, in Fa Simulator 25!
Starting at 4pm UK time!
Starting at 4pm UK time!
a forest with trees and ferns and a green background that says ' evergreen '
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January 4, 2026 at 12:58 PM
After the barron waste of December, regular Sunday Streams return! @samrae.bsky.social and I will be returning to the tranquility of the forests, and ruining them, in Fa Simulator 25!
Starting at 4pm UK time!
Starting at 4pm UK time!
Nixon would've loved TikTok.
December 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Nixon would've loved TikTok.
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I'm still trapped in Christmas Show land today but @samrae.bsky.social will be streaming over on his channel at our usual time, 4pm UK, so go get your fix there!
Twitch.tv/contrivedpod...
Twitch.tv/contrivedpod...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
Twitch.tv
December 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I'm still trapped in Christmas Show land today but @samrae.bsky.social will be streaming over on his channel at our usual time, 4pm UK, so go get your fix there!
Twitch.tv/contrivedpod...
Twitch.tv/contrivedpod...
If campanologists were into photography they'd take one photo of every possible pose from every possible angle and then declare photography "complete".
December 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If campanologists were into photography they'd take one photo of every possible pose from every possible angle and then declare photography "complete".
Hey @stellartim.bsky.social I found a zone where you... if you were in a zone ... if they put you in a zone and you were supposed to be in that zone ... hey if there was a zone where... if you were a zone and the zone... wait... hey Tim there's a zone where you should be in the zone...
December 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Hey @stellartim.bsky.social I found a zone where you... if you were in a zone ... if they put you in a zone and you were supposed to be in that zone ... hey if there was a zone where... if you were a zone and the zone... wait... hey Tim there's a zone where you should be in the zone...
As Tim and I won't be streaming at our usual time on the MereBros channel, I will be, heroically, streaming some PowerWash Simulator 2 at 16:00 UK Time
www.twitch.tv/contrivedpod...
www.twitch.tv/contrivedpod...
ContrivedPodLive - Twitch
improv podcast // stream every Sunday // @samraelive @erinenfys
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November 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
As Tim and I won't be streaming at our usual time on the MereBros channel, I will be, heroically, streaming some PowerWash Simulator 2 at 16:00 UK Time
www.twitch.tv/contrivedpod...
www.twitch.tv/contrivedpod...
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Its time for an argument! Join @samrae.bsky.social and I in RV There Yet? A game where you doing and smoke your way through the majesty of nature. LIVE NOW!
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Its time for an argument! Join @samrae.bsky.social and I in RV There Yet? A game where you doing and smoke your way through the majesty of nature. LIVE NOW!
If you're using AI to make your dogshit voice overs for content,can you run it past your fucking ears to see if it sounds like absolute dick skin or not? Can you just give it a quick once over with that ball bearing you call a brain? You piss-soaked tea towel of a homunculus.
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
If you're using AI to make your dogshit voice overs for content,can you run it past your fucking ears to see if it sounds like absolute dick skin or not? Can you just give it a quick once over with that ball bearing you call a brain? You piss-soaked tea towel of a homunculus.
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It's STREAM 800! As a special Halloweekend treat it's a scary game that Sam and I will hate!
Join us at 4pm UK time today for Co-Op alien terrors in Species: Unknown
10 Points to the first person to spot when I become genuinely angry at @samrae.bsky.social because im too alarmed to be reasonable
Join us at 4pm UK time today for Co-Op alien terrors in Species: Unknown
10 Points to the first person to spot when I become genuinely angry at @samrae.bsky.social because im too alarmed to be reasonable
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November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
It's STREAM 800! As a special Halloweekend treat it's a scary game that Sam and I will hate!
Join us at 4pm UK time today for Co-Op alien terrors in Species: Unknown
10 Points to the first person to spot when I become genuinely angry at @samrae.bsky.social because im too alarmed to be reasonable
Join us at 4pm UK time today for Co-Op alien terrors in Species: Unknown
10 Points to the first person to spot when I become genuinely angry at @samrae.bsky.social because im too alarmed to be reasonable
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BEWARE THE TIME, IT SHALL KILL THEE!
Which is to say the UK clocks have gone back so stream is starting NOW! Were collecting skulls again.
@samrae.bsky.social
Which is to say the UK clocks have gone back so stream is starting NOW! Were collecting skulls again.
@samrae.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
BEWARE THE TIME, IT SHALL KILL THEE!
Which is to say the UK clocks have gone back so stream is starting NOW! Were collecting skulls again.
@samrae.bsky.social
Which is to say the UK clocks have gone back so stream is starting NOW! Were collecting skulls again.
@samrae.bsky.social
Come and join @stellartim.bsky.social and me now @ www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...
It's an hour early for you but not for us because time zones and day light savings?
It's an hour early for you but not for us because time zones and day light savings?
TheBrothersMeredith - Twitch
The Brothers Meredith. Games! Songs! Brothers! Every Sunday at 4pm UK and join Tim for the Games and Gams 7.30am UK Tues/Wed/ThursProfile art kindly provided by Doc! Follow us on Ko-Fi for updates: k...
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October 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Come and join @stellartim.bsky.social and me now @ www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...
It's an hour early for you but not for us because time zones and day light savings?
It's an hour early for you but not for us because time zones and day light savings?
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IT'S AN EARLY STREAM DAY!
I'm a plus one to a fancy event I'm definately not fancy enough for so we are starting at 1PM UK time today!
Come peep at @samrae.bsky.social and I with your peeping globes
I'm a plus one to a fancy event I'm definately not fancy enough for so we are starting at 1PM UK time today!
Come peep at @samrae.bsky.social and I with your peeping globes
a woman is wearing a fur coat and a sequined dress on a stage .
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October 19, 2025 at 9:02 AM
IT'S AN EARLY STREAM DAY!
I'm a plus one to a fancy event I'm definately not fancy enough for so we are starting at 1PM UK time today!
Come peep at @samrae.bsky.social and I with your peeping globes
I'm a plus one to a fancy event I'm definately not fancy enough for so we are starting at 1PM UK time today!
Come peep at @samrae.bsky.social and I with your peeping globes
Join @stellartim.bsky.social and me for some Medieval Dynasty at 17:00 UK Time. No doubt we'll be deforesting somewhere in eastern Europe.
www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...
www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...
TheBrothersMeredith - Twitch
The Brothers Meredith. Games! Songs! Brothers! Every Sunday at 4pm UK and join Tim for the Games and Gams 7.30am UK Tues/Wed/ThursProfile art kindly provided by Doc! Follow us on Ko-Fi for updates: k...
www.twitch.tv
October 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Join @stellartim.bsky.social and me for some Medieval Dynasty at 17:00 UK Time. No doubt we'll be deforesting somewhere in eastern Europe.
www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...
www.twitch.tv/thebrothersm...
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Due to Vigin Media being and ANUS it's an Uncle Sam hosted stream today with me on the video link, come marvel at his POV. LIVE NOW!
@samrae.bsky.social
@samrae.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Due to Vigin Media being and ANUS it's an Uncle Sam hosted stream today with me on the video link, come marvel at his POV. LIVE NOW!
@samrae.bsky.social
@samrae.bsky.social
So what's the deal with Domestika? You subscribe and you pay for the courses? What if you buy the course and the sub expires? Do you lose access? What did you buy then?
September 30, 2025 at 10:18 AM
So what's the deal with Domestika? You subscribe and you pay for the courses? What if you buy the course and the sub expires? Do you lose access? What did you buy then?
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Who else would you trust with heavy equipment on Mars other than @samrae.bsky.social and me?
I don't want an actual answer. Join us at 4pm UK for some Mars First Logistics!
@ianmaclarty.com
I don't want an actual answer. Join us at 4pm UK for some Mars First Logistics!
@ianmaclarty.com
September 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Who else would you trust with heavy equipment on Mars other than @samrae.bsky.social and me?
I don't want an actual answer. Join us at 4pm UK for some Mars First Logistics!
@ianmaclarty.com
I don't want an actual answer. Join us at 4pm UK for some Mars First Logistics!
@ianmaclarty.com
I can highly recommend Do The Thing shows. @splotkin.bsky.social and Iain are a joy to watch and @stellartim.bsky.social is there too.
Good news! Though Stellar Firma Live on the 7th of November is now SOLD OUT you can still get tickets to Do The Thing: Choose Your Own Musical on the 8th at The Actors Pub and Theatre. It's a fully Improvised musical adventure with live accompaniment and lots of me being bullied
TICKET LINK BELOW!
TICKET LINK BELOW!
September 23, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I can highly recommend Do The Thing shows. @splotkin.bsky.social and Iain are a joy to watch and @stellartim.bsky.social is there too.
Why do Hideo Kojima and that dicknut David Cage think that games are movies? Games is games, movies is movies and pretzels is the same, don't get it twisted, bro.
September 23, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Why do Hideo Kojima and that dicknut David Cage think that games are movies? Games is games, movies is movies and pretzels is the same, don't get it twisted, bro.
hey @stellartim.bsky.social did you hear that the 18th element in the periodic table came out as non-binary and left? Yeah they used to be here but now they argon.
September 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
hey @stellartim.bsky.social did you hear that the 18th element in the periodic table came out as non-binary and left? Yeah they used to be here but now they argon.