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youtuber, in theory
youtube.com/@SamScum
youtube.com/@SamScumLIVE/live
twitch.tv/SamScumLIVE
any pronouns
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@samscum.bsky.social
· Jan 21
pee pee poo poo
smokin that shit that have you kickin your legs like a dog dreaming it's running while you're still awake this shit ain't nothing to me man
February 3, 2026 at 11:47 PM
smokin that shit that have you kickin your legs like a dog dreaming it's running while you're still awake this shit ain't nothing to me man
trying a fun new alternative to enm called EVIL non-monogamy where i just manipulate and cheat on people
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 PM
trying a fun new alternative to enm called EVIL non-monogamy where i just manipulate and cheat on people
alright that's it I'm getting impatient each and every one of you owes me EITHER a heartfelt confession of your long-standing crush on me OR a long DETAILED list of every reason you don't have one
January 22, 2026 at 7:42 AM
alright that's it I'm getting impatient each and every one of you owes me EITHER a heartfelt confession of your long-standing crush on me OR a long DETAILED list of every reason you don't have one
i sub for women and i dom for men i am the great equalizer
January 6, 2026 at 2:43 PM
i sub for women and i dom for men i am the great equalizer
man nobody told me you're supposed to eat carbs ON TOP OF protein what the fuck this working out shit is all a scam by big nutrient to trick you into buying food
January 6, 2026 at 2:05 AM
man nobody told me you're supposed to eat carbs ON TOP OF protein what the fuck this working out shit is all a scam by big nutrient to trick you into buying food
hmu if you also didn't get a new years kiss we're all gonna make one of these with our tongues
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
hmu if you also didn't get a new years kiss we're all gonna make one of these with our tongues
hinge/maps split screen bc they refuse to just show how far these people are from me
December 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
hinge/maps split screen bc they refuse to just show how far these people are from me
i hate this stupid fucking game
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
i hate this stupid fucking game
given the steam machine uses off-the-shelf laptop parts and is gonna be priced like a normal mini PC i hope mini PC makers get really competitive with spec matching and potentially price undercutting it. if literally any of this happens it'll invalidate any complaints about its (potential) price
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
given the steam machine uses off-the-shelf laptop parts and is gonna be priced like a normal mini PC i hope mini PC makers get really competitive with spec matching and potentially price undercutting it. if literally any of this happens it'll invalidate any complaints about its (potential) price
the price will definitely be the make or break factor for the gabecube
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
the price will definitely be the make or break factor for the gabecube
80% chance Trump only said all that about Zohran so that once he opposes the regime even slightly he can frame it as those devilish leftists going behind his back pulling a nasty lil trick on him
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
80% chance Trump only said all that about Zohran so that once he opposes the regime even slightly he can frame it as those devilish leftists going behind his back pulling a nasty lil trick on him
i love being in last place and getting a star it's like the cia is telling me to shoot up the racetrack
November 14, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i love being in last place and getting a star it's like the cia is telling me to shoot up the racetrack
steam deck xbox.... steam deck oculus quest...
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
steam deck xbox.... steam deck oculus quest...
highlight of my life rn is waiting for packages
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
highlight of my life rn is waiting for packages
sad i missed halloween this year (i despise being employed) but i will be keeping some costume ideas to potentially return to next year
these include:
marshall lee adventure time
allan smiling friend
mario (for the 50th time)
slutty mario
these include:
marshall lee adventure time
allan smiling friend
mario (for the 50th time)
slutty mario
November 6, 2025 at 7:28 PM
sad i missed halloween this year (i despise being employed) but i will be keeping some costume ideas to potentially return to next year
these include:
marshall lee adventure time
allan smiling friend
mario (for the 50th time)
slutty mario
these include:
marshall lee adventure time
allan smiling friend
mario (for the 50th time)
slutty mario
hey bro mind if i jerk it to some of the pics on your profile. oh no nothing weird lol you're just really hot. cool thanks big dawg
October 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
hey bro mind if i jerk it to some of the pics on your profile. oh no nothing weird lol you're just really hot. cool thanks big dawg
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ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old
guys i might've fucked up my hair honest feedback only in chat don't lie about it i can handle it if it looks bad just say so but also if you say so i'll lose my shit i'll actually fly off the handle i'll go fucking balistic don't ever say that twitch.tv/samscumlive or youtube.com/@samscumlive/live
scary fish game 😱
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October 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
guys i might've fucked up my hair honest feedback only in chat don't lie about it i can handle it if it looks bad just say so but also if you say so i'll lose my shit i'll actually fly off the handle i'll go fucking balistic don't ever say that twitch.tv/samscumlive or youtube.com/@samscumlive/live
wonder man might be really good but I've said that based on the trailers of a lot of recent marvel projects that haven't lived up to it
October 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
wonder man might be really good but I've said that based on the trailers of a lot of recent marvel projects that haven't lived up to it
FIFTY PERCENT OFF COUPON AT OUR STORE oh also it's a max of $5 off and we don't sell anything for less than $70
October 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
FIFTY PERCENT OFF COUPON AT OUR STORE oh also it's a max of $5 off and we don't sell anything for less than $70
if you're up this late you're one of the cool kids that means you get to come watch me play evil fishing
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OR
twitch.tv/samscumlive
pick your choose
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OR
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October 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
if you're up this late you're one of the cool kids that means you get to come watch me play evil fishing
youtube.com/@SamScumLIVE/live
OR
twitch.tv/samscumlive
pick your choose
youtube.com/@SamScumLIVE/live
OR
twitch.tv/samscumlive
pick your choose
i hope the adoption of eSIM means a repopularization of the micro SD slot or maybe even a slot for these new mini SSDs rather than just another functional feature we're gonna start "not having room for"
September 26, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i hope the adoption of eSIM means a repopularization of the micro SD slot or maybe even a slot for these new mini SSDs rather than just another functional feature we're gonna start "not having room for"
just found out I've been using a big smart sounding word wrong but I'll never admit it
September 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
just found out I've been using a big smart sounding word wrong but I'll never admit it
looking into performing an interest in history for the female gaze any recommendations on any cool historical events to start on?
September 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
looking into performing an interest in history for the female gaze any recommendations on any cool historical events to start on?
ah yes because this is definitely the one single most child-like thing i do
working out is so embarrassing. why am i taking my shirt off in the mirror to check if my muscles have grown much bigger what am i fucking twelve
September 16, 2025 at 8:40 AM
ah yes because this is definitely the one single most child-like thing i do