Sam Spritzer
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Sam Spritzer
@samspritzer.bsky.social
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Chief Relaxation Officer at Permanent Vacation, LLC and proud Independent with centrist views whose opinion is his own and only his own.
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Never Forgotten...EVER!
Unfortunately, Charlie Kirk's assassination is consistent with the use of the Second Amendment because he expressed his rights consistent with the First Amendment. The real question is did the Founding Fathers anticipate society would evolve to what it is today when they wrote them...
Unfortunately, Charlie Kirk's assassination is consistent with the use of the Second Amendment because he expressed his rights consistent with the First Amendment. The real question is did the Founding Fathers anticipate society would evolve to what it is today when they wrote them...
Dear Wall Street....Please stop buying TACOs. They are giving my retirement accounts too much gas.😶‍🌫️
"Vance says Roberts is ‘profoundly wrong’ about judiciary’s role to check executive branch"

Does JD stand for Juvenile Disgrace?
Just when I thought Don Sr's word salad came from the fact he never made it past 5th grade, Don Jr. has shown us he never made it out of day care...
Boohoo....what a bunch of crybabies......
Whazamattie dumbblonde press sec....can't stand the truth??? Tell your dumbboss to get a clue....and a life.....
Knocking on the door to heaven??? No answer.....
Try hell instead...
The 21st century version of the Keystone Kops...
BREAKING: Trump just pretended that he knows "nothing about" the leaked texts from Pete Hegseth, an hour after the White House admitted it. Then he blames The Atlantic.
The 21st century version of the Keystone Kops...
The 21st century version of the Keystone Kops....
I hope supporters of #KingOrangutan are happy about his decision to raise tariffs on Mexico, Canada and China. I also hope those that are retired are looking forward to going back to work.
King Orangutan and the Juvenile Douchebag have just redefined diplomacy (clusterfuck).
I am signing an executive order designating profanity as the official language of the Trump Administration. The use of any other language will result in getting one's month washed out with a bar of Ivory soap.
As much as Trump is the biggest bullshit artist in the world about what he promised, we can assume selling citizenships for 5 million is just another bullet point in the long list of bullshit he comes up with. When he is done, the history books will rival the size of War and Peace. War and Bullshit?
The only thing we can do is think of all of the ways we can get rid of the scumbag named Trump. That is a much better dream than the nightmare he is.
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Let's just revisit the truth of January 6th, shall we?

This was not a peaceful political protest. This was a planned, coordinated, violent onslaught by Republican thugs.

Capitol Police Officer Caroline Edwards testified afterward, "I was slipping in people's blood." (1/3)
Its not even 24 hours and the worse thing trump has done so far is pardon the Jan 6 rotters (misspelled on purpose
Dear Trump supporter (aka MAGA),
So far, all we hear about is something that wasn't even mentioned during the campaign - Panama Canal, Canada and Greenland.
What about the prices at the grocery store?
Sincerely,
A real American who grew up in the days when we didn't have all of this shit flying...
Yet another project as Chief Relaxation Officer...it does pay to know your beers
#jigsawpuzzles #beer
Only 10????? That's as high you'll go? #corruptSCOTUS
This reminds me of the spoiled brat who stood tall and expressionless while his daddy was acknowledging the fanfare he so cherishes.