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Sam (Asleep)
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You should probably follow @samtherapy.net, that is where I actually post.

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For all my 0 followers please follow my re-created @samtherapy.net account thank u
June 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM
why does a company want to know who I want to have sex with you do not need to know this
June 18, 2025 at 10:13 PM
CW:

I love finance “”””””influencers”””””” predicting 7000 of the past 2 economic recessions this time it will definitely happen just 2 more weeks before there is an official recession

Even if the statistics would actually show a recession they would probably just cook the books so there [1/2]
June 16, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Objective journalism is a myth when people say they want objective journalism they just want someone to write something that comes to the conclusion they agree with by means they agree with
June 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
if Ferrari wins Le Mans again for the third year in a row I will cry
June 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
vote for the samme party and we will cut the cancer from society yes that also includes myself
June 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Did something happen yet
June 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
For any of my oomfies that writes or has to interact with Java every day, I now feel your pain
June 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
>Entry Level – 2+ Years

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT IS NOT ENTRY LEVEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
June 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Always a healthy market whenever a new IPO immediately triggers a circuit breaker
Yes I am mad that I didn't get any shares this time
June 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Java was not designed by a sane person to write sane code
June 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Reminder to log off and go do something else occasionally. The modern Internet is a machine that feeds on anger and contempt to keep you addicted.
Go read a book, play an (offline) game, go out somewhere, do something other than rot on social media.
June 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Putting my soul onto GCP (oh wait it's down)
June 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
With a heavy heart I must admit I was wrong about something.

I know I might lose followers from this admission but the truth must be known
June 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Broke: reading the news
Worthless: getting your news from Twitter
Woke: getting your news from tiktok or Instagram reels
Ascended: getting your news from seekingalpha
June 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Today was a terrible day but hopefully that means my tomorrow and Friday are less bad in comparison
June 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Time to test how Framework's support system works (my laptop decided after the last time I shut it off to stop turning on ever again)
June 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Another rejection email this time from the place I had a good interview with last week 🥲
June 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you ever feel bad about shipping something terrible to production at least you were not the Mercedes engineers at Le Mans who kept making cars fly into the air and killing several dozen people and made them completely abandon their race car division
June 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Tuesday I was through with hoping
June 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Hot take of the day sending photos of your penis to people unsolicited is icky and you should not do that
June 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
June 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
An Environmentalist Defence of Genocide
June 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM