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samuelpx
@samuelpx.disludo.com.br
plata-lander

a seed that births stability
You think that's the System you're using now?
January 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
eh o mais foda (mas eu achava mt
palha e meme esses skates alternativos que vc pegava)
January 6, 2026 at 10:45 AM
January 6, 2026 at 10:39 AM
gl! how did it go?
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
sempre que uma coisa meio assim vem pra merfolk eu penso "carai. vai endoidar e meter isso pra goblin n eh possivel"
What is this?!!? Whhhhyyyyy lol. Who is back there designing cards lol.
January 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
is winning side == right side here or?
January 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
divertido + controlΓ‘vel + tem no tony hawk
staying sane on social media is like riding a mechanical bull
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Megathread AntimemΓ©tica - "Morte do Autor"
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Roulando Bartes
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
tava mto de boa o dia li "deveriam ler Barthes" ---> resumo propedeuta de Bartes
January 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
January 4, 2026 at 12:39 AM
amanhΓ£ tem aniversΓ‘rio com mtos venezuelanos, jΓ‘ preparado pra loucura
January 3, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Reposted by samuelpx
YOU'RE NEVER GOING HOME by aglhrm
Short story about going back home.
aglhrm.itch.io
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
to querendo aprender japonΓͺs, me mande seus livros usados que eu te aceito de volta
December 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Keanu Ourives
December 31, 2025 at 6:53 PM
impossivel escolher outra, o bicho ev muito foda
December 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
career switching + working on croas-functional teams also gave me thia feeling, but grinding and headbutting stuff has its own special lessons, I feel
December 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
eu no international 3
December 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I think leftward, hard-comradepilled*
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
uh... teto is ceiling
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
FROM BABY STEPS TO GIANT STRIDES
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
#made-it: got offered 2-3 of those Interview-For-People-Who-Want-To-Scam-Companies-Looking-To-Hire jobs, pay is pretty good even accounting for illegal/fraud stuff. Would never accept being a fucked-up scammer but it's good to be asked!
December 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Reposted by samuelpx
CSS-only livesplit recreation (made in ~45 min)
lyra.horse/fun/livecssp...
December 25, 2025 at 2:21 PM
feliz natal. e vamos de jambrar uma torta de limΓ£o pro cafΓ©
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Reposted by samuelpx
WISHLIST MY GAEM!
You play as Val'ty, an "evil" 46-year-old alien mom accompanied by her cute, tiny, and fierce daughter.
Inspired by Turok, MDK and Chasm: The Rift.

πŸ‘½ Assert your alien dominance!
πŸ‘½ Unlock Val'gmentations!
πŸ‘½ Join the easter eggs hunt
πŸ‘½ Dance

store.steampowered.com/app/3860970/...
VAL'TY on Steam
Assert dominance in this Retro Reptilian oriented First Person Shooter. No humans allowed! GET VAL'TED!
store.steampowered.com
December 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM