Lord Samuel Thorn
samuelthefalseking.bsky.social
Lord Samuel Thorn
@samuelthefalseking.bsky.social
Pokémon villain OC of #RainbowRocket/ Mun is 35, Muse is 40/Dark themes on TL but no lewd/multiships with chem, lewd earned in DMs
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"I won't suffer anymore lies and blasphemy. I AM the true king of Galar!"
Name: Samuel
Age:40
OC Pokémon villain
Samuel gave a soft sigh.

"But for now....think it's time to have the kitchen send us up some breakfast."
[He kisses back happily.]

I wouldn't be opposed~
He chuckled, pulling Proton into a deep kiss.

"...We should do it more often~."
February 15, 2026 at 7:15 PM
He chuckled, pulling Proton into a deep kiss.

"...We should do it more often~."
Well, besides this, did you have a nice time?
"Lazy day for the three of us~. I think Blue is still passed out."
February 15, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"Lazy day for the three of us~. I think Blue is still passed out."
Think you did.

Not that I'm comlaining~
"Worked you too hard, luv~?"
February 15, 2026 at 5:36 PM
"Worked you too hard, luv~?"
How likely do you think they'd let me take today off?
February 15, 2026 at 5:26 PM
"Anything for my fiances~."
That's why you're the best~
"For you...maybe one quick round before bed~."
February 14, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Very happy pair~.
[He couldn't be happier. Kiss kiss.]
He chuckles, returning the kiss.
February 14, 2026 at 5:50 AM
"Naturally, luv."
"So gonna have your chefs feed us?"
"Exactly. Then the three of us have all day~."
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 AM
"Exactly. Then the three of us have all day~."
"We need to let him rest first."
He chuckled softly.

"Save it for tomorrow, luv~."
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
"For you...maybe one quick round before bed~."
Not even just a small thing before bed?

[He smiles, then sighs.]

Fine. I guess I'll wait.
"So...let's rest now and save our stamina for tomorrow~. The servants already know not to bother us tomorrow."
February 14, 2026 at 5:35 AM
He chuckled softly.

"Save it for tomorrow, luv~."
He blushes and hid his face.
"Oh, I think you know what kind~. All three of us."
February 14, 2026 at 5:31 AM
"Oh, I think you know what kind~. All three of us."
"What kind?~"
"And we love you too~. Ready for a workout tomorrow, luv?"
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
He chuckles, returning the kiss.
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[Proton grabs onto Samuel's vest to pull him down for a kiss.]
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
"And we love you too~. Ready for a workout tomorrow, luv?"
"I love my fiances."
February 14, 2026 at 5:23 AM
"So...let's rest now and save our stamina for tomorrow~. The servants already know not to bother us tomorrow."
I am, but you know me...

[He yawns and leans into Samuel.]
"I meant a group cuddle. I thought you were tired~."
February 14, 2026 at 5:22 AM
"I meant a group cuddle. I thought you were tired~."
You want to go all out tonight instead of tomorrow? I'm not opposed to that.
"Right here, luv~. Should we start celebrating early with all three of us in one bed?"
February 14, 2026 at 5:07 AM
"Right here, luv~. Should we start celebrating early with all three of us in one bed?"
I'm so tired... I need someone to sleep with.
February 14, 2026 at 5:01 AM
"That does not surprise me. Just be careful. Sodium is a silent killer."
"My treats are normally a cup of noodle."
"Exactly. But don't be afraid to treat yourself by frying the fish once in a while. Talking about pan frying. Deep fried doesn't belong in breakfast."
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 AM
"Naturally very proud."
"Now he is about to run Unova with me."
"His brother may have rebelled again my lessons but Rex actually paid attention."
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
"His brother may have rebelled again my lessons but Rex actually paid attention."
"I know he isnt, he is a good man."
"...Worse case, Rex isn't an idiot."
February 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
"...Worse case, Rex isn't an idiot."
February 12, 2026 at 4:59 PM
"...Hopefully it's not permanent."
February 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"Exactly. But don't be afraid to treat yourself by frying the fish once in a while. Talking about pan frying. Deep fried doesn't belong in breakfast."
"Yes, especially wish how lean it is."
"Won't bother me. It sounds healthy."
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"Much bigger work stuck in one place."
February 12, 2026 at 4:43 PM
"Won't bother me. It sounds healthy."
"Good, but I still want to bring my home dishes with me.."
"A little fat is still good for you. And fried is a rare treat with plant oils. I do understand balance."
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 PM
"Still..."
"We have a pool in the castle..."
"Hopefully not forever...hard to rule from a lake."
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM