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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 1d

Store leftover mask in fridge for up to 2 days.

Bonus Glow Drink (to enhance results):
Mix warm water + ½ lemon + 1 tsp honey. Drink every morning.
Let your skin glow from the inside out! ✨

I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 1d

Why it works:
Honey: Locks in moisture + fights acne-causing bacteria.

Yogurt: Gently removes dead skin for radiance.

Turmeric: Reduces dark spots + evens tone.

Lemon (optional): Vitamin C boosts collagen.

Tips:
Use 2–3 times a week.
Turmeric can stain, use a tiny amount and rinse well.

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 1d

1. Mix all ingredients in a small bowl into a smooth paste.
2. Cleanse your face with lukewarm water.
3. Apply the mask evenly (avoid eye area).
4. Leave on for 10–15 minutes.
5. Rinse with lukewarm water, then splash with cool water to close pores.
6. Pat dry and follow with your moisturizer.

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 1d

1 tbsp raw honey (antibacterial + moisturizing)

1 tsp plain yogurt (lactic acid gently exfoliates)

¼ tsp turmeric powder (anti-inflammatory + brightens)

½ tsp lemon juice (optional – for extra glow; skip if sensitive skin)
Instructions:

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 1d

Here’s a simple, 100% natural homemade face mask that brightens, hydrates, and gives your skin an instant glow. It uses ingredients you likely have in your kitchen.

✨ Glow-Boosting Honey-Turmeric-Yogurt Mask
(For all skin types – patch test first)
Ingredients:

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 2d

Trump eyeing National Guard for mass deportations in ‘26? As someone who’s got immigrant roots in my family tree, this hits like a gut punch. It’s not security it’s fear mongering. We built this country on welcomes, not walls. Time to vote like our stories matter. #NoToDeportations #Election

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 2d

10 push-ups per cliché crushed (“No pain, no gain? Try joy in the journey”). Brighten your hustle 🎃🧡 #OrangeOctoberOverflow #DailyDose

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 2d

Orange You Glad It’s Workout O’Clock? 
Color the World Orange Day? Infuse that pumpkin spice energy into your routine orange glow from a sunset jog or carrot fueled smoothie bowl. As the leaves turn and the week kicks off, let fitness be your simple rebellion against the ordinary

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 2d

Recovery? That cozy couch stretch after the kids crash. Strength builds in the chaos, you’re unbreakable. Who’s your fitness MVP at home? 🏡💪 #HomemakerHustle #EverydayEndurance

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 2d

Homemaker’s Hidden Strength: 

Shoutout to the unsung heroes juggling laundry, lunches, and life your body’s your ultimate multitasker. Today, honor National Homemaker Day with a quick home circuit jumping jacks between dishes, squats while stirring soup

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 2d

Fitness isn’t a marathon for elites, it’s the 20 minute sweat that powers your 9-to-5 grind, turning I can’t into Watch me. Fuel up post-run with a turkey sandwich twist lean and loaded. ☕🏃‍♂️ #MondayMotivation

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 2d

Monday Momentum: Fitness Fuel for the Everyday Hustle

Rise with the Roast It’s Monday, American grab that coffee fueled fire and lace up for a brisk walk through the crisp fall air.

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

exhale the weight of what was Here, meditation is no escape, but the hearth where wild hearts find their steady flame. Let the fence of now hold you gently, beyond it blooms the infinite.🍂🧎‍♂️

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

Will love to meditate here ❤️

🧘‍♂️🗣️ In the hush of autumn’s embrace, where leaves whisper secrets to the wind and mountains cradle the soul’s quiet fire, sit with the earth’s ancient rhythm. As a Breath Weaver, I thread silence through the veins of change inhale the gold of fading sun

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

journal your gains, sip herbal elixirs, surrender to stillness. Mine? A moonlit walk where muscles murmur thanks to the stars.

I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

In the forge of the gym, iron tempers not in fury’s blaze, but in the quiet anneal of breath and balm. As a Sweat Sorcerer, I whisper spells of sleep and stretch, for restoration is the rune that etches strength into sinew. Embrace the pause

I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

Shh… the real magic happens in the simmer, not the boil. As a Fitness Alchemist, I blend sweat with sacred rest because recovery isn’t lazy, it’s the solvent that turns effort into endurance. Honor your body today: foam roll, meditate, recharge. What’s your go-to recovery ritual? 🌙✨ #RestRevolution

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

Six years ago, I walked the winding road,
With dreams like seeds, in patience I bestowed.
Trust the process, whispered winds of fate,
For growth takes time, the harvest won't be late.

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

3. Lentil Curry with Sweet Potato & Spinach Pre-Gym Potion: Plant-powered carbs from sweet spuds sustain long flows, with lentils’ fiber for gut-gold 90mins out. Post-Gym Elixir: 20g complete protein + iron-rich greens oxygenate muscles for tomorrow’s triumph. Coconut milk swirl for creaminess! 🌿🍠

I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

2. Turkey Stir-Fry with Brown Rice & Broccoli Pre-Gym Potion: Lean turkey’s tryptophan + rice’s steady energy curbs hunger, powering HIIT hexes 1-2hrs prior
Post-Gym Elixir: 25g protein + cruciferous crunch fights inflammation, restoring the cauldron in under 30g carbs. Spice it fierce! 🦃🥦

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

1. Grilled Salmon with Quinoa & Asparagus Pre-Gym Potion: Omega-3s + complex carbs fuel endurance without the crash—ideal 2hrs before for fatty acid flow. Post-Gym Elixir: Repairs micro-tears with 30g protein, while quinoa replenishes glycogen. Brew it with lemon zest for zing! 🐟🌾 #SalmonSorcery

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

Gym Fuel for the Forge
As a Fitness Alchemist, I brew supper spells that sustain the grind pre-gym for steady fire carbs+lean protein to prime the pump, post-gym for phoenix recovery, protein + anti-inflammatory allies to rebuild the blaze. Here’s 3 dinner elixirs to transmute sweat into strength

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

Shadow Squat Challenge
Dusk’s the hour for shadow work literally! Dim lights, drop into 3x10 bodyweight squats, whispering affirmations like Rise from the embers. It’s not just legs, it’s legacy building in the low light. Who’s forging with me post-sunset? 🌑💥 #DuskDeadlifts #ShadowStrength

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

What esoteric exercise elevates your evening ethos? Unveil it in the comment section let’s catalyze collective catharsis. 🌑⚗️ #NocturnalNeuromancy #HypertrophyHallows #AlchemistAfterDark

I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

Forge not merely muscle, but mastery—where delayed-onset alchemy yields the philosopher’s stone of peak performance. The cosmos conspires for those who court the shadows; claim your crepuscular conquest.

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I’mTheEvilInThisJungle👹 @samwilliams567.bsky.social · 3d

under lunar luminescence. each eccentric-loaded deadlift a deliberate invocation of hypertrophy’s arcane arts, cortisol’s creeping specter dissolved in the elixir of endorphin elevation. As a seasoned Fitness Alchemist with over a decade distilling sweat into synaptic supremacy, I decree

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