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The San Andreas Fault
@sanandreasfault.bsky.social
Kinky Fault Line. Get inside of me.
I could do a major earthquake today and nobody would notice
June 6, 2025 at 2:19 AM
For earth day let’s do an earthquake
April 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
today feels important for some reason...
January 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
teehee
Not today thank you very much
January 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
anyone who needs urgent #palisadesfire help please follow my Twitter, sorry no time to post on both
January 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Carrizo plain, pinnacles, golden gate national recreation area, point Reyes, need I go on?
Where’s your national park?
January 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I am Californias gold
January 4, 2025 at 8:22 AM
who are you again?
San Andreas Faults ego keeps getting so huge it's going to burst one day
January 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
this hurts my crack so much
⚒️Asked ChatGPT to "draw a picture of a subduction zone".
Some absolutely fantastic stuff in here... the more you look the better it gets. Gonna show this to my intro class and have them list "ten things wrong" with this picture.

HINT: its pretty much all wrong😂
January 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
you rang?
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:
9 liquefactions,
8 concerts bouncing,
7 structures shearing,
Six plates subducting,
Five Aftershocks!
Four seismographs
Three fault lines
Two tremor bumps
And an earthquake in a palm tree
@drwendyrocks.bsky.social
www.tiktok.com/@drwendyrock...
January 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Teehee
January 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Happy new year bitches
January 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
its grand finale day besties
December 31, 2024 at 5:10 PM
December 30, 2024 at 6:04 AM
yeah, I looked at you and now I feel awe-ful
I am awe-inspiring
December 24, 2024 at 7:12 PM
love hot lava in my crack
December 24, 2024 at 5:23 PM
you wish you old hag
Even the stars dance around me
Star trails from Cades Cove in the Great Smoky Mountains. Video from Tom Williams
December 24, 2024 at 12:15 AM
I snap in half all the time not a big deal
Wait Santa Cruz pier just snapped in half?!

x.com/NWSBayArea/s...
December 23, 2024 at 9:56 PM
why don't they ever do anything?
Sunday fun facts about me:

I have 29 active volcanoes, including 18 submarine volcanoes and 11 volcanic islands 🌋💁‍♀️
December 23, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Christmas earthquake drop an f in the chat
December 23, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Don’t post crack on main bro
@sanandreasfault.bsky.social looking dapper as usual, tho! 😁
December 22, 2024 at 10:17 PM
😍
What’s your favorite ornament on your tree?
December 21, 2024 at 12:39 AM
wheres the rest of you?
Aren’t i just gorgeous!
December 21, 2024 at 12:33 AM