Sandal Sage
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Rain is the sky’s reminder to slow down.

Not every drop is a problem...sometimes it’s just an invitation to breathe. #SandalSage

#Rain #Relax #DontStress #TouchGrass #Reality #WiseWords #Humor #Philosophy #Comedy #Observer #Human #Behavior #Quotes #Wisdom #Sage🖖
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they must.

The wisest at the party is the one you forgot was even there. #SandalSage

#Wisdom #Quotes #Satire #Reality #Irony #Humor #Observer #Human #Behavior #Funny #WiseWords #Comedy #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #Sage🖖
The Great Hive cannot give you an egg.
It can only give you a picture of an egg, for a price.
A true tribe is measured in steps, not servers.
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#Community #Connection #Reality #Satire #ModernLife #Irony #WiseWords #Philosophy #Relationships #Intimacy #Eggs #VirtualLife #Friendships
You stare at a puddle and call it the ocean.

You hold a spark and call it the sun.

You have been robbed, and you thank the thief.
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#Illusion #Truth #Deception #Philosophy #Irony #Reality #DoomScroll #Wisdom #Human #Behavior #Satire #Quote #Poetry #ShortRead #QuickRead #Snippet #Comics
Humans have built vast libraries on the "theory of mind,"

Creating a complex spell to describe what every social animal knows in its bones:

Your pain is my warning. #SandalSage

#Wisdom #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #Observer #Quotes #Survival #Irony #Reality #Relationships #Spells #Empathy #Fear
The Scent of Fear
Empathy is not a complex spell.
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You are so busy diagnosing the dream that you forget to be amazed that you are dreaming at all!
This isn't a glitch.
This is the main program!
You are just looking at it through a dirty window!
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#Dream #Reality #Mindfulness #Awareness #Observer #Human #Wisdom #Philosophy #Irony #Quotes
The Glitch in the Grandeur
Ever since they made the matrix movies,
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The only thing more dangerous than a predator is a half-built burrow.
It gives the illusion of safety but crumbles at the first tremor.
Build a whole burrow.
Or dig alone. #SandalSage

#Relationships #Situationship #Entanglement #SocialContracts #OneNightStand #FriendsWithBenefits #Wisdom #Satire
Dunno why I see Greta
When the next chapter begins,
your failures are not stains...
they are the context that makes the triumphs matter.
#SandalSage

#Healing #Wellness #LifeLessons #Motivation #Resilience #Inspiration #Growth #Wisdom #WiseWords #Philosophy #Human #Behavior #BootlegGuru #Survival #Reality #Satire
The healer is not afraid of your true count.

You round it down to survive; she asks you to round it up so you might live.

Let her have the whole number.

It is lighter in her hands than in yours.

~ Sandal Sage, Absurd Comforter ~

#Anxiety #Pain #Comfort #Reflection #Healing #MentalHealth
Georgia’s charm is sugar-coated steel.

“Bless your heart” can slice sharper than any fang. #SandalSage

#Georgia #Charm #Irony #Sarcasm #Humor #Funny #Satire #Comedy #Reality #Behavior #Human #Observer #WiseWords #Philosophy #BootlegGuru #SandalSage
We cannot fix the hive’s broken rules.

But we can sit.

We can breathe.

The only proof of need is the need itself.
#SandalSage

#MentalHealth #Wellness #SelfCare #Awareness #Healing #Calm #Peace #Mindfulness #Balance #Wisdom #Philosophy #Quotes #BootlegGuru #Human #Behavior
They do not care for shiny pebbles or glowing rectangles.
They care for you.

Dogs have mastered what we forget: love the hand that feeds, guard the heart that loves.

A perfect contract. #SandalSage

#NationalDogDay #BestFriend #Doggo #Pets #Companions #Love #Loyalty #Friendship #Wisdom #Quotes
Here. Your voice, folded into a shape that pleases the gatekeepers. Very clean. Very quiet. Perfect. Now go write for the hive. #SandalSage

#MFA #Scam #Conformity #AgainstTheGrain #Authenticity #Writesky #Readsky #Screensky #Booksky #Indie #Artist #Author #Musician #Poet #Creativity #Individuality
You call it “luck.”
I see one who watches the clouds, and one who does not.
The sky does not play favorites.
It simply rains.
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#BePrepared #Luck #Plan #Grind #Hustle #Motivation #Inspiration #Discipline #Focus #Resilience #Success #Preparation #Mindset #HardWork #Opportunity
The Freedom From The Glowing Talking Rectangle. It is a good value. Strong. Simple. Align on this—and then be silent under the sun.

#Sandal #Sage #Grind #Wellness #Health #Corporate #RatRace #Hustle #WorkLifeBalance #Detox #DigitalMinimalism #TechAddiction #Mindfulness #SelfCare #Nature #Unplug
You draw a circle on your skin and call it freedom.

You call the other days rules.

A story told to yourself that makes you weaker. #SandalSage✌

#CalorieCounting #CheatDay #WeightLoss #Fitness #DietCulture #Wellness #Health #FoodFreedom #BodyImage #SelfCare #Healing #Balance #Nutrition #NoRules
Do not fear the simple thought.
Fear the tangled one that says nothing.
One perfect grub feeds more than a thousand husks.
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#Simplicity #Purity #LessIsMore #Minimalism #Wisdom #Truth #Clarity #Philosophy #Quotes #Wellness #LifeLessons #Depth #Mindset #SelfCare #Focus #Value #Essence
The predator hasn’t even seen them. Yet the prey’s heart pounds...trained to fear the shadow more than the strike. #SandalSage

#Anxiety #PanicAttack #Wellness #Peace #Calm #Society #RatRace #Survival #Human #Behavior #Observer #Reality #Philosophy #Quotes #Wisdom #WiseWords #Comedy #Humor #Satire