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David Sanders

@sandinator2112.bsky.social

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I'm just a humble memer. I also write about video games sometimes. @phenixxgaming.bsky.social

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 4d

#promosky is apparently a thing people do, so:

- David (he/him)
- 30
- Disabled from birth
- AuDHD
- I write about video games sometimes @phenixxgaming.bsky.social
- will probably also be doing a podcast on Phenixx Gaming Soon™️ since people apparently like my voice
- will not hesitate to block

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 7h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and south carerrrd covfefe.

Point Blank Sandwich Hat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 7h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and govern yourself accordingly.

Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 7h

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 7h

exododus amogus 🧐

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 1d

that's government for ya; I'm sorry, friend 😞

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 1d

I was there... again! 👀

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 2d

as your friend and stream moderator, I mean this in the nicest of ways: [failure trombone sound effect from The Price is Right]

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 2d

and if you show up and decide to cause trouble, you're gonna have to go through me. 👀

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 2d

Write it down so you'll have it for next year. 😯

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 2d

Q: Why did Bruce Wayne cross his legs?

A: He had to go to the Batroom.

#FortniteShenanigans feat. @nidoash.bsky.social

A screenshot of the video game Fortnite. Batman is standing inside a toilet stall facing a toilet. I took a screenshot of this because it was an opportunity for me to make a very stupid joke, and I am morally obligated to take every such opportunity when it arises.

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 2d

if you ever need help building a computer from scratch and/or putting it back together, I'm your guy - @nidoash.bsky.social can vouch for me on that 👀

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 2d

or is she just trying to make absolutely sure you don't go on another trip without her? 😍

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Ashley 🏳️‍⚧️ @nidoash.bsky.social · 3d

Fortnite is a silly game, but it is incredibly fun for @sandinator2112.bsky.social and I

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 3d

#squad boutta hit the town (feat. @nidoash.bsky.social ) #Fortnite #FortniteShenanigans

A screenshot from the video game Fortnite. Four players are driving in an SUV in a Halloween-themed haunted forest. Batman is in the passenger seat, some (presumably) anime character is driving, and Ash (plus our other rando teammate) are in the back seats somewhere. Many shenanigans were caused.

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 3d

everyone else took the day off for Halloween, so you theoretically had a great opportunity to bring your Switch to the office, and you didn't take that opportunity? I really hope your job admires your dedication 😯

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 3d

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 3d

sorry I couldn't be of more assistance, this is uncharted territory for us both 😨

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 4d

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 4d

do such things exist? has science gone too far?
no, science hasn't gone nearly far enough

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 4d

I don't think this is a small thing to be angry about because it directly leads to us not getting the care, support, and respect we deserve. If people can't get step 1 right (learning and using the proper terminology for our conditions), then they probably won't bother to get subsequent steps right.

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 4d

you had better not leave her ever again 😍

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Alexx Aplin @alexxaplin.bsky.social · 4d

Millions of people in the US will be cut off from food assistance starting next week, which includes upwards of 40 million children.

Some good suggestions here for those able to donate to pantries and food banks.

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 4d

Of course it's okay, especially if I can kiss him back! 😍

David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 5d

I solve practical problems. For instance: How am I gonna stop some big, lean, socially inept Mother Hubbard from trying to sell me a digital picture of an ape that he insists is somehow worth six figures?

The answer? Right-click > save image as.

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 5d

Some techbros think they can outsmart me. Maybe. *sniff* Maybe.

I've yet to meet a techbro that can outsmart "right-click > save image as."

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 5d

To intentionally misquote Team Fortress 2's Heavy Weapons Guy: "It costs $400,000 to claim ownership of this picture of an ape... for twelve seconds."

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David Sanders @sandinator2112.bsky.social · 5d

I've got a Brother laser printer that seems pretty good for my use case. It only prints in black and white, but A) I very rarely need to print in color, and B) the scanner can do full color in case I need to scan insurance cards and such.