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Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.
Hope we don't get over confident nor complacent but team USA women's hockey looked FIERCE vs Canada today. If we keep this energy, the gold is ours.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Hope we don't get over confident nor complacent but team USA women's hockey looked FIERCE vs Canada today. If we keep this energy, the gold is ours.
So my assumptions were right. All doorbell cameras are just able to watch whatever whenever if they're connected to the internet. Cool cool cool cool cooool coooool I love being monitored all day every day whenever I leave my house
February 11, 2026 at 3:38 AM
So my assumptions were right. All doorbell cameras are just able to watch whatever whenever if they're connected to the internet. Cool cool cool cool cooool coooool I love being monitored all day every day whenever I leave my house
It never fails: mention someplace north of the Mason-Dixon line that has good tacos and someone from Texas or So Cal will appear out of nowhere and say "you only THINK you've had good Mexican food" as if other parts of the country don't have amazing immigrants making authentic food 🤣
February 8, 2026 at 4:21 PM
It never fails: mention someplace north of the Mason-Dixon line that has good tacos and someone from Texas or So Cal will appear out of nowhere and say "you only THINK you've had good Mexican food" as if other parts of the country don't have amazing immigrants making authentic food 🤣
I feel like the only person who routinely eats dinner at 8pm or later. Just finished dinner tonight lol
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I feel like the only person who routinely eats dinner at 8pm or later. Just finished dinner tonight lol
We are supposed to get snow anytime now and I dont think I can take anymore of this fucking cold ass bullshit
February 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
We are supposed to get snow anytime now and I dont think I can take anymore of this fucking cold ass bullshit
One day you're young and planning vacations with your friends. The next, you're 39 and plucking that one gray hair that grows in super weird at the front of your scalp while your wife books a hotel for her stay at Cleveland Clinic. Life comes at you fast.
February 1, 2026 at 12:41 AM
One day you're young and planning vacations with your friends. The next, you're 39 and plucking that one gray hair that grows in super weird at the front of your scalp while your wife books a hotel for her stay at Cleveland Clinic. Life comes at you fast.
Concentration camp by any other name
January 31, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Concentration camp by any other name
My birthday is always so cold. Currently 7 but feels like -3 with the windchill 🥶 making my wife take me to dinner all the same lol
January 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
My birthday is always so cold. Currently 7 but feels like -3 with the windchill 🥶 making my wife take me to dinner all the same lol
I've never once had to shovel the sunshine from my sidewalk. I've never had to spend back breaking hours getting the humidity off my car. Summer is better than winter in every way. I want to be day drinking on a patio, not hunkered in my home with a -7 wind chill.
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I've never once had to shovel the sunshine from my sidewalk. I've never had to spend back breaking hours getting the humidity off my car. Summer is better than winter in every way. I want to be day drinking on a patio, not hunkered in my home with a -7 wind chill.
I just wish the temps would get above freezing. I don't think that's too much to ask
January 28, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I just wish the temps would get above freezing. I don't think that's too much to ask
Being snowed in is not my idea of a good time. I'd rather be on a patio day drinking. I'd rather be on a beach enjoying life. I hate my enclosure. Going to go take a nap because I have literally nothing better to do.
January 25, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Being snowed in is not my idea of a good time. I'd rather be on a patio day drinking. I'd rather be on a beach enjoying life. I hate my enclosure. Going to go take a nap because I have literally nothing better to do.
What if this snow storm is a nothing burger and we get a dusting? Been waiting all day and the radar says it should be snowing but so far zilch.
January 25, 2026 at 2:06 AM
What if this snow storm is a nothing burger and we get a dusting? Been waiting all day and the radar says it should be snowing but so far zilch.
Idk which is more annoying before the kickoff: The rah rah Merica bullshit or the performative prayers from the players. Just start the damn game already.
January 20, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Idk which is more annoying before the kickoff: The rah rah Merica bullshit or the performative prayers from the players. Just start the damn game already.
I love fresh summer tomatoes. Winter hot house tomatoes are pure garbage
January 17, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I love fresh summer tomatoes. Winter hot house tomatoes are pure garbage
Going to bed early tonight with a belly full of enchiladas and heart full of joy. Going out with a friend was just what I needed 😁
January 16, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Going to bed early tonight with a belly full of enchiladas and heart full of joy. Going out with a friend was just what I needed 😁
One thing about me, if the women's room is full and ain't nobody in the men's? I ain't waiting. Im going pee. Idgaf
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
One thing about me, if the women's room is full and ain't nobody in the men's? I ain't waiting. Im going pee. Idgaf
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The only thing getting me through this week is Happy Hour on Thursday
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The only thing getting me through this week is Happy Hour on Thursday
Call me a liberal twat, but I think the people with guns in the streets and badges should have more training hours than the fucking person cutting my hair.
January 11, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Call me a liberal twat, but I think the people with guns in the streets and badges should have more training hours than the fucking person cutting my hair.