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Sansfield

@sansfield.bsky.social

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A fucking beast, a monster, insane, crazy. LIBERALS BEWARE YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE! DO NOT INTERACT IF YOU: - Dont eat yogurt - Are named Johanas - 1998 - ICAC

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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Oct 24

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 4d

i discovered a new animal, im calling it a throw-against-wall rat

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 4d

flirting vs sexual harassment

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 7d

i test my insults out in the mirror first to make sure they have maximum effect

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 11d

WOULD YOU RATHER: Watch all of Adam Sandler's 'Click' OR hurt someone?

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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 16d

i dont get how wordle works man what is this shit just when i think im getting it i find out theres numbers 😭 how do i get higher than 13

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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 19d

I just spent 2 hours dreaming about being forced to bake 2000 cakes or my house would be sold to a yeti and when i got to cake 3 i collapsed and the yeti leaned over me and said "i control the suez now!" then hit me so hard i woke up

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 22d

would you rather head from crazy dave or brains from a zombie

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · 24d

everyones talking about naming tobys character gaster or togore but nobody is talking about naming them effoc because i dont give e foc until i ☺☜☼😐 ⚐☞☞ 🕆☠👎☜☼ ✌ 👌☼✋👎☝☜ ✌☠👎 👎✋☜ ⚐☞ ☟✡🏱⚐❄☟☜☼💣✋✌

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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Sep 12

Thank you all for your support over the last week. With your help, I am now officially the Prime Minister of Nepal.

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Sep 7

I'm teaching a MasterClass on lying

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Sep 3

Can someone PLEASE cast "speak with dead" on Ronald Reagan so we can figure out where all the money is trickling down to

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Sep 1

there has been some insane accusations about me recently, and i've come here to put it all to bed. Yes, i did kill the delivery driver that was dropping off my triple-fudge brownie that i ordered for $32 at 1am. spamton pic unrelated

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 31

my new character, togore simpson

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 30

they made me in a lab outta glue and horse bones

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 30

When guys say they are “beating their shit” does that mean they are jacking off or are people demolishing their balls for entertainment

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 30

new banban character Roy Dismey

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 16

i have the pattern recognition of an ape on steroids at 3am discovering what a 'closed Walmart' is

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 15

new term im using "shouldve-been-lost media"

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 13

"Minecraft movie when they need glue: cuts to horse, then back to cast, then back to horse that neighs after a few more seconds" (THIS POST WAS GENERATED BY GROK™️FUNNY MODE)

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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 10

I've never seen an episode of South Park in my life and I just found out the main characters aren't named Eric Cartwheel, Mr Butter and Mike

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 8

sorting megamix votes has convinced me 85% of the internet is porn and out of that a full 25% of it is foot or my hero academia related

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Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 7

is ERP a subgenre of EDM just call it all rave music plz less confusing

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Aug 2

oh hey man! i spilt whipped cream on my foot can you help me clean it off aha... oops! i spilt it on the other one too ahahaha

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Jul 21

guy whos made of wet concrete: yeah so ive had a pretty good day i guessOHNO IM SETTING AAAA AAA AA A .

Sansfield @sansfield.bsky.social · Jul 15

i'm in my "all will be revealed" arc