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EvilGinx 😈

@sapiosiren.bsky.social

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Gin, Goddex of OSINT, Former Restauranteur, Tech Adjacent Office Lackey, Resumé Whisperer, BeepBooper of things I cannot talk about. Retired swer, emphasis on the Tired she/they/he. currently in southern minnesota

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 11h

😭😭😭😭

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 11h

Pretty sure I have a cold. I don’t wanna be sick on the weekend man COME ON 😭

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 22h

I just wanna know where they put my dick when they accidentally removed it during my early circumcision. Idc about the autism

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𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚐 𝙼𝚎 𝚃𝚘 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝙺𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚢 @celestephase.bsky.social · 23h

Are you today's date because you are 10 out of 10 😏

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 1d

Why, thank you! I think they removed my endometriosis and replaced it with audacity

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 1d

Told the dog in the car in front of me in the drive-thru line that I sure wish he had an owner who knew how to drive and lemme tell you this lady was HOLLERING

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Taylor 🏳️‍🌈𖤐 @awfulcreature.satan.social · 2d

Sparkleghost

A digital drawing of a sparkling ghost. Art by AwfulCreature

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 1d

My team has a haunted porcelain doll named Rebethany and I will be routing all my calls to her tomorrow

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 1d

Me: Today was a fuckass day
Nick: with no lube!

EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 1d

I just worked with someone who looked JUST like my husband when I first met him 11 years ago and I feel like am about to vomit

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 2d

How do i tell the cat i don’t need 5 stuffed animals, a cat toy, and a dirty sock, to go to bed

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 2d

None at all, pumpkin spice is my lifestyle

EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 2d

WOULD

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 2d

antifa's girlfriend is up in canada, she goes to another school

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 2d

The only thing I can engineer is my own design

EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 2d

Good to hear I didn’t miss much while I was in office lol

EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 2d

I can’t believe we’re in the middle of a civil war and I still have to go to work

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 3d

I guess my uncle couldn’t sleep last night either, and he just texted me that he stayed up all night taking a class so he could officiate queer weddings

EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 3d

I’m not too hot or too cold, haven’t had any caffeine since noon, went to the bathroom, very sleepy, not anxious, just awake. I have restarted my audiobook 3x at 30 minutes each.

What the fuck do I do now?

EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 3d

What would be like to just ✨sleep✨

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 3d

What would be like to just ✨sleep✨

EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 3d

I legitimately thought I was going to die of a heart attack the first and only time I used the whole packet.

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 3d

✨ balance ✨

EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 4d

Your honor it was a full moon

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 4d

That’s 8 shots total 😬

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EvilGinx 😈 @sapiosiren.bsky.social · 4d

4 EXTRA shots of espresso lady are you okay??!??!!

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