Sara Warf
@sarabwarf.bsky.social
Clinical professor of law, paint by numbers artiste, haver of Cookie & Biscuit (small dogs). She/her. Used to be big; it was Twitter that got small.
My kids do year-round school and had their regular trackout this month. Thanks to the holiday and the snow, today is the first day they’ve been in school since December 19th. DECEMBER NINETEENTH.
Good news is we’re due five more inches of snow this weekend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Good news is we’re due five more inches of snow this weekend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
January 29, 2026 at 3:09 PM
My kids do year-round school and had their regular trackout this month. Thanks to the holiday and the snow, today is the first day they’ve been in school since December 19th. DECEMBER NINETEENTH.
Good news is we’re due five more inches of snow this weekend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Good news is we’re due five more inches of snow this weekend 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Verizon is apparently down over much of the country, which is nuts. I’m over here googling “can I text via wifi” like a senior citizen who just got a Jitterbug and needs to check in with that gift card buying scammer
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Verizon is apparently down over much of the country, which is nuts. I’m over here googling “can I text via wifi” like a senior citizen who just got a Jitterbug and needs to check in with that gift card buying scammer
Just got this voicemail on the house line, which we only use for deliveries etc. No clue what any of this is about but BOY do I want to follow up
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Just got this voicemail on the house line, which we only use for deliveries etc. No clue what any of this is about but BOY do I want to follow up
First five-star book of the new year: “My Sister, the Serial Killer” by Oyinkan Braithwaite. Absolutely could not put it down
January 9, 2026 at 2:18 AM
First five-star book of the new year: “My Sister, the Serial Killer” by Oyinkan Braithwaite. Absolutely could not put it down
Petition to swap the names of crampons and tampons
January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Petition to swap the names of crampons and tampons
This compares only with my pride in knowing every word to “Hamilton” in terms of pride this year (bc my daughter has only just become obsessed with it)
Friends, like last year, I set a goal to read 100 books in 2025. I’m very pleased to say that my final total is 151! Alas, no Pizza Hut nearby to get my well earned personal pan pizza, but I have one in spirit 🏆📚🍕
two women sitting next to each other with the hashtag #schittscreek
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January 1, 2026 at 4:07 AM
This compares only with my pride in knowing every word to “Hamilton” in terms of pride this year (bc my daughter has only just become obsessed with it)
Friends, like last year, I set a goal to read 100 books in 2025. I’m very pleased to say that my final total is 151! Alas, no Pizza Hut nearby to get my well earned personal pan pizza, but I have one in spirit 🏆📚🍕
two women sitting next to each other with the hashtag #schittscreek
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December 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Friends, like last year, I set a goal to read 100 books in 2025. I’m very pleased to say that my final total is 151! Alas, no Pizza Hut nearby to get my well earned personal pan pizza, but I have one in spirit 🏆📚🍕
🎶 ain’t nothing wroooooong with a little
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🎶 ain’t nothing wroooooong with a little
Godspeed to all the dudes being sent to the grocery store for two last specific things today. If it helps, cornstarch is in the baking aisle
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Godspeed to all the dudes being sent to the grocery store for two last specific things today. If it helps, cornstarch is in the baking aisle
I was at Kohl’s yesterday and a few minutes in realized that the song playing on the sound system was “Roam” by the B-52s. They were playing just a regular music selection the whole time. It was a delightful change from constant Christmas music
December 23, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I was at Kohl’s yesterday and a few minutes in realized that the song playing on the sound system was “Roam” by the B-52s. They were playing just a regular music selection the whole time. It was a delightful change from constant Christmas music
As someone who is in gastroenterologists’ offices regularly and thus used to seeing diagrams of colons in poster format, every time I see this (for practicing fine motor skills) on the wall of my physical therapist’s office I think “dang man you gotta get that checked”
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
As someone who is in gastroenterologists’ offices regularly and thus used to seeing diagrams of colons in poster format, every time I see this (for practicing fine motor skills) on the wall of my physical therapist’s office I think “dang man you gotta get that checked”
My 11yo decided that we needed to watch “Hamilton” the other evening, during which I (1) sang along til she shushed me (to which I said JUST TURN IT UP THEN) and (2) made her pause periodically so I could explain various history things. Now I get to send her related gifs & trivia & HAPPY XMAS TO ME
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December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My 11yo decided that we needed to watch “Hamilton” the other evening, during which I (1) sang along til she shushed me (to which I said JUST TURN IT UP THEN) and (2) made her pause periodically so I could explain various history things. Now I get to send her related gifs & trivia & HAPPY XMAS TO ME
Quite enjoyed this safety sign at the physical therapist’s office that functioned as a demotivational sign
December 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Quite enjoyed this safety sign at the physical therapist’s office that functioned as a demotivational sign
I was just trying to call Biscuit up here before the cleaning people arrive. She was on the 1st floor so I was keeping up a continuous song etc. so she’d know where we were, all 🎶 BIIIIICKEY 🎶 (prolonged whistle) 🎶 where are weeee, we’re up heeeere 🎶 And then I hear “…hello?” Yeah they’d arrived 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
December 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I was just trying to call Biscuit up here before the cleaning people arrive. She was on the 1st floor so I was keeping up a continuous song etc. so she’d know where we were, all 🎶 BIIIIICKEY 🎶 (prolonged whistle) 🎶 where are weeee, we’re up heeeere 🎶 And then I hear “…hello?” Yeah they’d arrived 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Hit book 140 a few days ago!
Book 131. I am not a robot but I understand the accusations
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
December 6, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Hit book 140 a few days ago!
We are out here literally trying to give someone, anyone, money to watch a particular movie on VOD. No matter the platform, we cannot get the QR code or phone login to let us do so. We are somewhat screaming
November 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
We are out here literally trying to give someone, anyone, money to watch a particular movie on VOD. No matter the platform, we cannot get the QR code or phone login to let us do so. We are somewhat screaming
I just need everyone to experience this: walk with me into my kids’ bedroom in our hotel room this weekend
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I just need everyone to experience this: walk with me into my kids’ bedroom in our hotel room this weekend
If anyone was wondering what kinds of life lessons I’m teaching my 11yo daughter, it can be encapsulated by “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”: own yo shit and back up your bestie to the hilt ♥️
a woman in an orange dress and a woman in a black dress
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November 11, 2025 at 4:37 AM
If anyone was wondering what kinds of life lessons I’m teaching my 11yo daughter, it can be encapsulated by “Gentlemen Prefer Blondes”: own yo shit and back up your bestie to the hilt ♥️
Book 131. I am not a robot but I understand the accusations
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
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November 9, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Book 131. I am not a robot but I understand the accusations
Just showed the kids Crocodile Dundee for the first time and had to explain a few? things? but they quite enjoyed it. Rest assured that “THAT’S NOT A KNOIFE” transcends generations
November 9, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just showed the kids Crocodile Dundee for the first time and had to explain a few? things? but they quite enjoyed it. Rest assured that “THAT’S NOT A KNOIFE” transcends generations
Yeah I live in a fancy neighborhood, on a super fancy street too, it’s called uhhhh (looking around wildly)
November 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Yeah I live in a fancy neighborhood, on a super fancy street too, it’s called uhhhh (looking around wildly)
Can anyone identify my costume for tonight?
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Can anyone identify my costume for tonight?
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY FELLOW NERDS
October 31, 2025 at 1:55 PM
HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ALL MY FELLOW NERDS
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is standing in a living room in front of a bed .
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October 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
ATTENTION: I HAVE JUST FINISHED BOOK NUMBER 125 OF THE YEAR
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE
I HEREBY ACCEPT ALL CONGRATULATIONS WITH GRACEFUL PRIDE