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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 1d

TOO REAL 😂

Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 2d

Some fall semester I’m gonna assign my 1Ls the task of writing a professional 1am email to a supervisor saying “good morning, I am shitting my brains out and will need to postpone our meeting” in a highly professional tone

ANY GUESSES WHERE I GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 2d

VERY MUCH YES, THANK U

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 2d

My incredibly comfortable Merrell flip-flops that I have worn consistently for six months a year for the last 8 years just broke and I have never felt so betrayed

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 3d

Btw this is how I read the first Outlander book—it took so long to come off hold that I remembered nothing about it

Imagine my surprise when the main character just suddenly traveled back in time

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 3d

Fyi if anyone ever wants to brainwash me just hack my Libby app and have it tell me that a book I put on hold six months ago is ready because I will download and start listening despite having no memory of putting it on hold

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 4d

Fascinating thread from a newly minted airport employee.

Nome @nome.bsky.social · 4d

Some things I've learned in my first few weeks:

1) There is a grey market candy swapping racket between janitors, TSA agents, CSRs, and everyone else who has to stand someplace all day at the airport.

Hi-chews, sour candies, and gummy anything are in highest demand.

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 5d

THANK YOU FRIEND

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 5d

It is a PIZZA-SIZED sugar cookie decorated with li’l icing flowers and HAPPY BIRTHDAY on top. My absolute fave!

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 5d

Today I turned 47, which is of course the biggest milestone in a young woman’s life. It was a lovely day, full of family time, cookie cake, naps, clay crafting & painting, and much more. What a lovely start to my new year!

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Sara Warf @sarabwarf.bsky.social · 11d

“Oh, we’re doing this again?”—me to my Google Drive

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