Sarah Hollowell
@sarahhollowell.bsky.social
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Ian isn't a very outwardly reactive person while watching things but I was hoping to at LEAST get him with the car jump scare
Unfortunately I was too busy being jump scared by the car jump scare to notice if he also got jump scared 😔
Unfortunately I was too busy being jump scared by the car jump scare to notice if he also got jump scared 😔
The struggle of trying to be normal while showing someone a show you've seen before so they don't get suspicious about what might be about to happen
(Ian had never seen Hill House and we're on the Bent-Neck Lady and I'm being SO NORMAL ABOUT IT)
(Ian had never seen Hill House and we're on the Bent-Neck Lady and I'm being SO NORMAL ABOUT IT)
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Ian isn't a very outwardly reactive person while watching things but I was hoping to at LEAST get him with the car jump scare
Unfortunately I was too busy being jump scared by the car jump scare to notice if he also got jump scared 😔
Unfortunately I was too busy being jump scared by the car jump scare to notice if he also got jump scared 😔
The struggle of trying to be normal while showing someone a show you've seen before so they don't get suspicious about what might be about to happen
(Ian had never seen Hill House and we're on the Bent-Neck Lady and I'm being SO NORMAL ABOUT IT)
(Ian had never seen Hill House and we're on the Bent-Neck Lady and I'm being SO NORMAL ABOUT IT)
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The struggle of trying to be normal while showing someone a show you've seen before so they don't get suspicious about what might be about to happen
(Ian had never seen Hill House and we're on the Bent-Neck Lady and I'm being SO NORMAL ABOUT IT)
(Ian had never seen Hill House and we're on the Bent-Neck Lady and I'm being SO NORMAL ABOUT IT)
There HAS to be a point where I stop mentally saying ACAB as assigned cab at birth, like, I KNOW what it MEANS,
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
There HAS to be a point where I stop mentally saying ACAB as assigned cab at birth, like, I KNOW what it MEANS,
every once in awhile, and only late at night, it sounds like several large dumpsters are having a death match somewhere near our normally quiet neighborhood and I've never figured out what the fuck that's about
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
every once in awhile, and only late at night, it sounds like several large dumpsters are having a death match somewhere near our normally quiet neighborhood and I've never figured out what the fuck that's about
the moment Ian came home I said "I just finished a very sad video from one of my skit people and I am DISTRAUGHT" and then he nodded sympathetically while I explained about Shawna and John and the baby
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
the moment Ian came home I said "I just finished a very sad video from one of my skit people and I am DISTRAUGHT" and then he nodded sympathetically while I explained about Shawna and John and the baby
One day I'll tell you all about my favorite wedding present: the journal we found abandoned on the altar at the venue containing a letter someone wrote to their ex about how they felt like a fraud on their wedding day but have now moved on.
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 AM
One day I'll tell you all about my favorite wedding present: the journal we found abandoned on the altar at the venue containing a letter someone wrote to their ex about how they felt like a fraud on their wedding day but have now moved on.
I'm here to provide my agent with useful comp titles like the 2009 miniseries, Harper's Island, which I have watched dozens of times to make up for all the people who have never even heard of it
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm here to provide my agent with useful comp titles like the 2009 miniseries, Harper's Island, which I have watched dozens of times to make up for all the people who have never even heard of it
brains are weird because what do you mean I still to this day get the theme song from the Stephen King miniseries Kingdom Hospital stuck in my head
November 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
brains are weird because what do you mean I still to this day get the theme song from the Stephen King miniseries Kingdom Hospital stuck in my head
We may not be the house with the full-sized candy bars, but we ARE the house where someone will recognize and freak out over your Hollow Knight costume
(this service has so far only been needed twice)
(this service has so far only been needed twice)
October 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
We may not be the house with the full-sized candy bars, but we ARE the house where someone will recognize and freak out over your Hollow Knight costume
(this service has so far only been needed twice)
(this service has so far only been needed twice)
Started crying during quiet hang out time and then had to explain to my husband that it's because I saw a tiktok of a child crying after seeing Homeward Bound for the first time and I was like "oh I haven't seen that for awhile, I can't remember the ending" so I WATCHED THE ENDING, LIKE A FOOL,
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Started crying during quiet hang out time and then had to explain to my husband that it's because I saw a tiktok of a child crying after seeing Homeward Bound for the first time and I was like "oh I haven't seen that for awhile, I can't remember the ending" so I WATCHED THE ENDING, LIKE A FOOL,
You ever just think about Mothra,
October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You ever just think about Mothra,
I think the thing that makes me the angriest about my husband is how the fuck does he just fall asleep? What do you mean he closes his eyes and he's already asleep? He was talking two seconds ago. WHY IS HE KEEPING ALL THE SLEEP FOR HIMSELF. WHY WON'T HE SHARE ANY OF THE SLEEP WITH ME
October 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I think the thing that makes me the angriest about my husband is how the fuck does he just fall asleep? What do you mean he closes his eyes and he's already asleep? He was talking two seconds ago. WHY IS HE KEEPING ALL THE SLEEP FOR HIMSELF. WHY WON'T HE SHARE ANY OF THE SLEEP WITH ME
Wedding venue asked if any of our guests had lost their phone at the venue, and I do keep having to convince myself it wasn't me (I am typing this on my phone) (but also what if it's my phone they found???)
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Wedding venue asked if any of our guests had lost their phone at the venue, and I do keep having to convince myself it wasn't me (I am typing this on my phone) (but also what if it's my phone they found???)
leaning back into the alien aesthetic in 2025 is the best thing Kris Statlander has ever done (and I AM including that absolutely unhinged promo against Leyla Hirsch, with which I am obsessed)
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
leaning back into the alien aesthetic in 2025 is the best thing Kris Statlander has ever done (and I AM including that absolutely unhinged promo against Leyla Hirsch, with which I am obsessed)
All those tiktoks were NOT kidding about how fast your wedding day goes holy SHIT
October 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
All those tiktoks were NOT kidding about how fast your wedding day goes holy SHIT
I feel like this marriage is going to work out because I absolutely WIPED OUT during our first dance and it was still the most perfect day and I'm so happy that I just want to SCREAM LIKE I'M MARRIED NOW?? WHAT
October 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I feel like this marriage is going to work out because I absolutely WIPED OUT during our first dance and it was still the most perfect day and I'm so happy that I just want to SCREAM LIKE I'M MARRIED NOW?? WHAT
Me: Yeah to get the dress over my head I gotta get one arm down and then the other can eventually come through. I think that's kinda how they get babies out when they get stuck in the birth canal.
Nice old woman who did my wedding dress alterations: Well. I wouldn't have thought to put it that way.
Nice old woman who did my wedding dress alterations: Well. I wouldn't have thought to put it that way.
October 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Me: Yeah to get the dress over my head I gotta get one arm down and then the other can eventually come through. I think that's kinda how they get babies out when they get stuck in the birth canal.
Nice old woman who did my wedding dress alterations: Well. I wouldn't have thought to put it that way.
Nice old woman who did my wedding dress alterations: Well. I wouldn't have thought to put it that way.
At our rehearsal dinner and the wedding party is at one table and unfortunately we're all deeply unserious millennials and did briefly start chanting "CON AIR CON AIR CON AIR"
October 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
At our rehearsal dinner and the wedding party is at one table and unfortunately we're all deeply unserious millennials and did briefly start chanting "CON AIR CON AIR CON AIR"
Guys I'm about to meet @sarahgailey.bsky.social in person for the FIRST TIME after being friends for over a dang DECADE
AAAAHHH
AAAAHHH
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Guys I'm about to meet @sarahgailey.bsky.social in person for the FIRST TIME after being friends for over a dang DECADE
AAAAHHH
AAAAHHH
Being on social media way less in the last year has had many effects, but one of them is that I now extra can't stand online leftist spaces that are more interested in performing perfection than in viewing their comrades and allies as humans with both flaws and virtues.
October 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Being on social media way less in the last year has had many effects, but one of them is that I now extra can't stand online leftist spaces that are more interested in performing perfection than in viewing their comrades and allies as humans with both flaws and virtues.
I assume it's normal for the final days of wedding planning to include sudden 30-second bursts of stress sobbing
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I assume it's normal for the final days of wedding planning to include sudden 30-second bursts of stress sobbing
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
I don't understand the thing on tiktok where people will be talking about a "blind item" and it always looks like a screenshot from a tumblr post, and everyone just acts like it's true. Do they know something I don't about the credibility of those screenshots. Are they all doing a bit.
October 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don't understand the thing on tiktok where people will be talking about a "blind item" and it always looks like a screenshot from a tumblr post, and everyone just acts like it's true. Do they know something I don't about the credibility of those screenshots. Are they all doing a bit.
What do you mean my wedding is in five days and I just let the color of my dress slip to my fiance after keeping it a secret for A FULL HUMAN YEAR
October 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What do you mean my wedding is in five days and I just let the color of my dress slip to my fiance after keeping it a secret for A FULL HUMAN YEAR
We're going to a funeral tomorrow and getting married on Saturday so if anyone has a birth we can attend, we'll have a real triple threat week
October 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We're going to a funeral tomorrow and getting married on Saturday so if anyone has a birth we can attend, we'll have a real triple threat week