Sarah
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drink some water you dumb bitch
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It’s an outrageous stitch up I know it was my brother
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I am being falsely accused of a crime (clogging a toilet)
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So glad you’re being recognized for this
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I have 2 here I’m trying to convince one of them to sleep on my desk today
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Good morning cold beach morning
A late sunrise over lake Manitoba. The sky is clear and bright and there are beach stones in the foreground.
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It’s already a long night
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*pinching the bridge of my nose* can I have another glass of wine
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My mom: I need you to do two things when you’re here. 1) fix my hearing aids so they work with my phone and 2) explain what the fuck is AI
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I’m here you fuckaas
A glass of red wine and a cabbage bun
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This looks like a really good option actually, I might have to get one.
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This is the terminal where westjet use to depart, I remember dragging my two toddlers down that long hallway for an 8am flight, it was not a good memory
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I was afraid they would get me on the measurements because it’s “personal item” only which is insane, like a purse. So the zipper might not even make it, I’m really pushing my luck
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The further you walk the shorter the flight maybe that’s why the fare was cheap
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They made me measure it 😭
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I’m in a bad place rn (Pearson terminal 3)
The 2.2km hike to my gate
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But what if I need all seven of these shirts
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My level of delusion here is admirable
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Really struggling right now with the fact that I booked a flight where I have to fit everything in a single backpack
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Perfect size for a personal item
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Travelling again tomorrow
A small black and white cat zipped into a fabric packing cube
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To be fair, shut the fuck up
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my emotional support rotisserie chicken
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This is why I cry so much
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I need a funny light book to read because the one I just finished gutted me and I had to go lie down and cry on my lunch break