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Sarah
@sarahjen.bsky.social
· Oct 5
drink some water you dumb bitch
She is getting her full time employee status today
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
She is getting her full time employee status today
Good morning there are 31 days till Christmas
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Good morning there are 31 days till Christmas
I love to spend four hours procrastinating a 20 minute task
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I love to spend four hours procrastinating a 20 minute task
I’m actually really enjoying this phase of my life where my teenagers go out on the weekend and I eat rotisserie chicken over the sink and go to bed early
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m actually really enjoying this phase of my life where my teenagers go out on the weekend and I eat rotisserie chicken over the sink and go to bed early
Good morning if you’re just trying to do yoga with a gremlin kitten
November 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Good morning if you’re just trying to do yoga with a gremlin kitten
I also had a bit of a manic episode when I got home today and shaved our big orange tabby so he’s not going to be happy with me tomorrow (back on my bullshit)
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I also had a bit of a manic episode when I got home today and shaved our big orange tabby so he’s not going to be happy with me tomorrow (back on my bullshit)
I love my own bed so much
November 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I love my own bed so much
O’hare is so chaotic for no reason
November 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
O’hare is so chaotic for no reason
I got new pens and a new notebook so my whole life is about to change
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I got new pens and a new notebook so my whole life is about to change
When you touch down at o’hare you still have time to start a movie and see the ending before you get to a gate
November 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you touch down at o’hare you still have time to start a movie and see the ending before you get to a gate
People listening to things on their phones at full volume in public spaces is going to send me into psychosis
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
People listening to things on their phones at full volume in public spaces is going to send me into psychosis
Firing up the bad news machine to see if we’re having another election
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Firing up the bad news machine to see if we’re having another election
thunderstorm in november lfg
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
thunderstorm in november lfg
I can’t do my chores unless I have a little show to watch and unfortunately I have already watched all the shows
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I can’t do my chores unless I have a little show to watch and unfortunately I have already watched all the shows
if you’re offline for more than three hours you’ll never catch up on how many new things happened
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if you’re offline for more than three hours you’ll never catch up on how many new things happened
Having a mini breakdown because I have to leave my house after 7pm
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Having a mini breakdown because I have to leave my house after 7pm
You can eat a fistful of chocolate chips and a banana for breakfast if you want to, nothing fucking matters
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You can eat a fistful of chocolate chips and a banana for breakfast if you want to, nothing fucking matters
I love when I’m eating lunch and it’s already getting dark out
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love when I’m eating lunch and it’s already getting dark out
I forgot I put stew in the slow cooker and when I came home just now I thought someone broke in to make dinner
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I forgot I put stew in the slow cooker and when I came home just now I thought someone broke in to make dinner
Enjoy your snowy sunday, brother
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Enjoy your snowy sunday, brother
We love to get in bed early and then head the carbon monoxide detector chirp don’t we gang
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We love to get in bed early and then head the carbon monoxide detector chirp don’t we gang
Guess who got banished to her bed for hitting send on an email I was still writing
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Guess who got banished to her bed for hitting send on an email I was still writing
Am I ever going to adjust to this time change or will I just keep getting up at 3:30 for six more months
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Am I ever going to adjust to this time change or will I just keep getting up at 3:30 for six more months