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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 19h

“Normal” milk …..why am I stupid

Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 19h

I forgot we were at a Vegan restaurant and when the waitress asked if I wanted soy almond or coconut milk in my latte I said “oh just normal milk” lmfao kill me

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 1d

Divas acquired, i love secondhand stores

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 1d

Aight I think that’s enough thrifting for today

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 10d

That’s fucked up

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 12d

oh gosh good luck ;0; I hope your symptoms get better quickly, lemme know if u need soup I can bring soup

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 12d

I'm not very good at jumping into things by myself so I'm freaking out over it for probably not a very good reason lmao im just TIRED I GUESS and needed to talk about it here cause I don't wanna make IRL friends feel guilty over not wanting to go with me lol hahahah

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 12d

No one wants to go to the gym with me and im tired of making that my excuse to not go - at the same time I'm very scared to go by myself and partnering up would make it easier to stay motivated >8') I figured app/community support would fill that void but it doesn't

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 14d

Please add a dumbass idiot mode that explains every detail, I’m begging, do NOT assume I am smart!!!

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 14d

I fucking hate videogames that assume u know how shit works cause « surely you’ve learned this in other games » NO BITCH I’M A DUMBASS, just finished playing one and the end chart is like « you healed 0 times » BITCH THERE WAS A HEAL???????

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 17d

I have to shop for an electrician to replace old wiring in my old house but all I wanna do is doodle little guys on shrink plastic.... can these two meet in the middle somewhere...

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 21d

Caught my two cats getting along and the grumpy one immediately tried to run for it

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 24d

what the heck x_o that's so annoying, the whole point of the watch is to make it easier, not more of a process, jfccccc

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 24d

i am exaggerating but it was still Bad and Embarrassing lmao im like yea you can probably skip all the uber shit i get uber a lot and he's like yeah i can see that
lmfao BRO I BEG

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 24d

Not the credit card guy being like ok I'll list off all your latest purchases and flag what seems out of place - and then proceeding to read off my 39 uber eats orders from this week lmao LISTEENNNN

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 25d

Can anyone suggest cute Plant names I regret this

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 26d

auto complete added the "all" I did not do this.....................

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 26d

Sleeping extremely hard for a guy who does nothing except poop and try to eat plants all

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 27d

lmao im so upset I didn't think of that, incredible

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Sara @saralepew.bsky.social · 27d

My wife found a naked Sans Undertale at goodwill on its 10th year anniversary. Go topless today, for Sans